A Possibly Ribald Offering, Now Your Mates Smirk
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| ATTORNEY | A Trick To Own Resources Never Entitled Yours |
Rico Leffanta |
| CHIEF INFORMATION OFFICER | Corrupt Hog Is Editing Facts; If Nobody Finds Our Robber, Make Anyone Take It On Nose. Occasional False Findings Increases Constabulary's Evident Resourcefulness. |
Angela Brett, who tends to immediately think of corrupt police officers when seeing the word 'officer' on unsuccessful searches. (See also WARRANT OFFICER) |
| COP | Correct Operational Procedure |
Angela Brett, after hearing a character on a police drama use that phrase. |
| COPPER | Commonly Our Police, Properly Earthly Resource |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Chemistry:Elements |
| COPS | Crime's Opposers Protect & Serve |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| COUNSELOR | Courtroom Officer Usually Negates Someone Else's Legal Opinion Resolutely |
Sean Lamb |
| GESTAPO | Ghastly Excess Shown To A People Overrun. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| GESTAPO (2) | Germans Employed Sadistic Thugs As Police Officers |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| GESTAPO (3) | Gave Everyone Shivers, Taking Away People Obdurately |
Patricia Rix |
| JUDGE | Justice Usually Done, Given Equity. |
Angela Brett |
| JUDGES (2) | Jury Unanimously Decided Guilt; Enter Sentence. |
Angela Brett |
| LAWYER | Loopholes And Wrangles - You Escape Retribution |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Eric's colleagues looked for a LAWYER to go with DOCTOR. |
| LAWYER (2) | Lopes Away With Your Expensive Retainer |
Angela Brett |
| LAWYER (3) | Lying Attorneys Win You Extra Rewards. |
Angela Brett |
| LAWYER (4) | Legal Assistants Waste Your Earned Remuneration |
Eric Bridgstock |
| LAWYERS | Lies And Wanky Yarns Essential. Requires Slyness |
Edwin Hermann |
| LAWYERS (2) | Litigation About Winning You Election... Recounts Significant. |
Angela Brett, after the USA elections in 2000. Politics |
| MAGISTRATES | Must Always Give Incarcerative Sentences To Repeatedly Arrested Thieves, Extortionists & Swindlers |
TMcCO'G |
| NOTARY | Not One To Assign Rights Yet. |
Sean Lamb |
| OFFICER | One Fine Fellow Is Courtroom Employed Representative |
Sean Lamb (I haven't met a member of law enforcement that I didn't get along with yet) |
| POLICE | Patrolling Our Lives In Circus Environment |
Rico Leffanta |
| POLICE (2) | Persecution Officers Like Intimidating Citizens Excessively |
Steve Keate |
| POLICE (3) | Pursuit Of Lowlifes Into Criminal Endeavours |
Angela Brett |
| POLICE (4) | Pigs On Lookout In Cars Everywhere |
Steve Keate |
| POLICE (5) | Protectors Of Law In Continuous Endeavour |
Angela Brett |
| POLICE (6) | Patrol Old Ladies Inspecting Casual Escorts |
Rico Leffanta |
| POLICE (7) | People Organising Litigation Incarcerating Criminals Everywhere |
Mary Carr |
| PRIME MINISTER | Please Remember I'm Merely Empowered Mortal, I'm Not Infallible - So Try Empathetic Reactions. |
Angela Brett Names:Famous people:Politicians |
| PRIVATE EYE | Person Researches / Investigates Various Activities That Employer Expects You'll Expose |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| RCMP | Rixes Care; McCop Provokes. |
Rob Rix - Responding to Tony "McCop" O'Grady's explanation for ROYAL CANADIAN MOUNTED POLICE Re-expansions of existing acronyms |
| SECURITY MANAGER | Seeking Errant Criminals Usually Risks Injury To Yourself - Make A New Assistant Get Endangered Recklessly |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| SNIPER | Secreted Neatly In Place, Expert Rifleman |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Military:War & Terrorism |
| SOLICITOR | Seriously Overpaid Lawyer In Conveyancing Industry - Too Often Roguish |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| SOLICITOR (2) | Sole Objective: List Itemized Charges Including Time On Retainer |
Rico Leffanta |
| WARRANT OFFICER | We Are Raiding Rooms And Not Tidying! Oh F*** Fawning If Criminal's Eventually Reprieved. |
Angela Brett, thinking about an officer with a SEARCH WARRANT rather than an actual warrant officer - but at least this gets it off the unsuccessful searches list, so the search was warranted. |