Apronyms
Apronyms => Apronym Creation => Topic started by: Angela on July 26, 2002, 01:49:07 PM
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THREADBARE
Teddy's Hair's Ragged, Effete And Depleted... Balding After Repeated Embraces.
STRING
Slipped Tying Ribbons? I'm Not Glossy.
COTTON
Cloth Or Thread Taken Of Nature
WOOL
Winter Overalls Of Lambs
TWINE
Twisted Wiry Invention...
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Angela wrote:
> THREADBARE
> Teddy's Hair's Ragged, Effete And Depleted... Balding After Repeated Embraces.
Very good, but should it not be misspelt
THREADBEAR
This Has Really Evocative Associations Dearest Bedtime/Evening Associate's Ragged
> STRING
> Slipped Tying Ribbons? I'm Not Glossy.
STRING (2)
Sometyhing That Resonates In New Guitar
> TWINE
> Twisted Wiry Invention...
'Twisted Wiry Inventions Not Everlasting
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FABRIC
Fashion Artists Become Rich "In" Clothing
CLOTH
Costume Looks Only Terrific, Honey!
GARMENTS
Girls Adorn Runways, Modelling Elegant New Tweed Suits
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How about a 'Do Not Eat' angle on this?
CLOTH: Covers Lining Of Throat Horribly
FABRIC: For A Breakfast Reduced In Calories or Rich In Cotton
DENIM: Don't Eat - Nutrition Is Minimal.
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Angela wrote:
> How about a 'Do Not Eat' angle on this?
> CLOTH: Covers Lining Of Throat Horribly
> FABRIC: For A Breakfast Reduced In Calories or Rich In Cotton
> DENIM: Don't Eat - Nutrition Is Minimal.
The Denim is nice, but the Fabric expansion implies edibility.
FABRIC (2?)
Fibre's A Basic Requirement? I'm Confused
CLOTH (2?)
Chewability's Limited - One's Teeth Hurt.
THREAD
Take Heed - Rarely Eaten At Dinnertime!
STRING
Swallow This? Result Is Nasty Gastritis!
COTTON
Cookability's Overrated - Too Thin On Nutrition
WOOL
Well Out Of Lunchboxes
TWINE
? ? Is Never Eaten
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>>> On 29 July 2002 18:56:43 UTC, Tony wrote:
The Denim is nice, but the Fabric expansion implies edibility.
I was thinking of perhaps doing two sets of acronyms as we did with paints... one for and one against eating them. Here's a pro-eating one for THREAD:
This Has Roughage - Eat And Defecate!
FABRIC (2?)
Fibre's A Basic Requirement? I'm Confused
That one's the best in this thread of threads... I love it!
TWINE
? ? Is Never Eaten
I can't think of a beginner for that just now but:
Thin Waistline Induced... Non-Edible
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Angela wrote:
> I was thinking of perhaps doing two sets of acronyms as we did with paints...
> one for and one against eating them.
Good idea
COTTON
Chew On Thiis To Obtain Nutrition
SILK
Stew In Lovely Kitchen
CHIFFON
Confection Has Interestign Frills Full Of Nutrients
NYLON
Need Your Lunch? Order Now!
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>>> On 03 August 2002 09:12:21 UTC, Tony wrote:
SILK
Stew In Lovely Kitchen
Sustenance? It Lacks Kilojoules!
CHIFFON
Confection Has Interestign Frills Full Of Nutrients
Clearly Habiliment Isn't Food, Frilly Or Not!
NYLON
Need Your Lunch? Order Now!
Not Yummy - Lots Of Nausea.
TWINE: Thinness Will Induce Non-Existence