Hi,
I was thinking about starting a thread where people could post apronyms beginning with the lexically disadvantaged letters such as Q, when I came up with a more fun idea. I vaguely recall playing a game when I was a child where somebody would come up with a topic, and we'd go through the alphabet with each person coming up with a word suiting the topic starting with the next letter of the alphabet. A common one was animals, where the first person might say aardvark, the next bat, the next cat, etc.
Why don't we start one of those here, but each word would be apronymised? I'll pick a topic to start with, and each post has to include an apronym on that topic beginning with the next letter or the alphabet, and, optionally, an apronym starting with A on a new topic (which the next people would have to continue, so that each post thereafter has to contain several apronyms.)
If I had a dictionary nearby I'd flip it to a random page and choose the first word I saw as the topic, but I'm at work right now. Instead, I typed some random letters into dictionary.com and chose one of the suggested correct spellings, which was 'cookfire'. Therefore, I have decided that the topic will be food. I'll start with a food beginning with A, resisting the temptation to do Apple:
ANISEED: Always Nice In Sweets, Enjoy Every Dose
So, the next poster has to come up with a food beginning with B, preferrably one which hasn't been apronymised yet.