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100% BEDCOVERBasic Esprit De Corps Offers Virgins Eventual Repentance Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% BRICKBuilding Requires Intricate Construction Knowledge Tony Moore
100% CANDLECylindrical Artifact, Non Dripping, Light Emitting. Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% COB (3)Container, Or Basket Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% COLLECTIONSCommon Objects, Layout Lovingly Established, Changing Them Into Objects Now Significant. Roger Williams
100% CURTAINCloth Used Regularly Turns Atmosphere Into Nighttime Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% DENTURESDentists Extract Natural Teeth Using Revenue Enhancement Schemes Rico Leffanta
100% DICEDeals In Chance Events Sean Lamb
100% DOOR KNOCKERDigitally Operated Object Reveals Knowledge Now Of Caller's Keylessness - Entry Required. Tony McCoy O'Grady - who made this up just to use R@@@@ as his email address on the Acronym Submission Form
100% FANForces Air Nearer. Roger Williams
100% FAN (2)Feeling Always Nice Jan Morgan
90% FIREPLACEFuelled Ignition Radiating Energy (from) Paper, Logs And Coal Efficiently Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% FOUNTAIN PENFlows Out... Usually Nice, Though Also It Needs Protectors -- Easily Nasty. Jeff Anonymous. Fountain pens are nice -- I find that I can write better with one than with a ballpoint, though that's not saying much -- but if you put one in your shirt pocket, be sure that you are wearing a pocket protector if you like the shirt much or you don't want to be embarassed.
100% GARDEN LIGHTSGenerating A Remarkable Display Every Night - Lamps Illuminate Grower's Horticulural Trophy Specimens Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% GUMGlue - Usually Mucilage Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% INKWELLI'll Now Keep Writing, Employing Lampblack Liquid Tony
80% JUNKJust Useless, Needless Knick-knacks Tony McCoy O'Grady
80% KEYSKeep Everything of Yours Secure Angela Brett
100% LADDERLying Against Dormer Denotes Elopement? Rather! Patricia Rix
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% LAMP (2)Lost At Midnight? Press. Steve Keate
100% LAMP (3)Light Atop Manmade Pole Jan Morgan
100% LAVA LAMPLike A Volcano, A Light Activates Moving Patterns Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% LAVA LAMP (2)Lacking Any Volcanic Activity, Light Affords Many Possibilities Melanie Merswolke
100% LIGHTLamp Is Generating Heat Too! Angela Brett
100% LIGHT (2)Lightbulb, If Glowing, Has This. Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% LITTERBOXLike Infectious Toxic Tornado, Emanations Render Breathing Only Xperimental Patricia Rix
100% LOCKLacking Owner's Combination / Key Angela Brett
100% LOCKSLocks/Lock! Open: Compatible Keys! Security! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
100% NAPKINNicely Arranged Paper Keeps It Neat Daryl Thomas
100% NIBNumerous Ink Blotches Tony
100% OILOh, It Lubricates! Roger Williams
80% ORNAMENTOrnate Relic Newly Acquired by Museum is Eventually National Treasure. Angela Brett
100% OSSETTOrnate Spare Secretes Extra Toilet Tissue Tony McCoy O'Grady (Ossett is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'A frilly spare-toilet-roll-cosy.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
100% PAPER (2)Parchment Advances Produced Economical Replacement Tony Moore
100% PENPaper-Embellishing Nib Angela Brett
100% PENCILPlease Erase Non-Correct Illustrations/ Letters Angela Brett
100% PENCIL (2)Prudish Euphemistic Name Concerns Its Lead Patricia Rix
100% PENCIL (3)People Enjoy Nice Colours In 'Leads' Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% PENCIL (4)Printing Enabled. Notable Contribution Is Lead! Roger Williams
100% PENCIL (5)Plumbus's Excluded, Now Carbon's In Lieu Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to PENCIL (4). Pencils have never, ever contained lead. Carbon in the form of graphite has been misnamed for ages. (See PEDANTRY for a correction.)
100% PLIERSPerhaps Lying In Elecrician's Rumpled Satchel. TMcCO'G who has noticed that Plumbers usually carry a sturdy toolbox, but Electricians often use an old leather carryall.
100% PLIERS (2)Possibly Lost Items Easily Retrieved... Sometimes Roger Williams
100% PLUGPush Lightly Until Grounded Matthew Oram
100% POT (7)Piece Of Terracotta Jon Barker
100% POWER TOOLSPlug On Wall - Electricity's Released To Operate On Lumber Stocks Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SAWSplit Apart Wood Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
100% SAW (3)Seen Around Workshops Angela Brett
100% SCISSORSSnips Cardboard In Seconds - Slashing Others Requires Sharpening. Angela Brett
100% SHALESlipping Has A Lovely Ending Rico Leffanta
93% SMOKE DETECTORSafety Makes One Keen to Every Danger. Escape Tactics Essentially Challenge Thoughts Of Readiness Sean Lamb
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% SPOOLSpindle Product's Outputted Onto Loop Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SPRINKLERSSpritzing Precipitation Rains In Navigational Kinetics. Liquid Enriches Rotating Sections Jan Morgan -- watering system
100% STAIR (2)Specific Tread And Its Riser Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SUITCASESuitably Un Intesting Transport Capsule Aiding Stylish Escape Matthew Oram
100% SURE (2)Spraying Underarms Removes Exudations Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to a brand of deodorant
80% TOTETwo-handed, Open-Top, Envelops Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
100% TERRYTowelling - Envelope Robe Round Yourself Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TAMPAX (2)These Aren't Men's Products Apparently - Xtraordinary! TMcCO'G
86% TAMPAXTampons Assist Menstruation, Particularly After X-rays Chris Kjelgaard
89% TABLE SAWTackle A Block Lengthwise, Enabling Someone (to) Attack Wood Tony McCoy O'Grady
89% UMBRELLAUsed to Make Bucketing Rain Endurable... Lifts Ladies Also! Angela Brett (referring to Mary Poppins, of course.)
100% WASHERWhen A Seal Has Expired, Replace! Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% WICKWith Illumination Comes Knowledge Gavin Lambert (thinking lantern wick in an old library or something)
Art & Literature
100% WICK (2)What's Inside Candles; Kindling Gavin Lambert