This is part of a work in progress, but I'll post what I've done so far -- apronyms of places I visited, of course.
SAN FRANCISCO
Saw Alex, Nearly Fainted, Ran Away... Nah, Clearly I'm Saying Complete Offal.
(I met my internet friend Alex in San Francisco... he's not really that scary.)
Saw Apple's/ NeXT's Founder Reveal All-New Cocoa Interface Stuff -- Crowd Overjoyed/Overawed
Seeing Apple News For Real, After No Confirmed Internet Spoilers Came Out
(I usually watch a keynote like that a few hours after it happens, after I've already read the announcements on Apple's website.)
Such A Nerd, Found Rambling About Nirvana (Campus In Sunny Cupertino) Online
(At the WWDC Apple Campus Bash I went online and told my friends where I was.)
Several Awesome New Friends, Reports About New Computer Ideas, Software (Confidential Offering!)
(Confidential Offering referring to the developer preview of Tiger.)
PAISLEY: Perfect, Although It's Small... Like Embryo/ Young
KILLARNEY: Keep It Like Left Alone, Renewing Naturally Every Year
NIAGARA FALLS: Nikon Is As Good As Ruined, As Falling Actually Looped Liquid Skyward
or After Fine Although L(i'l help)...? Liquid Spray
WIARTON WILLIE: Woodchuck Is Albino, Raised To Offer News Winter Is Longer, Like Is Expected. (or Lives In Enclosure.)
When I Actually Roamed To Ontario, Notorious Woodchuck Indeed Looked Lively In Enclosure.
See Patricia's WIARTON expansion if you have never heard of Wiarton Willie.
DUBLIN: Don't Usually Build Like It Nowadays
Despite Umpteen Bridges, Liffey Inhibits Natives
(Supposedly there is rivalry between people from different sides of the River Liffey.)
GRAVITY BAR: Guinness Room's Awesome View Impresses Tourists, Your Beers Are Ready.