This seems to be a popular request... does ESPN run a competition or something? We've had a request for an ESPN apronym related to the Grizzlies:
http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/show.cgi?id=acronyms&user=&session=&show=1101940540
and one for the Florida State Seminoles:
http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/show.cgi?id=acronyms&user=&session=&show=1100912419
Anyway, here's a quick stab. I know nothing about Dallas or the Giants or even football, but I am familiar with Monday nights, so this is all I can come up with for now. Perhaps you could supply some other relevant words which people who aren't fans wouldn't think of.
Exciting Sports-Playing Night
