A Pertinent Riposte Of Nonsense You May Send
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| ANUS | Arsehole's Not Unusually Smelly |
Angela Brett |
| ANUS (2) | A Not Uncommon Sphincter |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| AORTA | Aimed Outward, Replenishing The Ateries |
Angela Brett |
| ARM | A Reaching Mechanism |
Angela Brett and Peter Coxhead |
| ASS | Ample Sized Situpon |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| BABY'S BRAIN | Begining At Birth You Saw, Behaved, Reasoned, Adapted, Interpreted Naturally! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Your site has engaged my mind far above all the others combined! I suppose that being a MATH WIZ (I need to APRONYMIZE that!), with a strange sense-of-humor makes your site so appealing to what has been a longing in me since I started with a BABY'S BRAIN! |
| BALCONY | Breasts Arranged Lovingly Concealing Only Nipples Yearning |
Rico Leffanta |
| BALD SPOT | Began Aging, Lost Dulled Strands - Particularly On Top. |
Angela Brett |
| BEARD | Bushy Entanglement After Razor's Ditched |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| BLADDER | Bilious Liquids Are Deposited Daily, Easily Released |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| BLOOD | Bleeding Leaks Of Ordinary Droplets |
Jan Morgan |
| BONE CARVING | Brush On Nature's Every Canvas, And Recycle Vertebrae Into Neverending Gift |
Angela Brett Art & Literature |
| BONES | Broken Ones Need Elevation & Support |
Angela Brett |
| BOOB | Bounces Out Of Bra |
Angela Brett |
| BOTTOM | Big Orifices Treat Tons Of Merde! |
Mary Carr/Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| BOWEL | Back Off... Wind Emission Likely. |
Angela Brett |
| BOWELS | Bottom Often Will Evacuate Liquids & Solids |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| BRAIN (2) | Biologic Reasoning Apparatus; Intelligence's Nest |
Gavin Lambert |
| BREAST | Beautiful, Round, Entertaining, Appetising, Supple, Tittilating. |
Matthew Oram and Steve Keate |
| BREAST (2) | Becomes Really Erect After Some Tweaking |
Matthew Oram and Steve Keate |
| BREASTS | Babies Rarely Ever Attempt Suckling Two Simultaneously! |
Angela Brett |
| BREASTS (2) | Blondes Request Expensive And Sometimes Troublesome Sugery. |
Angela Brett People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene |
| BREASTS (3) | Beautifully Rounded, Extremely Arousing, Sometimes Terribly Sensitive |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| BUDDING | Breasts Usually Do Develop In Nubile Girls |
Steve Keate |
| BUM | Below Underwear, Marginally |
Matthew Oram |
| CHAP (2) | *Cough* Huh? Adorable Penis?! |
Angela Brett, in response to CHAP, since penises aren't adorable. (CHAP sure gives a different slant on Chap Stick though.) |
| CHIN | Clip Hair If Necessary |
Angela Brett |
| CLITORIS | Cute Lump Is Tickled Often - Result: Intense Sensations |
TMcCO'G People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| CORPUS CALLOSUM | Cerebral Overpass Recommended Partitions Useful Sphere. Congenital Absence Loses Link Of Sections Using Malformation |
Jan Morgan -- it's the bridge that links the left side to the right side of the brain - its rare but some people are born with out one. |
| CRANIAL NERVES | Complex Reticule (A Network), It All Links Neural Elements Rapidly - Vigorously Establishing Sensations |
TMcCO'G |
| CURLS | Coiled, Untamed Ringlets Look Swell! |
Angela Brett People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene |
| DIMPLE | Depression In Mid-Phizog Looks Endearing |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene |
| DOG BONE | Dug Out & Gnawed By Our Neighbour's Elkhound |
TMcCO'G |
| DOG BONE (2) | Did Os Get Buried On Neighbour's Estate? |
Angela Brett |
| EAR (2) | Enables Aural Reception |
Eric Bridgstock |
| EAR (3) | Equilibrator / Aural Receptor |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. |
| EARLOBE | Embellishments And Rings Lend One Beauty, Essentially. |
Angela Brett |
| EARS | External Audio Receiver System |
Mick Bridgstock |
| EROGENOUS ZONES | Easement Recognition Of Generic Erections Navigating Obstacles Usually Surrounding Zucchini Outlets Needing Extra Stuffing |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| ESOPHAGUS | Exhaust So Offal Passes Heart And Goes Under Scrotum |
Rico Leffanta |
| EYE | Espy Your Enemies |
Angela Brett |
| FACE | Focus Additional Cosmetic Enhancement |
Angela Brett |
| FINGERNAILS | Flexibility Is No Good - Enamelled (Red?) Nails Assist If Loosening Screws |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| FINGERS | Fidgeting Indexes Negotiating Gently Enter Responses Slowly |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| FUR | Fuzzy Unique Remnant |
Jan Morgan Household Objects:Threads & Fabric |
| GLANS | Genital Lingo Associated Naughty Sexuality |
Kenny Roy |
| GONAD | Generates Ova Night And Day |
Angela Brett |
| HAIR | Heat, And Its Retention |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| HAND | Hard Acronym Not Done |
Angela Brett, when Steve was trying to think of a HAND acronym and then asked her for an expansion when he couldn't think of one. |
| HAND (3) | Human Appendage Noticed Daily |
Kenny Roy |
| HANDS | Have Above Nine Digits, Sometimes. |
Steve Keate |
| HEAD | Hat/Hair Envelops Axons & Dendrites |
Angela Brett and Peter Coxhead |
| HEART | Hopefully Evident Arrhythmias Repair Themselves. |
Angela Brett |
| HEART (2) | Healthily, Each Atrium Rhythmically Twitches. |
Angela Brett |
| HEART (3) | Holds Emotion And Romantic Thoughts? |
Angela Brett People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| HEART (5) | He's Expired... Atria Rhythm Terminated |
Angela Brett |
| HEART (6) | Hydraulic Engine Absolutely Rooted Today! |
Bern Dell |
| HEEL | Holds Extremity, Ends Leg. |
Angela Brett |
| HYMEN | Hello Young Men - Especially Newcomers! |
Rico Leffanta |
| HYMEN (2) | Hasn't Young Maiden Experienced Nymphomania? |
Angela Brett |
| IWI | Increased Whanau, Ivory |
Angela Brett (Iwi means either 'tribe' or 'bone' in Maori, Whanau means 'family') People & Relationships:Family Science:Linguistics:Maori Words |
| KNEECAP | Kicks Need Energy Enhancement Created At Patella. |
Angela Brett |
| KNUCKLE | Knobble Near Uncial Can Keep Limbends Exercised |
TMcCO'G |
| LEATHER (2) | Let's Eschew Animals That Have Epidermis Removed |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying: this doesn't really reflect my opinion as I love my leather jacket! :-) Household Objects:Clothing |
| LEFT HAND | Little Enterprising Feline Taken Hold; Abandoning Normal Digits |
Gavin Lambert (I'm having to type this one-handed because my cat is sleeping on my right hand. And I'm right-handed!) |
| LEGS | Long Elevatory Gear Sticks |
Niki Widdowson |
| LENS | Light Experiences New Shaping |
Angela Brett Science:Physics |
| LENS (2) | Lets Eyes Now See |
Roger Williams Science:Physics |
| LIP | Lick If Parched |
Angela Brett |
| LIPS | Lively If Person's Speaking |
Angela Brett |
| LIPS (2) | Lovely If Pursed Sweetly |
Patricia Rix |
| LIPS (3) | Luscious In Pearly Sheens |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene |
| LIPS (4) | Licking Indicates Passionate Sexuality |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| LIPS (5) | Luscious, Irresistable, Person-Smoochers |
Kenny Roy & Tamaryn Roy |
| MAMMARIES | Most All Manly Men Are Rapt If Eying Some. |
Angela Brett |
| MOUTH | Much Open, Uttering Total Honesty? |
Eric Bridgstock |
| MOUTH (2) | Mine's Only Used To Hassle |
John Block. I was looking for the acronym for KLR which is the letters in the model number of my motorbike. I never really thought of conceiving acronyms from everyday words, but after reading a few I had to try. |
| MUSCLE | My Unique Skeleton Clearly Lacks Enhancement |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| NADS | Need Autoerotic Dirtiness Sometimes |
Jeff Anonymous People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| NASAL | Nostrils And Sinuses Are Leaking |
Angela Brett |
| NATES | Natural Asset That Excites Sadists |
Rico Leffanta |
| NAVEL | Nowadays A Very Exposed Location |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| NIPPLES | Naked Independent Pandering Protuberances Launching Enthusiastic Suckling |
Rico Leffanta |
| NOSE | Not Only Supporting Eyewear |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett |
| NOSE (2) | Number One Sinus Exhaust |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett |
| NOSE (3) | Neat Orifice, Sniffing Everywhere |
Eric Bridgstock |
| NOSTRIL | Need Olfactory Sense To Revel In Lilies |
Angela Brett |
| NUTS (3) | Nestled Underneath Trouser Snake |
Angela Brett |
| PENIS | Pinkish, Erectile Needle Injects Semen. |
Angela Brett |
| PENIS (2) | Particularly Enlarged, Now Incredibly Stiff |
Matthew Oram |
| PENIS (3) | Prominent Erection Needs Immediate Satisfying |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| PHALLUS | Pretense Holding Any Long Length Ushers Satisfaction |
Rico Leffanta |
| PRICK (2) | Penis Reacts If Continuously Kissed |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| PRIVATE PARTS | People Rarely Inspect Venal Areas That Everyone Possesses, And Restricted To Spouses |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| PUBIC HAIRS | Prickles Upsurge By Intimate Crevices, Heralding Adulthood & Insulating Reproduction Sites. |
Angela Brett |
| RECTUM | Regular Egestion Causing Trouble? Use Metamucil! |
Angela Brett |
| SCHNOZ | Sleeping, Causes Horrible Noise - Onomatopoeically 'Zizz' |
Angela Brett ('schnoz' being slang for nose) |
| SCROTUM | Sac Containing Reproductive Orbs, Tucked Underneath Manhood. |
Angela Brett |
| SEMEN | Spermfilled Emission Men Ejaculate Naughtily |
Angela Brett |
| SKULL | Skeleton's Knowledge User, Living Life |
Jan Morgan |
| SPERM | Small Paternal Effort Riles Mother |
Angela Brett |
| SPERM (2) | Sexual Performer Ejaculates Rich Mucous |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| SPLEEN | Strange, Perplexing Little Entity... Explanation Needed |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett |
| STOMACH | Somewhere To 'Organicise' Meals Amid Concentrated HCl. |
Angela Brett |
| TONSIL | Tissue Or New Son-In-Law |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Family |
| TOES | Ten Occupy Everyday Shoes. |
Angela Brett |
| TITS (4) | They Invite Tender Sucking |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| TITS (3) | They're Intended To Seduce |
Patricia Rix |
| TITS (2) | They 'Inflate' Tight Sweaters |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| TITS | The Infant Thirstily Suckles |
Angela Brett |
| TESTIS | This Emits Sperm To Inseminate Someone |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| TESTES | Tickle 'Em Sexily & They'll Eject Sperm |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| TEETH | Terrible Event Engages Traumatic Hesitation |
Jan Morgan |
| UDDERS | Usually Droopy Danglers Energising Ravenous Suckers |
Rico Leffanta |
| UDDERS (2) | Uberous Dangling Drink-Excreters Replenish Sucklers. |
Angela Brett |
| UDDERS (3) | Ungulate's Drink Dispensers Easily Replenish Sucklers. |
Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| UTERUS | Umbilical Tract Ensures Related Unborn Survives. |
Angela Brett |
| VAGINA | Venereal Area. Girl's. I No 'Ave |
Jeff Anonymous, in response to PENIS and PHALLUS |
| VAGINA (2) | Very Accomodating, Good In Numerous Applications |
Matthew Oram and Steve Keate |
| VAGINA (3) | Vigorous Agitation Gets Its Nubbin Aroused |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| VULVA | Very Useful Lips Venus Arouses |
Rico Leffanta |
| WRIST | Writing Requires Incredibly Supple Tendons. |
Angela Brett |
| TUSH | Twin Undulations, Sit Here. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |