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| ACCOUNTING | Are Cash Controls Operating Usefully, Need To Investigate Negative Growth | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| AMERICA (3) | Acquire Money! Exploit Resources Innovatively! Capital Access! | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Places:Countries  | 
| ASSOCIATE | Acquaintance Seen Somewhat Often, Commercial Interests Are The Excuse. | 
                Angela Brett People & Relationships  | 
| BARGAIN | Buyer Acquired "Resources = Great" Amount Invested Near/Nil! | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. | 
| BARGAIN (2) | Business Acumen Requires Grasping Accurately Investment Needs/Numerically! | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. | 
| BEHIND THE EIGHT BALL | Balefully, Everything He'd Invested Never Developed. Then He Erringly Engaged In Gambling; He Then Borrowed Awfully Large Loans. | 
                Roger Williams Assorted Phrases  | 
| BIG PROFITS | By Increasing Gross Prices, Rip Off From Idiotically Thick Shoppers | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| BILL | Big, If Lunchers Linger | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Food & Drink  | 
| BILLED | Bought It, Left Loot, Endured Demands | 
                Sean Lamb | 
| BONUS (2) | Barrage Of Nonsense Undermine Superiority | 
                Dundee | 
| BONUS (3) | Bankable Overtime Notches Up Salary | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| BOTTOM LINE | Basis Of Trade - To Operate Many Lines Is Needless Expense | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| BRANDING | Buyers Remember A Name, Discredit If No Good | 
                Angela Brett | 
| BRIBE | Big Remittance Is Brash Enough | 
                Roger Williams | 
| BUSINESS | Best Understood Solution If Nothing Else Satisfies Simply | 
                Iniyan G | 
| BUSINESS OF POLICE PROTECTION | Because Unpaid Security Is Not Effective, Somebody Should Offer (For Pay) Officer Left In Charge, Exclusively Premises Requested Of The Employer's Client. This Is Ordinary Nowadays. | 
                Angela Brett People & Relationships:Law & Order  | 
| CABINET | Caring About Business Induces Negative Employer's Threat | 
                Dundee | 
| CABINET (2) | Collectivity Assures Blame Is Never Effectively Tackled | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Politics  | 
| CALCULATE | Costs: Accurately Logged! Counter Unnecessary Longings! Advance Truth Empathetic! | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. | 
| CALL BACKS | Compile A Little Log Book About Customers - Keep Secret! | 
                Tony McCoy O'MayIHaveFiveMinutesOfYourTimeToDiscussXYZ? | 
| CHAOS (3) | Comprehensive Handling And Organising System | 
                David White | 
| CLIENT | Customer List - Industrial Enterprises Need Them | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| COMPETITION (2) | Consumers Often Monitor Price, Ensuring That It's Truly Indicative Of Noteworthiness | 
                Angela Brett | 
| CO-OPERATION | Complete Oligarchy Of Petroleum Empires Riles All The Innocent Oil-Needers. | 
                Angela Brett (see COMPETITION) Transport  | 
| CORPORATION | City's Officials Regulate Policy Or Respond Appropriately To Incidents Of Note | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| CORPORATION (2) | Companies Often Report Profits On Retail And Then Insist On Nondisclosure | 
                Sean Lamb | 
| COST SAVINGS | Cut Out Silly Things Since Adding Value Is Not Generating Sales | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| CSC | Citizens, Send Cash | 
                Jeff Anonymous (In reference to ezboard.com's premium service) Re-expansions of existing acronyms  | 
| CUSTOMER SATISFACTION | Could Use Some Training On Making Everyone Remember Store As Terrific. I Shouldn't Force A Client To Investigate Our Neighbours. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| CUSTOMER SERVICE | Can't Understand Simple Terms Or Makes Excuses Randomly Says Every Record Vanished Internal Combustion Ensues | 
                Rico Leffanta | 
| DEALERSHIP | Druggies Earn A Living Encouraging Regularly Smoking Hashish In Pipes | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Drugs  | 
| DOT COM | Doesn't Own Tradable Commodities - Owes Money | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady: Dotcoms usually don't 'do' much and frequently lose money or are in debt since their inception. Computers:Internet  | 
| DSL (4) | Don't Say 'Lame'! | 
                Angela Brett, as an alternate expansion of the more common Disability Sick Leave. Re-expansions of existing acronyms  | 
| DUES | Debtors Union Exorcising Sanity | 
                Rico Leffanta | 
| DUTCH | Duo Usually Tries Currency Halving | 
                Angela Brett, referring to the idiom, 'go Dutch' | 
| EBAY | Excellent Buys Available! Yesterday! | 
                Roger Williams Computers:Internet  | 
| ECONOMICS | Each Column Offers Numerous Opportunities; Make It Count Sensibly | 
                Patricia Rix | 
| ECONOMICS (2) | Expend Cautiously - Or No Obvious Merit In Careful Saving? | 
                Leo Boyes | 
| ELECTRONIC DATA PROCESSING | Ever Lost Electronic Credit To Robots Of Nasty Internet Criminals? Don't Allow Their Attacks, Prompt Routine Of Checking Every Site's Security If Negotiating Greenback. | 
                Angela Brett Computers  | 
| EXPENSE CONTROL | Ever Xpanding Purchasing Ensures No Savings Exist. Can One Not Try Regulating Outgoing Lolly? | 
                TMcCO'G | 
| EXPENSE MANAGEMENT | Every Xebec Put Elsewhere Needs Some Explicit Meaning And Necessity. Accountants Gain Extra Money Eliminating Needless Tarriffs. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| FAILURE (2) | Failure = (Assets + Income Lowering Uncontrollably Repeatedly) < Expenses | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. | 
| FAILURE (3) | Funds Are Inadequate, Loads Under Running Expenses. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| FASHION MARKETING | Find A 'Statement', Hang It On Nonchalant Model, And Rich Kids (Exposing Their Insecurities) 'Need' Garment. | 
                Angela Brett Household Objects:Clothing  | 
| FASHIONS (2) | Fools Are Spending Hundreds; It's Old Next Season | 
                Angela Brett Household Objects:Clothing  | 
| FASTPHONE | Funds Are Speedily Transferred, Particularly Handy On Near-Empty. | 
                Angela Brett, who often uses her bank's Fastphone service to transfer funds from her savings account to her EFTPOS one. Communication  | 
| FILES | Fresh Interns Love Elderly Seniors | 
                Dundee | 
| FLYER | Frightful "Literature" You Eternally Refuse | 
                TMcCO'G referring to the handbills handed out on streets to passers-by Communication  | 
| FOCUS GROUP | Feed Our Customers Under Scrutiny, Gauging Reactions On Unfamiliar Products. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| FRANCHISE | Fellow Runs A New Company Having Invested Serious Equity | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| FREE OFFER! | Funds Required: Exorbitant! Enticing Offer! Fools Futilely Expect Reward! | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. | 
| GROWS | Given Resources Opportunists Win Sales! | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. | 
| HALT | Horrible... Athome Locks Transactions. | 
                Jeff Anonymous, in reference to his ISP halting trading at 14 cents. | 
| HANDSHAKE | Hoping A Nasty Deal Somehow Has A Kiss Enclosed | 
                Rico Leffanta People & Relationships  | 
| HANDSHAKE (2) | Hope A Nice Deal Still Has A Kind Ending | 
                Tamara Parisio People & Relationships  | 
| HIRE | Hardware Is Rented Everywhere | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| HIRE (2) | Having Implement Requires Expenditure | 
                Angela Brett | 
| HIRE (3) | Help Is Required, Evenings | 
                Patricia Rix | 
| HOBBY | Hopefully Outcome's Big Bucks, Yes? | 
                Angela Brett, when Mike from acronymfinder.com mentioned that his hobby now earns him money in advertising and licensing. | 
| IMPORTS | I Must Purchase Overseas Requisites Traders Supply | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| INDEBTED | Insolvent Nymph Discovers Every Banker Trusts Exotic Dancers | 
                Rico Leffanta | 
| INSURANCE | Investment Needed Should User Risk Accidental Nasty Chance Event | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| IRS | Income Retrieval Service | 
                Sean Lamb (who just finished filing his 2003 tax return) Re-expansions of existing acronyms  | 
| ISP (2) | It Starves, Profitless | 
                Angela Brett, as a modification of Jeff's ISP. Re-expansions of existing acronyms Computers:Internet  | 
| ISP (5) | It Shan't Prevail! | 
                Angela Brett, referring to Jeff's ISP Re-expansions of existing acronyms  | 
| ISP (6) | I'm Sorely Peeved! | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, in reference to Jeff's ISP Re-expansions of existing acronyms Computers:Internet  | 
| ISP (7) | Internet Stopper Plugged | 
                Jeff Anonymous (in reference to what'll happen when @home finally does go down the loo...well, I have AOL on the side just in case) Re-expansions of existing acronyms Computers:Internet  | 
| ISP (8) | It Seeks Profit | 
                Jeff Anonymous, as a modification of ISP Re-expansions of existing acronyms Computers:Internet  | 
| IT'S THE ECONOMY, STUPID | I Think State's Taxing Heavily, Even Employers Cannot Offer New Offices. Maybe You Simply Think Unemployment Punishes Impious Denominations. | 
                Angela Brett Religion  | 
| JINGLE | Jangling Intrusive Notes Generate Lavish Expenditure | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Assorted Nouns:Noises  | 
| MADE IN USA | Mexicans Are Deviously Employed Illegally. No Unions Should Apply | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| MANAGEMENT | Making A Nuisance And Getting Everybody Muddled Eventually Nauseates Them | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations  | 
| MEETINGS | Meaningless Endeavours Engendering Trash, Including Nagging Grandmothers' Stories. | 
                Dundee | 
| MEETINGS (2) | My Employer Expects Togetherness - It Never Generates Solutions | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| MONOPOLY | Many Owners Nevermore. One Person Owns Lots. Yikes! | 
                Roger Williams | 
| NO LONGER IN BUSINESS | "No-One Left, Offices Now Gone, Everyone's Redundant, It's Now Bankrupt." (Usual Speechwriter Is Now Employed Somewhere Solvent.) | 
                Angela Brett | 
| PASSWORD (2) | People Actually Seem Stupid Working Outside Required Directives | 
                Dundee | 
| PIECE OF CAKE! (3) | Peace Invasion! Examine Computers! Execution Order: Fillers! Cakers! Assemble Kinder Elevators! | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Bakery acquires another bakery and gives raises toall. Food & Drink  | 
| POOR MAN | People Ordinary Opulent Retaining Mana And Nous | 
                Mary Carr People & Relationships  | 
| PORTFOLIO | Plenty Of Red Tape Folding One's Lifetime Investment Opportunities | 
                Tony McCoy O'DowJones | 
| PRICE | Profit Received = Incoming Cash - Expenses | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. | 
| PRODUCT IMPROVEMENT | Please Remember Ordinary Daily Users. Code Tuning Isn't Much Prized - Regardless Of Velocity, Exasperation Makes Everything Need Time. | 
                Angela Brett (Most everyday software doesn't really benefit from code-tuning to make each operation run as quickly as possible... productivity really increases when the software is made easier to use.) Computers:Programming  | 
| PURCHASING | People Using Resources Can Haggle And/or Shop In New Grocers | 
                Tony McCoy O'ShoppingTrolley | 
| PURCHASING POWER | People Using Real Cash Have A Strength In Numbers, Grocers Provide Offers Which Earn Revenue | 
                TMcCO'G | 
| QUESTION | Query Usually Eliciting Some Thought, If One's Nice | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| REFUND | Returning Endorsements For Using Notes, Deficient | 
                Jan Morgan | 
| REPOSSESSION | Repugnant Event, Perhaps One Should've Sent Expected Stipend, Since It's Overdue Now. | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| RETAIL | Really Expensive Things Are Individually Labelled | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| RICH MAN | Randy Ignorant Craving Hideous Money Amid Needy | 
                Mary Carr | 
| SALE | Some Articles Less Expensive | 
                Tony Moore | 
| SALES AND MARKETING | Successful Agents Learn Each Stock's Assets, New Deals Made Are Regularly - Keep Exceeding Targets In Noteworthy Growth | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| SALES ANGLE: "HOMES" CHEAP! | Secure Abodes: Lush Environs! Swimming! Appropiately Named "Great Lakes Estates: Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie & Superior!" Constraint: Have Easy Annual Payments! | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Places:Buildings  | 
| SALES GOALS | Shamelessly A Lad Expounds Spurious Gobbledygook On Acme's Latest System | 
                Angela Brett | 
| SALES GOALS (2) | Seem A Little Excessive? Some General Office Ass Lacks Sense | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady (Sales goals are usually just-about-unachieveable levels set by someone in headquarters, who has never worked on the shop-floor) | 
| SAME DAY PROCESSING | 'Snaps' Are Magically, Expressly, Developed And (Yes) Printed Rapidly. Our Computer Ensures Shoddy Shot In Not Generated | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| SCRIP | Shoddy Controls Ruin Internet Provider | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to HALT. | 
| SELL! | Secure Employment! Live Luxe! | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. | 
| SELL CARS | Spec! Exhibit! Log Luxe Cars: Audi, Rolls, Simca! | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Transport  | 
| SHIT | Shipping Handling Insurance & Tax | 
                Apronymous Anonymous | 
| SHOPPING | She Has One Philia, Purchasing Inexpensive (Not!) Gifts | 
                Robert Anonymous | 
| SHOPPING BAG | String Handles Often Please Purchasers - I'll Now Go Buying Additional Groceries | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, as an example of something which is worse with NO STRINGS ATTACHED (String Handles) | 
| SIGNATURE (2) | Smallprint Is Giving Nobody A Total Understanding... Refrain/Retract Endorsement. | 
                Angela Brett People & Relationships:Law & Order  | 
| STOCKASTIC | Sales That Oscillate Chaotically Keep Any Stockpiling Tendencies In Check. | 
                Angela Brett, after reading a paper which mentioned stochastic sales, and thinking that perhaps 'stockastic' would be a better term. Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words  | 
| STOCKS AND SHARES | Seeking Tons Of Capital, Keen Shareholders Always Need Detailed Statements - Hopefully Annual Returns Escalate Sharply | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| STOP | Suspend Trading On Provider | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to HALT. | 
| SUPPLY CHAIN | Some Use Palmtop PCs/ Laptops - You Can Have Airbourne Information Network | 
                Angela Brett, thinking of recent TV ads showing the way a biscuit company makes use of tablet PCs with wireless internet to automate their 'supply chain'. | 
| SURVIVE! (4) | Sensing Unresonable/Unexpected Rise Valiantly! Innovate Victory Enthusiastically/Energetically/Electrically! | 
                Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Assorted Verbs  | 
| SWAP | Substitute Without A Prayer | 
                Rico Leffanta | 
| SWAP (2) | Switch With A Peer's | 
                Angela Brett | 
| TIP (4) | Thanks, Inexperienced Porter! | 
                Angela Brett | 
| TIP (2) | The Insider: "Psssst..." | 
                Angela Brett Communication  | 
| TAB (2) | Taking A Bill | 
                Jan Morgan | 
| TAB | Total A Bill | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| UNBEATABLE PRICES | Use No Banknotes Extra! Afford The Absolute Best Low Echelon Products! Rubbish Is Cheap, Expect Some. | 
                Angela Brett | 
| UNBEATABLE PRICES (2) | Usually Nobody Believes Everything Advertised Today, Although Bigger Lies Easily Permit Retailers Instantly Contacting Every Sucker. | 
                Roger Williams | 
| VAPORWARE | Venders Advertise Prematurely. Often Resources Wane And Research Ends. | 
                Roger Williams | 
| VISA CARD | Vastly Increases Spending Ability... Can Also Raise Debts | 
                Angela Brett | 
| VOUCHER | Value On Usage; Can Habitually Expire Rapidly | 
                Edwin Hermann (with the semicolon, the expansion talks about it having a value when you redeem it, and that the voucher can expire quickly, without the semicolon it talks about the value often expiring fast.) | 
| WAREHOUSE | Where A Retailing Empire Holds Over Unsold Stock Excess | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady Places:Buildings  | 
| WHITE ELEPHANT SALE | We Have It Today! Everything Exotic! Ladies, Examine Pink Hammers And Neck Ties. See Amazing Luminous Eyemask! | 
                Angela Brett (referring to eye masks used for sleeping) | 
| WINFIELD | Woolwoorth's Internal Name For Its 'Emulatory Label' Designs | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady = Winfield is the name used by the Woolworth group for its 'own brand' label products. Winfield was the second forename of Frank W Woolworth who founded the company. Names:Famous people  | 
| WORK | Weed Out Recreational Knowledge | 
                Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:The Workforce  | 
| ZAIBATSU | Zen Associates Is Biased, Affluent Top Socialites United | 
                Jan Morgan |