Acronyms' Peaks! Rearrangements Organic Nuances! Your Memory Semantic!
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| 100% | AIRPORT (2) | Alimentary Intake's Restricted, Proffer One Roxio Toast! |
Tony |
| 100% | APPLE (4) | All Plastic Parts Lack Edibility |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | APPLE (10) | Are Processor's Parts Lacking Edibility? |
Tony |
| 93% | APPLE COMPUTERS (2) | All Plastic Parts Lack Edibility - Chewing On Metal Parts Usually Touches-off Excruciating Rectal Spasms. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, as part of the growing collection of acronyms explaining why not to eat computers or computer parts - even if they're named after fruit! Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware |
| 100% | ASCII | Are Some Computer Ingredients Inedible? |
Tony, who doesn't think the American Standard Code for Information Interchange is edible. Re-expansions of existing acronyms |
| 100% | ATX | Aching To Xtreme |
Jeff Anonymous |
| 100% | BYTE (2) | Beware, Your Teeth Electrocuted! |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | CABLE (3) | Chewing A Bit Lacks Excitement |
Tony |
| 100% | CABLE MODEM | Can Anyone Bite Large Exterior? May Obviously Damage Entrails, Ma'am. |
Jeff Anonymous |
| 100% | CARD | Cat's Anus Really Damaged |
Jeff Anonymous, explaining what happens if your cat thinks your sound card smells like fish. |
| 100% | CARD (2) | Can Actually Rupture Duodenum |
Jeff Anonymous and Angela Brett |
| 100% | CD | Can't Digest |
Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3)) |
| 100% | CD BURNER | Cannot Digest Bits Used Recording Next Electronic Retake |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | CD-RW | Can Dislocate Rectal Walls |
Jeff Anonymous Re-expansions of existing acronyms |
| 100% | CHEF (19) | Computer Hardware Enters Food! |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | CHIP | Can Hurt Intestines, Parts |
Jeff Anonymous |
| 100% | CHIPS | Can't Have Intel Processors Salted |
Angela Brett and Tony |
| 100% | COMPUTER MAGAZINE | Causes Overeater Mouth Problems, Upset Tummy, Excruciating Rectal Movements And Gastritis - And Zero In Nutritional Elements. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | COMPUTER MAGAZINE (2) | Cook One's Manuals, Perhaps Until Tender, Ensures Roughage. Meals Are Generally Assumed Zero In Nutritional Effects |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | COOK (2) | Cuisine Out Of Kilobytes! |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | CORD | Clogs Oesophagus, Really Dry |
Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3)) |
| 100% | DELL | Don't Eat Live Leads |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | DISC | Does Injure Someone's Colon |
Jeff Anonymous |
| 100% | DISK | Digestus Interruptus - Slender Kilojoules. |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett (see DONGLE (3)) |
| 100% | DONGLE (3) | Devoid Of Nutrition, Gives Little Energy |
Steve Keate, who is thinking of creating a series of acronyms explaining why not to eat computer accessories. |
| 100% | DONGLE (4) | Devoid Of Nutriments - Generally Lacks Edibility |
Tony |
| 100% | DVD | Didn't Vomit -- Died! |
Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3)) |
| 100% | EMOTICON | Everybody Munching One Turns Irreversibly Cute, Often Nauseating |
Patricia Rix |
| 83% | ENTER | Enter Now, Then Exit (at) Rear |
Dundee |
| 100% | HARD DRIVE | Hardly A Readily Digestible Diet... Rarely Is Vitamin Enriched. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | HARDWARE | Have A Real Dinner Without Any Raw Electronics |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | HEWLETT-PACKARD (2) | Hey! - Everyone Who Likes Eating These Things - Parts Are Considered Kosher And Really Delicious |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | HUB | Hurts Ur Body |
Jeff Anonymous |
| 100% | IBOOK (8) | It Blocks One's Oesophagus, Killing. |
Angela Brett and Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3)) |
| 100% | IMAC (9) | It Might Also Choke |
Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3)) |
| 100% | I/O PORT | Internal Organs Panicking Over Recycled Trash |
Dundee |
| 100% | IPOD (7) | I'd Put One's Diapason |
Angela Brett, who assumes that eating an iPod would cause intestinal problems. (I have never heard the word diapason spoken, I hope it sounds similar enough to 'diapers on' to make this work.) |
| 100% | IPOD PHOTO | In Pictures Or Diapason, Person Has Obviously Taken Overdose |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | IPOD SHUFFLE | It Pains Our Digestive Systems Horribly. Unhealthy For Feeder's 'Low End' |
Angela Brett, on noticing that Apple's page on the new low-end iPod, the iPod Shuffle, bears the recommendation, 'Do not eat iPod shuffle.' |
| 100% | IPOD SHUFFLE (2) | I Put One Down 'Sophagus & Hawked Up Foul & Foetid Liquid Emetically |
Tony (see IPOD SHUFFLE) |
| 100% | KEYBOARD (2) | Keys Enter Your Bowel Only After Ruining Duodenum. |
Angela Brett and Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3)) |
| 100% | KEYBOARD (3) | Keep Eating Your Breakfast - Of ASCII-Related Dishes |
Tony |
| 80% | KEYS (2) | Keep External [to] Your Stomach! |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | LARDWARE | Left Alone, Rebelling Dieters Will Absorb Recyclable Electronics. |
Angela Brett, thinking that if computer parts really were edible, they might be called lardware. |
| 100% | MACADDICT | Magazines Are Considered A Dainty Delicacy, If Chewed Thoughtfully |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | MANUALS | Meals Are Not Usually A Literary Stew |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | MEMORY (2) | Much Eaten - Makes One Retch Yuckily. |
Tony (Applications are often described as 'eating' memory) |
| 100% | MIC | Massive Intestinal Cramps |
Jeff Anonymous |
| 100% | MODEM (2) | Much Of Diet's Evidently Malnourishing |
Tony |
| 88% | MONITOR | Men Omit Nutrients Inducing Tremour Over (at) Rectum |
Dundee |
| 100% | MOTHERBOARD | Mother Of Too-Hard Eating! Ridiculously Broad - Oesophagus Actually Ruptures Dangerously! |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | MOTHERBOARD (2) | Make One's Teeth Hurt Eating Respected Bits Of Apple's R & D |
Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett |
| 100% | MOTHERBOARD (3) | Makes One's Teeth Hurt, Eventually Removing Broken Ones, And Requiring Dentist. |
Steve Keate (using Angela's MOTH) |
| 100% | MOUSE | Munch Onions Until Something Emits |
Dundee |
| 100% | NIC | Nasty Internal Cuts |
Jeff Anonymous, explaining why not to eat a Network Interface Card Re-expansions of existing acronyms |
| 100% | ON/OFF SWITCH | Owners Need Occasional Forewarning For Shunning What Isn't To Cure Hunger. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 0% | OTHER END UP* | Potential Users - Do Not Eat! Rough Edges Hurt The Oesophagus |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, making an honest expansion out of the 'Do Not Eat' subcategory of 'Computers'. |
| 100% | PRINTER | Pitiful Rectum Injured. Never Try Epson Rolls! |
Jeff Anonymous |
| 100% | RAM | Rudely Affects Middle |
Jeff Anonymous, explaining that eating random access memory may cause stomach cramps. Re-expansions of existing acronyms |
| 100% | SCREEN | Somewhat Coarse, Rarely Eaten. Explains Nausea. |
Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3)) |
| 100% | SILICON CHIP | Suggest It's Low In Calories? Objection - Not Considered High In Polyunsaturates! |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | SOFTWARE (2) | Shatters One's Front Teeth With A Rare Ease |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | SPEAKERS | Some People Eat Audio Kit, Ending Really Sick |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | THIS END UP | Take Heed! If Swallowed Ensure Non-Digestion - Upchuck Promptly |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, to go with OTHER END UP* |
| 100% | UPS | Ugh, Pierced Stomach. |
Jeff Anonymous (UPS=Uninterruptable Power Supply) Re-expansions of existing acronyms |
| 100% | VCD | Veins, Capillaries Damaged. |
Jeff Anonymous Re-expansions of existing acronyms |
| 100% | WACOM TABLET | Woeful Artist Consumed Overly Metallic Tool And Burst Lardful Extreme 'Tomach. |
Jeff Anonymous |
| 100% | WEBCAM | Woefully Explodes Bowels... 'Cause Actually Metal. |
Jeff Anonymous |
| 100% | WIRELESS (3) | Weight Is Restricted Easily, Light-Eating's So Simple |
Angela Brett (many people eat light in order to keep their weight down, but eating wireless transmissions is taking that a bit too literally) |