A Potted Rendition Of Notion Yields Miniature Summary
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| 100% | BASTARD | Buy A Second Ticket And Receive Discount. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF) |
| 100% | DIPSOMANIAC (2) | Drink In Pleasant Surroundings. Our Merriment's Arranged Nightly In Attractive Cellars. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF) |
| 100% | DUMB! | Don't Underestimate My Bargains! |
Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF) |
| 100% | EAT POTATO | Everything's At Twenty Percent Off, Today And Tomorrow Only! |
Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF and ANGELANESS- this one turned out to be a winning entry!) |
| 100% | GASBAG (2) | Get A Second Book Absolutely Gratis |
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF) |
| 100% | GET BENT | Get Exercise - Tae Bo Extinguishes Nervous Tension. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | GET STUFFED | Genuinely Exciting Travel! Special Trips Undertaken Featuring Farflung Exotic Destinations |
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF) |
| 100% | GO AND TAKE A RUNNING JUMP AT YOURSELF | Go On A Novel Discovery Trip - Adults & Kids Enjoy A Romp Unearthing Neolithic Novelties In Northern Greece - Just Under Mount Parnassus. A Thrilling Year Of Unparalleled Richness. Special Educational Lessons Featured. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF) |
| 100% | GO AWAY | Go On, Ask, We'll Astound You. |
Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF) |
| 100% | GO AWAY, NOW! | Get On A Wing, And You'll Navigate Our World. |
Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF) |
| 0% | GO F*CK YOURSELF | Get Our Fabulous Unique Computer Key! Your Own Unbreakable Resource - Security Enhanced Locking Features |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, as a sign for outside Microsoft (see SHOVE OFF) |
| 100% | IDIOT (3) | I Deal Insurance... Outsmart Tomorrow! |
Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF) |
| 100% | JUMP IN A LAKE | Just Use Mother's Personal Identification Number, And Lunch At Kin's Expense! |
Angela Brett, while thinking about the SHOVE OFF challenge... although this one doesn't quite fit it. |
| 90% | MESSY SLOB | Make Enormous Savings. Spend Your Sterling Lapping-up Our Bargains. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF) |
| 100% | NINCOMPOOP | No Interest, No Charge On Making Purchase... Organise Optimal Payments |
Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF) |
| 100% | PAGANS | Pray - And Get Afterlife's Necessities Secured |
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF) Religion |
| 100% | PISS OFF (2) | Party In-Store... Sale On Freaky Fashions! |
Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF) |
| 100% | PIZZA FACE | Primo In Zit-Zapping... Acnekleen Foams And Cleanses Epidermis. |
Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF) |
| 100% | RUDENESS | Regular Users Discount Earns Nice Extra Special Savings |
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF) |
| 100% | SHOVE OFF | Shop Here, Our Vegetarian Edibles Offer Fantastic Flavours. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, responding to a creativity challenge on using rude acronyms to attract attention to products, like BOGOF (Buy One, Get One Free) |
| 100% | SHUT UP (2) | Shop Here Using The Ultimate Plastic |
Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF) |
| 100% | STUFF YOU | Save Thousands Using Freefone - For You're Obviously Unique. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF) |
| 100% | UGLY BOYS | Until Girls Like You - Buy Our Youthful Skincream. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF) |
| 100% | VANDALS | Valuable Antiques Neatly Displayed And, Luckily, Sold! |
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF) |
| 100% | WANKERS NEEDED | We All Need Kinetic Exercise Regularly. Sign Now! Enrolment's Easy, Don't Even Delay |
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF) |
| 100% | YOU LAZY GIT | You're Overdrawn? Unsecured Loans Arranged Zippily: You Get Interesting Terms. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see SHOVE OFF) |