EPSOM SALT

[Jeff Anonymous]

Ever Painfully Shat?  Open Mouth, Stick-in A Laxative Tablet.

[Tony]

>>> On 02 August 2001 20:47:53 UTC, Jeff Anonymous wrote:

Ever Painfully Shat?  Open Mouth, Stick-in A Laxative Tablet.

Very good, what made you think of this - recent personal experience? Epsom Salts has another medical use, it's very good for soaking sore feet.

Extremities Painful? Soaking Of Members Slowly Allays Lingering Tension

[Jeff]

Actually...I was sitting on the loo and noticed a box of epsom salt, which I use in bath water to fight off a dry skin problem I have.  An acronym formed in my mind and I had to rush to the computer and submit it.  I guess I'm finally over the Block.  

[Angela Brett]

I guess epsom salt cures more than one kind of blockage!

SALT:
Staple Additive Lends Taste

>>> On 03 August 2001 03:21:50 UTC, Jeff wrote:

...An acronym formed in my mind and I had to rush to the computer and submit it.  I guess I'm finally over the Block.  

[Tony]

>>> On 03 August 2001 04:55:24 UTC, Angela Brett wrote:

SALT:
Staple Additive Lends Taste


PEPPER
Piquant Exotic Powder Promises Enjoyable Repast

SUGAR
Sweetener, Usually Granulated And Refined

GARLIC
Garnish - A Renowned Love Inhibiting Condiment

[Jeff Anonymous]

So true, Angela.

[Tony]

Jeff Anonymous wrote:

> So true, Angela.

How true?

BLOCKAGE
Brain's Lack Of Clarity Kiboshes A Genius's Expressions

BLOCKAGE
Bottom's Lack Of Clearance Keeps All Garbage Enclosed?

[Jeff]

SCAT:
Shit, Crap, Also Turds


pardon my vulgarity

[Tony]

>>> On 04 August 2001 03:16:07 UTC, Jeff wrote:

SCAT:
Shit, Crap, Also Turds

These may not necessarily make it into the stack on decency/taste criteria ;-)

You needed a LAXATIVE
Lately A Xerantic Ass Tamed, I'll Vouchsafe Epsom!

Take too much and you could get DIARRHOEA
Dashing In And Running Repeatedly, Hogging Outhouse, Evacuating Again.

But I suppose it beats being CONSTIPATED
Can One Not Shift This Impacted Pile And Take Energising Dump?

What do you call that "little room"?
---- This could run to a few choice entries  ;-)
TOILET
Trousers Off, I Leave Excreta There
LOO
Little Ol' Outhouse
LAVATORY
Lacking Any Ventilation Attacks The Olefactory Receptors, Yes?
GENTS
Great Emergency - Need To Sh*t
LADIES
Leaving a Dump Is Extremely Satisfying
BATHROOM
Built As To Help Removal Of Our Motions

... over to the rest of you - enjoy!

[Angela Brett]

Grr, I lost what I'd typed because the site wasn't working for a little while. Oh well I'll type it again...


>>> On 05 August 2001 00:24:02 UTC, Tony wrote:

>>> On 04 August 2001 03:16:07 UTC, Jeff wrote:

SCAT:
Shit, Crap, Also Turds

These may not necessarily make it into the stack on decency/taste criteria ;-)


I'm not much good at censorship apart from knowing where to put asterisks, but I know that 'scat' can have some pretty bad connotations. It's probably best to leave this one out.


You needed a LAXATIVE
Lately A Xerantic Ass Tamed, I'll Vouchsafe Epsom!


Great X and V words! A superb handling of a difficult acronym.

What do you call that "little room"?


I'm surprised you expanded all those euphemisms without doing the twice-mentioned 'outhouse' or the once-mentioned 'little room'.

OUTHOUSE: Off Trousers, Then Heave Out Undeniably Stinky Excreta.

LITTLE ROOM: Leg It To Toilet - Liquid Egestion's Rarely Obliging, Often Messy.

[Jeff]

I can't expand COMMODE today...darn it...maybe tomorrow, heh.

[Edwin Hermann]

A poor web surfer always blames the website...


>>> On 06 August 2001 02:24:58 UTC, Angela Brett wrote:

Grr, I lost what I'd typed because the site wasn't working for a little while. Oh well I'll type it again...

[Poor Web Surfer]

A poor webmaster always blames the web surfer...


>>> On 06 August 2001 09:38:28 UTC, Edwin Hermann wrote:

A poor web surfer always blames the website...


>>> On 06 August 2001 02:24:58 UTC, Angela Brett wrote:

Grr, I lost what I'd typed because the site wasn't working for a little while. Oh well I'll type it again...

[Poor Fool]

A poor fool always blames the webmaster.

[Angela Brett]

So does that mean that you're blaming the webmaster?

>>> On 06 August 2001 15:54:32 UTC, Poor Fool wrote:

A poor fool always blames the webmaster.