Apronyms

Welcome to the Apronyms forums! An apronym is a special kind of acronym where the initials spell out a word or phrase relevant to the expanded version; you can see many examples on the main Apronyms site.

In this board you can post apronyms you've created or ask for help creating apronyms on a particular topic. If you need some help getting started, try these tips for creating apronyms. Be nice to people, and have fun!

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This seems to be a popular request... does ESPN run a competition or something? We've had a request for an ESPN apronym related to the Grizzlies:

http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/show.cgi?id=acronyms&user=&session=&show=1101940540

and one for the Florida State Seminoles:

http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/show.cgi?id=acronyms&user=&session=&show=1100912419

Anyway, here's a quick stab. I know nothing about Dallas or the Giants or even football, but I am familiar with Monday nights, so this is all I can come up with for now. Perhaps you could supply some other relevant words which people who aren't fans wouldn't think of.

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Joni Minor wrote:

> I am looking for some type of acronym for Douglas County Juvenile Drug and Behavioral Court Treatment Team.

I'm sorry Joni, but I'm truly stumped.
Do me a favour and move to a county or line of work with some vowels in the initials :-)

I really can't get my head around this one.
I think you might be best advised to just pick a word which summarises what you do, or possibly, a word which is highly pertinent.
With that in mind, and reading between the lines, I think of a word like
JUDGEABLE

JU - venile
D - ru- G
E-(nterprise
A-nd
B-ehavioural
L-egal
E-stablishment

It's not great, but I think I've finally got it into my head, as it were, and I may be able to play it further.

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