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100% | FRIDGE | Freezing Receptacle Including Digestable Goodies Endlessly |
Matthew Oram and Steve Keate Food & Drink |
100% | HEATER | High Electrical Appetite, Turns Element Red. |
Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
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100% | HOOVER | Hums Over Objective, Vacuums Entire Region |
Jan Morgan -- Brand name of a vacuum
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100% | MICROWAVE | Marvellous Invention Can Reduce Our Waiting At Various Eateries |
Jan Morgan
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92% | REFRIGERATOR | Receptacle Ensuring Freshness. Rather Ingenious Gadget - Everything Remains At Tastiness Of Recently-harvested |
Tony McCoy O'Grady
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100% | VACUUM | Vortex Assaults Carpet, Uplifting Unsightly Matter |
Ian Rywalt
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100% | VACUUM (3) | Vast Area Catches Uncleanliness Under Machine |
Jan Morgan
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93% | WASHING MACHINE | Whiteware Automation - Shock, Horror! - by Intel Numbercruncher. Gasp! My Apple Clothes Hydrated In Nasty Environment. |
Angela Brett, on finding out that the family washing machine had an Intel 186 processor in it.
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