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83% ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ SONGAlphabetic Barrage of Characters Designed to Educate Fellows, Gradually, of Handwriting Inscription - Juveniles & Kiddies Like Melodious Notes Of Poem. Quite Readily, Singing Teaches Understanding of Vowels & Writing to Xuberant, Young & Zealous Students... Only Numbers to Go! Angela Brett
100% AMERICAN PIEAmazing McLean Epitaph Recounting Idols' Crashed Aeroplane Night. Perceptive, Intelligent, Evocative. Eric Bridgstock
92% AMERICAN PIE (2)Awful Madonna Easy-listening Record. It Confirms A Naff Pop Icon Exists Eric Bridgstock
93% ANIMAL INSTINCTAbsolutely Neat Instrumentals... Music And Lyrics Integrate Nicely So That It's a Nice Catchy Tune. Angela Brett (who apologises for using 'Nice' twice) on Animal Instinct, a song by the Cranberries.
100% ANTHEMA Nation's Tune Has Everyone Mouthing! Angela Brett, reflecting on the observation than in any sports event or other such occasion where people are required to sing the national anthem, most of the participants don't know all the words, so try their best at moving their mouths so they'll appear to be singing.
100% BARBARABeachBoys Anthem Recording 'Bout A Romantic Adolescence Tony McCoy O'Grady (who knows that the Beach Boys song was Barbara Ann)
Names:First names:Female
100% CHRISTMAS SONGSCarols Have Rhythm? I'm Supposed To Make Accented Syllables Syncopic & Overextend Nearly Gratuitous Syntax Angela Brett, noting that the rhythm in many Christmas carols is terrible... some unstressed syllables are ludicrously elongated while others are omitted. Even seasoned churchgoers hesitate at some lines, wondering just how to fit the words into the tune. As some words are replaced by more modern versions the rhythm is screwed up even more, and the difficulty is made worse by the fact that different parishes offer slightly different modernisations to fit into the same tune.
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% COLLIDERComplaining Of Lover Locked Into Discovering/Dissecting Energetic Reactions Angela Brett, on the song by Les Horribles Cernettes (you can download it or read the lyrics at
100% COUNT YOUR BLESSINGSCalculations Of Using Natural Talents, Your Opinions, Uniquely Reasonable Because Lessons Encourage Satisfactory Successful Individuals. Necessary Gifts Saved Jan Morgan
100% COWGIRLCattle-Owning Women Gain Interesting Random Lyrics Rob Rix, while listening to Cowgirl by Underworld
100% DADDY'S LABDon't Analyse Decay Data, You Should Love A Boy. Angela Brett, on the song by Les Horribles Cernettes (you can download it or read the lyrics at
100% I NEED THEE EVERY HOURIndividual Negotiates Eternal Endurance Deemed To Him Even Every Evening Verifies Evident Reverence You're His Offspring, Ultimate Relief Jan Morgan -- song
100% LOVE AT HOMELessons Of Valuable Emotions Attention To Harmony Of My Experiences Jan Morgan
100% MACARTHURMagnificently Appaling 'Chant' - A Record That Had Unusual Refrain Tony McCoy O'Grady - referring to Macarthur Park, a 'song' from the 1970s featuring (I can't say "sung by") Richard Harris
100% OLD MACDONALDOctogenarian Likes Directing Many Animals: Cows, Dogs, Owls, Nannygoats And Loud Donkeys Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes
89% PROMISESPrior to Release, On Mp3 I Sampled Emerging Single. Angela Brett, after downloading and listening to an mp3 of the Cranberries' new song, Promises, before it was released as a single.
93% ZOMBIE - IT'S A SONG!Zest Of Merry Berries Is Encapsulated In This Song - Also Shows Off Noel's Guitar-playing. Angela Brett, on the song Zombie by The Cranberries.