| ARMY OFFICER | A Regimental Man, You Oversee Friendly Forces In Charging Enemy Redoubt |
Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| BRIDGE COMMANDER | Boat's Ruler Issues Directives, Gives Every Command Or Manages Men. Assures Naval Directives Enforced Rigorously |
Tony McAyeAye O'Grady
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| BRIGADIER | Begins Reasonably Intelligently - Gradually Abates - Disimproving Intellect Enforces Retirement |
Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| COLONEL | Competent Once... Lively Once.... Now Elderly & Lethargic |
Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| CORPORAL | Chevron-Owning Recent Private, Officious, Repulsive And Loathsome |
Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| FIELD MARSHAL | Fool Is Elevated Loftily.... Drastic Misjudgement! Adores Regimentation, Secretly Hasn't 'A Life' |
Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| GENERAL | Generally Evinces Nothing Exceptional - Rarely A Livewire |
Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| LIEUTENANT | Low-Initiative-Endowed, Used To Examining Nothing And Not Thinking |
Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| LIEUTENANT COLONEL | Long In Experience - Unsung Technical Expert Needs A New Title. Command Of Legions Of Newly Enlisted Looms |
Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| MAJOR | Must Admonish Junior Officers Regularly |
Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| PRIVATE | Plodding Ranker Is Valiantly Assaulting The Enemy |
Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| SERGEANT | Stripes Earned Recently Generate Envy Amongst Non-Talented |
Tony McCoy O'Grady
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