Apronyms

Apronyms => Apronym Creation => Topic started by: Jeff Anonymous on August 03, 2001, 08:47:53 AM

Title: EPSOM SALT
Post by: Jeff Anonymous on August 03, 2001, 08:47:53 AM

Ever Painfully Shat?  Open Mouth, Stick-in A Laxative Tablet.

Title: EPSOM SALT
Post by: Tony on August 03, 2001, 11:50:10 AM

>>> On 02 August 2001 20:47:53 UTC, Jeff Anonymous wrote:

Ever Painfully Shat?  Open Mouth, Stick-in A Laxative Tablet.

Very good, what made you think of this - recent personal experience? Epsom Salts has another medical use, it's very good for soaking sore feet.

Extremities Painful? Soaking Of Members Slowly Allays Lingering Tension

Title: EPSOM SALT
Post by: Jeff on August 03, 2001, 03:21:50 PM

Actually...I was sitting on the loo and noticed a box of epsom salt, which I use in bath water to fight off a dry skin problem I have.  An acronym formed in my mind and I had to rush to the computer and submit it.  I guess I'm finally over the Block.  :)

Title: EPSOM SALT
Post by: Angela Brett on August 03, 2001, 04:55:24 PM

I guess epsom salt cures more than one kind of blockage!

SALT:
Staple Additive Lends Taste

>>> On 03 August 2001 03:21:50 UTC, Jeff wrote:

...An acronym formed in my mind and I had to rush to the computer and submit it.  I guess I'm finally over the Block.  :)

Title: EPSOM SALT
Post by: Tony on August 03, 2001, 08:45:39 PM

>>> On 03 August 2001 04:55:24 UTC, Angela Brett wrote:

SALT:
Staple Additive Lends Taste


PEPPER
Piquant Exotic Powder Promises Enjoyable Repast

SUGAR
Sweetener, Usually Granulated And Refined

GARLIC
Garnish - A Renowned Love Inhibiting Condiment

Title: EPSOM SALT
Post by: Jeff Anonymous on August 04, 2001, 03:07:00 AM

So true, Angela.

Title: EPSOM SALT
Post by: Tony on August 04, 2001, 12:22:42 PM

Jeff Anonymous wrote:

> So true, Angela.

How true?

BLOCKAGE
Brain's Lack Of Clarity Kiboshes A Genius's Expressions

BLOCKAGE
Bottom's Lack Of Clearance Keeps All Garbage Enclosed?

Title: EPSOM SALT
Post by: Jeff on August 04, 2001, 03:16:07 PM

SCAT:
Shit, Crap, Also Turds


pardon my vulgarity :)

Title: EPSOM SALT
Post by: Tony on August 05, 2001, 12:24:02 PM

>>> On 04 August 2001 03:16:07 UTC, Jeff wrote:

SCAT:
Shit, Crap, Also Turds

These may not necessarily make it into the stack on decency/taste criteria ;-)

You needed a LAXATIVE
Lately A Xerantic Ass Tamed, I'll Vouchsafe Epsom!

Take too much and you could get DIARRHOEA
Dashing In And Running Repeatedly, Hogging Outhouse, Evacuating Again.

But I suppose it beats being CONSTIPATED
Can One Not Shift This Impacted Pile And Take Energising Dump?

What do you call that "little room"?
---- This could run to a few choice entries  ;-)
TOILET
Trousers Off, I Leave Excreta There
LOO
Little Ol' Outhouse
LAVATORY
Lacking Any Ventilation Attacks The Olefactory Receptors, Yes?
GENTS
Great Emergency - Need To Sh*t
LADIES
Leaving a Dump Is Extremely Satisfying
BATHROOM
Built As To Help Removal Of Our Motions

... over to the rest of you - enjoy!

Title: EPSOM SALT
Post by: Angela Brett on August 06, 2001, 02:24:58 PM

Grr, I lost what I'd typed because the site wasn't working for a little while. Oh well I'll type it again...


>>> On 05 August 2001 00:24:02 UTC, Tony wrote:

>>> On 04 August 2001 03:16:07 UTC, Jeff wrote:

SCAT:
Shit, Crap, Also Turds

These may not necessarily make it into the stack on decency/taste criteria ;-)


I'm not much good at censorship apart from knowing where to put asterisks, but I know that 'scat' can have some pretty bad connotations. It's probably best to leave this one out.


You needed a LAXATIVE
Lately A Xerantic Ass Tamed, I'll Vouchsafe Epsom!


Great X and V words! A superb handling of a difficult acronym.

What do you call that "little room"?


I'm surprised you expanded all those euphemisms without doing the twice-mentioned 'outhouse' or the once-mentioned 'little room'.

OUTHOUSE: Off Trousers, Then Heave Out Undeniably Stinky Excreta.

LITTLE ROOM: Leg It To Toilet - Liquid Egestion's Rarely Obliging, Often Messy.

Title: EPSOM SALT
Post by: Jeff on August 06, 2001, 02:40:36 PM

I can't expand COMMODE today...darn it...maybe tomorrow, heh.

Title: EPSOM SALT
Post by: Edwin Hermann on August 06, 2001, 09:38:28 PM

A poor web surfer always blames the website...


>>> On 06 August 2001 02:24:58 UTC, Angela Brett wrote:

Grr, I lost what I'd typed because the site wasn't working for a little while. Oh well I'll type it again...

Title: EPSOM SALT
Post by: Poor Web Surfer on August 06, 2001, 09:56:01 PM

A poor webmaster always blames the web surfer... :)


>>> On 06 August 2001 09:38:28 UTC, Edwin Hermann wrote:

A poor web surfer always blames the website...


>>> On 06 August 2001 02:24:58 UTC, Angela Brett wrote:

Grr, I lost what I'd typed because the site wasn't working for a little while. Oh well I'll type it again...

Title: EPSOM SALT
Post by: Poor Fool on August 07, 2001, 03:54:32 AM

A poor fool always blames the webmaster.

Title: EPSOM SALT
Post by: Angela Brett on August 07, 2001, 07:25:06 PM

So does that mean that you're blaming the webmaster?

>>> On 06 August 2001 15:54:32 UTC, Poor Fool wrote:

A poor fool always blames the webmaster.

Title: EPSOM SALT
Post by: Just wondering on August 07, 2001, 08:34:51 PM

A poor fool always blames the webmaster.

Considering that fools are usually totally unconcerned with the world and all it's cares and worries, why do we invariably talk of 'poor' fools? Surely the 'richest' among us are those without a care in the world. . . . . Just a tawt.

Title: EPSOM SALT
Post by: Poor Ignoramical Imbecile on August 08, 2001, 11:06:46 AM

What was intended was "Ignoramus" or "Imbecile"...not so much as a jester.

Title: EPSOM SALT
Post by: Angela on March 04, 2002, 04:43:34 PM

>>> On 05 August 2001 00:24:02 UTC, Tony wrote:
What do you call that "little room"?
---- This could run to a few choice entries  ;-)


While browsing through the dictionary I came across KAZI: Keenly Avoid Zipping Intimates!

(I was thinking of beginning it with Keeled [over]/Kayoed After but Keenly Avoid is cleaner.)

Title: EPSOM SALT
Post by: Patricia on March 06, 2002, 09:22:48 AM

>>> On 05 August 2001 00:24:02 UTC, Tony wrote:

LADIES
Leaving a Dump Is Extremely Satisfying

... over to the rest of you - enjoy!

I hope you know, Tony, that "ladies" don't leave a DUMP: Disgusting, Unwholesome, Mucky Poop

LADIES
Like A Doorway Into Effluent Stinkiness

BACKHOUSE
Becomes A Cesspool; Kaopectate Has Often, Undoubtedly, Stopped Evacuation

TREASURE CHEST
That Retiring, Even Apologetic Spot (in) Undergrowth; Restfully, Everyone Can Have Excrementally Satisfying Time

This is a wilderness latrine, which is really just a pit surmounted by a box with a hole in the top and a lid to keep the spiders dry. We don't call it that ourselves, we call it a

PRIVY BOX
Privacy Required In Vault: You Become Outstandingly Xenophobic!

Title: EPSOM SALT
Post by: Jeff Anonymous (who else?) on April 02, 2002, 09:21:47 AM

I call it the LOO, the TWISS, or the COMMODE, sometimes even the toilet.

Locks Overthrow Observers

This Wordy Idiot Slandered, Somesay.

(There is a tale about an Englishman called Richard Twiss who got a chamber pot named after him for slandering Ireland)

Crapper Or Men's Masturbation Outlet?  Determine Eventually.

Title: EPSOM SALT
Post by: Tony on April 02, 2002, 10:15:23 AM

Jeff Anonymous wrote:

(There is a tale about an Englishman called Richard Twiss who got a chamber pot named after him for slandering Ireland)

Please, please expand on this..... I've never heard of this guy, not have I heard of anyone being 'punished' for slandering Ireland.

Searching the web for "Richard Twiss" and 'toilet' brought up nothing.

Welcome back Jeff, I thought you'd deserted us.

Title: EPSOM SALT
Post by: Charlie on April 03, 2002, 10:29:10 AM

EPSOM SALT

Everyone Please Stay Off My Salted, Aching, Little Toe

>>> On 02 August 2001 20:47:53 UTC, Jeff Anonymous wrote:

Ever Painfully Shat?  Open Mouth, Stick-in A Laxative Tablet.