EPSOM SALT

[Just wondering]

A poor fool always blames the webmaster.

Considering that fools are usually totally unconcerned with the world and all it's cares and worries, why do we invariably talk of 'poor' fools? Surely the 'richest' among us are those without a care in the world. . . . . Just a tawt.

[Poor Ignoramical Imbecile]

What was intended was "Ignoramus" or "Imbecile"...not so much as a jester.

[Angela]

>>> On 05 August 2001 00:24:02 UTC, Tony wrote:
What do you call that "little room"?
---- This could run to a few choice entries  ;-)


While browsing through the dictionary I came across KAZI: Keenly Avoid Zipping Intimates!

(I was thinking of beginning it with Keeled [over]/Kayoed After but Keenly Avoid is cleaner.)

[Patricia]

>>> On 05 August 2001 00:24:02 UTC, Tony wrote:

LADIES
Leaving a Dump Is Extremely Satisfying

... over to the rest of you - enjoy!

I hope you know, Tony, that "ladies" don't leave a DUMP: Disgusting, Unwholesome, Mucky Poop

LADIES
Like A Doorway Into Effluent Stinkiness

BACKHOUSE
Becomes A Cesspool; Kaopectate Has Often, Undoubtedly, Stopped Evacuation

TREASURE CHEST
That Retiring, Even Apologetic Spot (in) Undergrowth; Restfully, Everyone Can Have Excrementally Satisfying Time

This is a wilderness latrine, which is really just a pit surmounted by a box with a hole in the top and a lid to keep the spiders dry. We don't call it that ourselves, we call it a

PRIVY BOX
Privacy Required In Vault: You Become Outstandingly Xenophobic!

[Jeff Anonymous (who else?)]

I call it the LOO, the TWISS, or the COMMODE, sometimes even the toilet.

Locks Overthrow Observers

This Wordy Idiot Slandered, Somesay.

(There is a tale about an Englishman called Richard Twiss who got a chamber pot named after him for slandering Ireland)

Crapper Or Men's Masturbation Outlet?  Determine Eventually.

[Tony]

Jeff Anonymous wrote:

(There is a tale about an Englishman called Richard Twiss who got a chamber pot named after him for slandering Ireland)

Please, please expand on this..... I've never heard of this guy, not have I heard of anyone being 'punished' for slandering Ireland.

Searching the web for "Richard Twiss" and 'toilet' brought up nothing.

Welcome back Jeff, I thought you'd deserted us.

[Charlie]

EPSOM SALT

Everyone Please Stay Off My Salted, Aching, Little Toe

>>> On 02 August 2001 20:47:53 UTC, Jeff Anonymous wrote:

Ever Painfully Shat?  Open Mouth, Stick-in A Laxative Tablet.