Author Topic: St Valentine's Day is coming...  (Read 9167 times)

Angela

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St Valentine's Day is coming...
« on: February 05, 2002, 10:59:02 PM »
I LOVE YOU
I Live On Valuing Everything You Output, Unconditionally.

WILL YOU MARRY ME
We're In Love, Let's Yoke Officially. Utter Magical Affirmative Response, Romantically You're Mine Evermore!

WILL YOU TAKE ME BACK
When I Left (Leaving You Openly Upset) Trivial Annoyances Kept Emotions Masked. Eventually Bewailed Actions, Counting Karma.

I AM IN LOVE
It's A Miracle! (I'm Not Lazarus, Only Very Emotional.)

VALENTINES
Value Any Lasting Entwinement, Never Thwart It 'Needing' Extra Sex.

LET'S GET HITCHED
Life Enjoyed Together - So Good! Expect To Have Impulse To Cuddle Him/Her Every Day.

Tony

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St Valentine's Day is coming...
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2002, 02:03:59 AM »
Angela wrote:

> I LOVE YOU
> WILL YOU MARRY ME
> WILL YOU TAKE ME BACK
> I AM IN LOVE
> VALENTINES
> LET'S GET HITCHED

... and all this leads to...
NOOKIE
Now One's Offed Knickers, Intercourse Ensues

MAKING LOVE
Make A Kiss Interesting, Next Get Leg Over - Very Exciting.

Tony

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St Valentine's Day is coming...
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2002, 05:36:03 AM »
I was stunned to see a local shop had a special display for Valentine's day. The little pink hearts were stuck on shoes and boots. How romantic would that be as a gift?

ST. VALENTINES DAY
See This Value! Artistic Leatherwork Expresses No Truer Intentions - Nice Expensive Shoes Depict Amorous You!