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Apronym Creation / About this board
« Last post by Apronyms on May 31, 2016, 01:19:11 pm »
Welcome to the Apronyms forums! An apronym is a special kind of acronym where the initials spell out a word or phrase relevant to the expanded version; you can see many examples on the main Apronyms site.

In this board you can post apronyms you've created or ask for help creating apronyms on a particular topic. If you need some help getting started, try these tips for creating apronyms. Be nice to people, and have fun!

The apronyms site had an old forum system from 2000 to 2006; threads imported from this forum have the icon. You can still reply to them if you have something relevant to say, but be aware that the people you're replying to might not be around. Unless you're actually responding to something in an existing thread, it's best to start a new topic.
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General Discussion / Why Do You Only Want 3 Viagra Pills?
« Last post by Angela on October 25, 2006, 12:10:43 am »
Well, maybe if I could pay for the products with smiles it would be fair. Not that I want any.

Smile Paid, Asks Money

In the last few days there's been an epidemic of robots joining forums and running "Should you feel obligated to support your parents?" polls. The weird thing is they don't seem to contain any hidden links to Viagra marketers.

Madness! You're Preparing A Robotic Engine Now That Surveys?
Starting Polls About Mothers

When it's considered weird that polls on supporting parents do not link to Viagra marketers, something must be seriously wrong with the world.
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General Discussion / Why Do You Only Want 3 Viagra Pills?
« Last post by tony on October 24, 2006, 07:10:57 pm »



>>> On 24 October 2006 02:21:35 UTC, RxPillFirst wrote:

A man walked into his doctors office, and asked him for 3 viagra pills.

The doctor asked, "Why only 3?"

The man said, "Well, Friday my secretary is coming over, Saturday my girlfriend is coming over, and Sunday my wife is coming home from her vacation.

The doc said, "Thats more than I wanted to know, but here's your 3 pills."

A week later the doctor saw the man at the gas station, his arm in a cast, and sling.

The doctor said, "What happened to you? Did the women all find out about one another?"

The man said, "No, Nobody showed up....."

;)

And serious news: We have launched new <a href=http://pill1.info>generic viagra</a> store.
Best prices for cialis, viagra and levitra.
You'll be greatly happy to see our exclusive suggestions.
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=====

Well that's a first, spam that 'pays' you with a smile for the irritation it causes!
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General Discussion / Why Do You Only Want 3 Viagra Pills?
« Last post by RxPillFirst on October 24, 2006, 03:21:35 pm »
A man walked into his doctors office, and asked him for 3 viagra pills.

The doctor asked, "Why only 3?"

The man said, "Well, Friday my secretary is coming over, Saturday my girlfriend is coming over, and Sunday my wife is coming home from her vacation.

The doc said, "Thats more than I wanted to know, but here's your 3 pills."

A week later the doctor saw the man at the gas station, his arm in a cast, and sling.

The doctor said, "What happened to you? Did the women all find out about one another?"

The man said, "No, Nobody showed up....."

;)

And serious news: We have launched new <a href=http://pill1.info>generic viagra</a> store.
Best prices for cialis, viagra and levitra.
You'll be greatly happy to see our exclusive suggestions.
Coming soon - Hoodia and Soma!

Enjoy!
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Apronym Creation / ESPN acronym
« Last post by Angela on October 24, 2006, 05:20:33 am »
This seems to be a popular request... does ESPN run a competition or something? We've had a request for an ESPN apronym related to the Grizzlies:

http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/show.cgi?id=acronyms&user=&session=&show=1101940540

and one for the Florida State Seminoles:

http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/show.cgi?id=acronyms&user=&session=&show=1100912419

Anyway, here's a quick stab. I know nothing about Dallas or the Giants or even football, but I am familiar with Monday nights, so this is all I can come up with for now. Perhaps you could supply some other relevant words which people who aren't fans wouldn't think of.

Exciting Sports-Playing Night
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Apronym Creation / ESPN acronym
« Last post by Andrea on October 23, 2006, 03:36:02 pm »
I am looking for a funny, clever acronym for ESPN.  Going to the Dallas vs. Giants game on Monday Night Football.
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Apronym Creation / Help
« Last post by Tony on October 22, 2006, 09:05:22 am »
Joni Minor wrote:

> I am looking for some type of acronym for Douglas County Juvenile Drug and Behavioral Court Treatment Team.

I'm sorry Joni, but I'm truly stumped.
Do me a favour and move to a county or line of work with some vowels in the initials :-)

I really can't get my head around this one.
I think you might be best advised to just pick a word which summarises what you do, or possibly, a word which is highly pertinent.
With that in mind, and reading between the lines, I think of a word like
JUDGEABLE

JU - venile
D - ru- G
E-(nterprise
A-nd
B-ehavioural
L-egal
E-stablishment

It's not great, but I think I've finally got it into my head, as it were, and I may be able to play it further.
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Apronym Creation / Help
« Last post by Joni Minor on October 20, 2006, 09:05:25 am »
I am looking for some type of acronym for Douglas County Juvenile Drug and Behavioral Court Treatment Team.

I appreciate you help!
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Apronym Creation / SHOES
« Last post by Angela on October 25, 2006, 12:19:56 am »
Hi PANTELHS.

Poster Adds Nothing To Explain, Leaves His SHOES.

People Are Not Telepathic, Expect Little Help Sans-request.

Please Also Note That Everyone Likes 'Hello' Sometimes.
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Apronym Creation / SHOES
« Last post by PANTELHS on October 09, 2006, 02:12:10 am »



>>> On 07 January 2002 19:27:26 UTC, Angela wrote:

>>> On 07 January 2002 18:05:40 UTC, Tony wrote:

SOCKS
Shoes Often Cannot Konceal Smells

..... yeah yeah, but 'you' find a better 'k' word!

Hmm... Keep-away? I don't know, I'm too excited from just having watched Steve Jobs' keynote at Macworld, live. Have you seen the new iMacs? Look at http://apple.com/imac

Shoes Often Can Keep Smelling
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