A Pertinent Riposte Of Nonsense You May Send
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| 100% | LOVE (2) | Lust Overcomes, Vagina Entered |
Steve Keate |
| 100% | LOVE (3) | Likely Outcome Very Exciting |
John Brett |
| 100% | LOVE (4) | Little Of Value Eventually |
John Brett |
| 100% | LOVE (5) | Lusty Origin Vigorous Ending |
John Brett |
| 100% | LOVE (6) | Laugh, Our Vanities Exposed |
John Brett |
| 100% | LOVE (7) | Lack Of Visible Evidence |
John Brett |
| 100% | LOVE (8) | Life Of Varied Emotions |
John Brett |
| 100% | LOVE (9) | Little Organs Virtually Extinct |
John Brett |
| 100% | LOVE (10) | Large Organs Visibly Erect |
John Brett |
| 100% | LOVE (11) | Lack Of - Very Evil |
John Brett |
| 100% | LOVE (12) | Lust Overcomes- Virtue Exits |
John Brett |
| 100% | LOVE (13) | Lone Option - Virtual Excitement |
John Brett |
| 100% | LOVE (14) | Ladies Of Virtue Extinct |
John Brett |
| 100% | LOVE (15) | Loss Of Virginity Expected |
John Brett |
| 100% | LOVE (16) | Lewd Outlook - Venal Ending |
John Brett |
| 100% | LOVE (17) | Lack Of Variety Exhausts |
John Brett |
| 100% | LOVE (18) | Lots Of Valid Expansions |
Angela Brett Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms |
| 100% | LOVE (19) | Leaves One Virtually Euphoric |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | LOVE (20) | Lion Omnipotent Victor Emmanuel! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Jesus Christ. Religion |
| 100% | LOVE (21) | Longing Of Valuable Eternity |
Jan Morgan |
| 100% | LOYALTY | Love Only You, Always Living True, Yours |
Jan Morgan People & Relationships:Personality Traits |
| 100% | LURE | Lover Using Romantic Enterprise |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | LUST | Love Underlying Sexual Tensions? |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | LUST (2) | Love Usurped, Sex Triumphs. |
Eric Bridgstock |
| 100% | LUST (3) | Lecherous Unadulterated Sexy Thoughts |
Mary Carr, on hearing Eric's LUST (2). |
| 100% | LUST (4) | Lacy Underwear Stretched Taut |
Steve Keate and Blair |
| 100% | LUST (5) | Life's Usual Stress Test |
Blair |
| 100% | LUST (6) | Largely Useless Sexual Tensions |
Steve Keate |
| 100% | LUST (7) | Love's Unfortunately Sidelined, Typically. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | LUST (8) | Look Up Someone Tacky. |
Word Nerd |
| 100% | MAC OS (2) | May Angela Crave Only Steve |
Steve Keate |
| 100% | MAC OS (4) | Men Are Completely Over-Sexed |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | MADE FOR EACH OTHER | Maybe Adam Dated Eve For Obvious Reason; Every Alternative Couldn't Have Offered Truly Human Effect, Rootwise. |
Angela Brett, as Adam and Eve were the only couple truly made for each other, but they didn't have much choice in the mat[t]er so it wasn't necessarily as romantic as is implied by that phrase nowadays. Religion |
| 100% | MAKING LOVE | Make A Kiss Interesting, Next Get Leg Over - Very Exciting. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | MASOCHISM | Many A Stroke Of Cane Has Intense Sexual Meaning |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | MASSAGE THERAPY (3) | Masseur Arouses Strident Sexuality - And Generally Evokes Thoughts (Heavily Erotic) - Rubbing And Petting You |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, who is DIFFERENTLY WELL Sports & Recreation:Relaxation |
| 100% | MASTURBATE | Mating Alone?! Sexual Tension's Usually Relieved By A Twin Euphoria. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | MASTURBATION | Manual Arousal & Stimulation Till Urgent Relief Brings Awesome Tremors Is Often Nice |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | MAYPOLE (2) | Many Amorous Youths Proposition Oversexed Ladies Eagerly |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying that the maypole is actually a highly erotic springtime rite. Much activity occurred. Assorted Nouns Time:Special Occasions |
| 92% | METROSEXUAL | Men Especially Those Respectful Of Stylistic Edicts X-hibiting Usually Attractive Looks |
Robert Anonymous |
| 100% | MISSED MY CHANCE | Maybe I Should've Suggested Engagement, Dearest - Maybe You Could Have Avoided New Chap's Engagement |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 80% | MISTRESS | Mad Irishman Seeks to Tarnish Reputation of Enlightened Sophomoric Superhero |
Angela Brett, when Tony referred to her as 'oh mistress mine.' |
| 100% | MODEL (2) | Men Only Date Easy Lays |
Steve Keate People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations |
| 100% | MUGS | Men Undressing Girls Surreptiously |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | NADS | Need Autoerotic Dirtiness Sometimes |
Jeff Anonymous Science:Biology:Body Parts |
| 100% | NAILS AND BEAUTY | Not As If Lady's Superficial Achievement's Noticed. Dumb Blondes... Everyone's After Using The Yoni! |
Angela Brett People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene |
| 100% | NOOKIE | Now One's Offed Knickers, Intercourse Ensues |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | NO SEX RELATION | No Orgasms? Some Extremely Xerantic Regions Enflame Lingam - At That I'm Off Nookie |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when someone searched for that phrase on the Acronyms website. |
| 86% | OGLING | Obvious Gleeful Leering at Indecent Naked Girlies |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | OLD LADY | Organ Loves Donors! Libido Activated! Display Yourself! |
Rico Leffanta |
| 88% | ONANISM | Organising Nativity's A No-no, If So Manipulated |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | ONANISM (2) | Objects Normally Aren't Nuns... Isn't 'Semenary', Mate! |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett |
| 100% | PANGAMY | Promiscuity Amongst No-Good Adults Made You! |
Angela Brett |
| 90% | PC ROMANCE | Private Chat Room Offered Me A New Chance of Entanglement |
Angela Brett Computers:Internet |
| 100% | PC ROMANCE (2) | Private Chat Room: Old Maids Actually Nastily Claim Exoticism |
Jeff Anonymous Computers:Internet |
| 100% | PEEPING TOM | Pervert Enjoys Entering Porperty Inspecting Neighbour's Genitals, Then Openly Masturbating |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | PENIS (3) | Prominent Erection Needs Immediate Satisfying |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Body Parts |
| 100% | PENIS (4) | Penetrating Entity Needed In Sex |
Apronymous Anonymous |
| 100% | PENTHOUSE | Published Erotic Nudes That Hadn't Obviously Used Spraybrush Experts |
TMcCO'G Communication:Periodicals |
| 88% | PERVERT | Person Enjoying Rather Varied Engagement (with) Reality & Truth |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | PERVERTS | People Each Requiring Vasectomies, Enjoy Raping The Susceptible. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | PETTER | Person Enamoured Tries Touching Erogenous Regions |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | PETTER (2) | Personal Experiences Too Tempestuous? Eschew Revelations! |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Patricia responded to his PETTER (and the unsuccessful search on the website for that word) with, 'No personal experience here!) |
| 80% | PILL | Popularly It Licensed Love-making |
Tony McCoy O'Grady ('the pill' is widely credited with launching the "Swinging Sixties" and "free love") Drugs |
| 100% | PLAY | Pointing Love At Yourself |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | POLYGAMY | Plural Offensive Love, Yesterdays Gatherer At Multiple Yokes |
Jan Morgan - too many wives, old biblical practice of a man wanting to have multiple bonds (yokes) of marriage at the same time. No longer practiced. |
| 92% | PORNOGRAPHY | Pictures Of Respectability? No! Objectionable Graphic Representations Aimed (at) Perpetually Horny Youth! |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Art & Literature |
| 91% | PORNO MOVIE | Prerecorded Orgy of Recreational Nudity On My Overhead Viewer. It's Exciting! |
Tony McCoy O'Grady/Angela Brett Entertainment:Movies |
| 100% | PORNOTGRAPHIC | Pictures Of Really Normal Objects That Get Responses As People Hear Interesting Captions |
Angela Brett -- 'Pornotgraphy' hints at being pornography, but is not. See http://macintosh.geek.nz/pron.html (I was tempted to invent 'Innuendic' for the I-word but I don't want to get too many demerit points on my creative license.) See also INNUENDON'T Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words |
| 100% | PRIVATE PARTS | People Rarely Inspect Venal Areas That Everyone Possesses, And Restricted To Spouses |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Body Parts |
| 100% | PROMISCUOUS | Promises Romance Or Marriage In Seconds Counting Unscrupulously On Unresisted Sex |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Personality Traits |
| 100% | PROSTITUTE | People Requesting Oral Sex Think It's Too Uneconomical To Enjoy? |
Angela Brett People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations |
| 100% | PROTECTION (2) | People Really Ought To Ensure Care's Taken If Orgasming Nowadays |
Angela Brett, as a modification of PROTECTION |
| 100% | PROWL | Parade Romantic Opulence Women Love |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | PUCKER UP | Please Understand Cheek Kisses Erode Romantic Urges Paradoxically |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | PUCKER UP (2) | Proper Upper Class Kisses Excite Randy Underprivileged Peckers |
Rico Leffanta - 'Peckers' is a pun based on the American 'peck' for a casual kiss and 'pecker', - a synonym for penis. |
| 100% | PURITY | Penises Usually Relegate It To Yesterday |
Angela Brett, after (CHAP (2)) was given a 100% purity rating by the acronym submission form. Assorted Nouns |
| 100% | QUICKIE | Quite Unexpected Intercourse, Cuddling & Kissing In Excelsis |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | QUIFF | Quim Users Invest For Fun |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | QUIVERS | Quaint Universally Intimate Vibrations Expecting Romantic Sensations |
Rico Leffanta Assorted Nouns |
| 100% | RADIANT | Really Attractive Damsel In Alluring Negligee Teaser |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | RANDY | Rapist Acting Nice, Diddling You |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | REBECCA | Raises Every Boy's Excitement, C-Cups Advertised |
Angela Brett Names:First names:Female |
| 100% | RHINOS | Rhino Horn Is Not Orgasmically Stimulating |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Animals |
| 100% | RIMMING | Regurgitation-Inducing Mutual Masturbation Is No Good |
Jeff Anonymous, replying to a failed search; if you don't know, you don't want to know. Believe me. |
| 100% | RIP | Romance In Progress |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | ROGER | Romantic Overtones Get Everyone Roused |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | ROGER (2) | Relax, One's Got Erection Ready |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 87% | ROLLING STONES | Romps Of Late-night Loving In Night Gowns, Sexy Tights, Or Naked. Expectations of Sex. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | ROMANTIC | Randy Old Man Anticipates Necking, Touching, Intimate Caresses |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | SADISM | Sometimes Administering Discipline Is Sexually Motivated |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | SATYRIASIS | So, At Twilight, Young Romantic Idiots Always Show Insatiable Sentiments. |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Personality Traits |
| 100% | SECONDS | She Enjoys Climaxes; One Never Does Satisfy |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | SEX | Something Else Xtraordinary |
Steve Keate, after being asked what comes after INFATUATION. |
| 100% | SEX (2) | Sensual/ Emotional Xploration |
Jeff Anonymous |
| 100% | SEX (3) | Seriously Erogenous Xanadu |
Timothy Chambers |
| 100% | SEX (4) | Sometimes Evildoers Xploit |
Jeff Anonymous |
| 75% | SEXIST (2) | Surgery Ending X-rated-fun Is Sore Therapy |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | SHRIVEL | Showing How Really Icy Virgins Eschew Love |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | SIDEREAL | Starlight Inspires Desires Enchanting Romantics, Especially After Libations |
Rico Leffanta Science:Astronomy |
| 100% | SINGLE LIFE | Scene Is Nightclubs, Getting Laid... Eventually Loving Intimate Friendship Evolves. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | Seeks Intelligent Nice Gentleman - Looks European. While Having Intentions To Enjoy Flirtations, Expect Marriage After Limited Engagement |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | SLOWPOKE | Sexually Lazy, One Willpower's Positively On Keeping Erection |
Tony McCoy O'WashYourMouthOutWithSoapyWater! |
| 100% | SLUT | Sexually Loose Undiscriminating Tramp |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after watching an 'expose' TV programme on teenage sex in England. |
| 100% | SLUT (2) | She Lustily Undoes Top |
Steve Keate |
| 100% | SLUT (3) | She Likes Using Toyboys |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | SLUT (4) | Sexy Lingerie Used Temptingly |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | SLUT (5) | She Lies, Usually Topless. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | SNOG | Squash Noses Or Glasses |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | SOLICITING | Seeking Out Lustful Intercourse Can Induce Terrible Infections Near Genitals |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments |
| 100% | SPLITTING THE ATOM | Singular People Loving In Tandem Trying Innovative New Gambits To Help Enhance Archaic Traditions Oppressing Marriage |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | STABILITY | Sex Takes A Backseat If Love Is Tormenting You. |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | STRIPPERS | Slowly To Reveal Individual Private Parts Erotically's Reputedly Sensous |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations |
| 100% | ST VALENTINE'S DAY | See This Value! Artistic Leatherwork Expresses No Truer Intentions - Nice Expensive Shoes Depict Amorous You! |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, explaining: I was stunned to see a local shop had a special display for Valentine's day. The little pink hearts were stuck on shoes and boots. How romantic would that be as a gift? Time:Special Occasions Household Objects:Clothing |
| 100% | SWAP (3) | Sleep With Another's Partner |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | THWARTS | To Have Women Act Responsibly, Touch Softly |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | THE GAME | Teenage Hookers Erotically Garbed Await Mens' Enquiries |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations |
| 100% | TESTES | Tickle 'Em Sexily & They'll Eject Sperm |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Body Parts |
| 90% | TEEN MALES | They Eat, Entertain Nonsense, Moan, And Lust with Explosive Sexualities |
Robert Anonymous Time:Age |
| 100% | TEA (2) | The English Aphrodysiac |
TMcCO'G Food & Drink:Drinks |
| 100% | TARRY | Try A Risque Romance Yourself |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | UP | Utilitarian Phallus |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | VAGINA (3) | Vigorous Agitation Gets Its Nubbin Aroused |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology:Body Parts |
| 100% | VALENTINE | Very Amorous Lovers Enjoy Naughty Things, Including Negligees Etc. |
Angela Brett Time:Special Occasions |
| 100% | VALENTINE (2) | Vigorous And Lusty Encounters Nightly Trysts Involve Nookie Episodes? |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Time:Special Occasions |
| 100% | VALENTINE (4) | Venus And Lips Entangle Naturally To Indicate Numerical Expression |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, proposing that the "Valentine" should be the SI unit of kisses. Science:Mathematics:Measurement |
| 100% | VALENTINES | Value Any Lasting Entwinement, Never Thwart It 'Needing' Extra Sex. |
Angela Brett Time:Special Occasions |
| 100% | VIRGIN | Vagina Is Ready, Girl Is Not. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | WAFFLE | Woman Arrested For Finding Love Elsewhere |
Rico Leffanta, to go with BAFFLE |
| 100% | WANT | Women Are Naked Too |
Rico Leffanta |
| 91% | WELCOME TO A SINGLES CLUB | Wankers Evidently Like Company... Obviously Man's Entry Thrills Oestrogenic Airheads. Some Intoxicated Numbskulls Get Lucky, Except Seldom is Comatose Lust Unconquered by Booze. |
Angela Brett. Assorted Phrases |
| 100% | WHOREHOUSE | Where Hookers Operate - Regularly Entertaining Husbands Of Utterly Sexless Entities |
Penname Nom De Plume Places:Buildings |
| 100% | WILL YOU TAKE ME BACK? | When I Left (Leaving You Openly Upset) Trivial Annoyances Kept Emotions Masked. Eventually Bewailed Actions, Counting Karma. |
Angela Brett |
| 90% | WOMANIZER | Wantonly Offers Marvellous Affair Now (If Zipper Ever Re-opens) |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | YOU ARE LOOKING SEXY TONIGHT | Yes, Oh Undoubtedly Amorous Response Elicited. Look Out! O. K. I Need Gratifying Sexually Erotic Xperience. You're Too Obvious - Now I'm Getting Horny Too! |
Tony McCoy O'Grady (See YOU LOOK HORRIBLE DURING THE DAY) |
| 100% | YOU ARE SO HOT | You're Obviously Utterly Aroused, Really Excited, So Offer Him/Her Orgasmic Tumble |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | TRUE LOVE | 'Terminal' Romance Usually Ensures Lots Of Valentines Exchanged |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
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