APRONYMS BY STEVE KEATE
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3
beginning with
A		AMIGA
ANARU
APPLE COMPUTERS
5
beginning with
B		BAUD
BRASSIERE
BREAST
BREAST (2)
BUDDING
8
beginning with
C		CAPS
CD
CELL SITE
CHAIR
CHEDS
CHIMERICAL
CHUNDER
CORD
10
beginning with
D		DAMN
DISK
DOG
DOG (2)
DOG (4)
DOG (5)
DONGLE (3)
DOOR
DOPE (3)
DVD
4
beginning with
F		FEMALE
FEMALES (2)
FEMALES (3)
FRIDGE
3
beginning with
G		GEEK (2)
GNU
GNU (2)
4
beginning with
H		HANDS
HEATER
HOMER
HYSTERICAL (2)
10
beginning with
I		IBM (2)
IBOOK (5)
IBOOK (8)
IMAC (6)
IMAC (7)
IMAC (9)
IMAC (10)
IMAC (11)
IMAC (12)
INCEST
2
beginning with
J		JAGUAR (5)
JEALOUS
1
beginning with
K		KEYBOARD (2)
6
beginning with
L		LAMP (2)
LEGAL
LICE
LOVE (2)
LUST (4)
LUST (6)
18
beginning with
M		MAC
MAC (2)
MAC (3)
MAC OS (2)
MAC OS (3)
MALES (2)
MALES (3)
MALES (5)
MALES (6)
MARIJUANA
MENSA (3)
MENSA (4)
MICROSOFT (8)
MOA
MODEL (2)
MODEL (3)
MODEL (4)
MOTHERBOARD (3)
3
beginning with
N		NO
NOSE
NOSE (2)
1
beginning with
O		ONANISM (2)
15
beginning with
P		PAINT
PAINT (2)
PC (6)
PC USER
PING
POLICE (2)
POLICE (4)
POLICE STATION
POOPHOLE
POPSICLE
POPSICLE (2)
POST
POT
POT (2)
POT (4)
6
beginning with
R		RACE (3)
RAPE
REVOLTING (3)
ROHYPNOL
ROHYPNOL (2)
ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING
17
beginning with
S		SCREEN
SEX
SLUT (2)
SORBITOL
SOS
SOS (2)
SOS (3)
SOS (4)
SOS (5)
SOS (12)
SPAM (2)
SPAM (4)
SPAM (5)
SPAM (6)
SPARC
SPLEEN
SUICIDE
6
beginning with
V		VAGINA (2)
VERSICHERUNG
VIAGRA
VIAGRA (3)
VOLVO
VOLVO (2)
2
beginning with
W		WAGE (3)
WAGE (4)

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