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Angela

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« on: July 26, 2002, 01:49:07 PM »
THREADBARE

Teddy's Hair's Ragged, Effete And Depleted... Balding After Repeated Embraces.

STRING
Slipped Tying Ribbons? I'm Not Glossy.

COTTON
Cloth Or Thread Taken Of Nature

WOOL
Winter Overalls Of Lambs

TWINE
Twisted Wiry Invention...
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Tony

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« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2002, 08:59:48 PM »
Angela wrote:

> THREADBARE
> Teddy's Hair's Ragged, Effete And Depleted... Balding After Repeated Embraces.

Very good, but should it not be misspelt
THREADBEAR
This Has Really Evocative Associations Dearest  Bedtime/Evening Associate's Ragged

> STRING
> Slipped Tying Ribbons? I'm Not Glossy.
STRING (2)
Sometyhing That Resonates In New Guitar


> TWINE
> Twisted Wiry Invention...
'Twisted Wiry Inventions Not Everlasting
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Tony

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« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2002, 10:41:40 AM »
FABRIC
Fashion Artists Become Rich "In" Clothing

CLOTH
Costume Looks Only Terrific, Honey!

GARMENTS
Girls Adorn Runways, Modelling Elegant New Tweed Suits
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Angela

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« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2002, 12:43:22 PM »
How about a 'Do Not Eat' angle on this?

CLOTH: Covers Lining Of Throat Horribly

FABRIC: For A Breakfast Reduced In Calories or Rich In Cotton

DENIM: Don't Eat - Nutrition Is Minimal.
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Tony

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« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2002, 06:56:43 AM »
Angela wrote:

> How about a 'Do Not Eat' angle on this?
> CLOTH: Covers Lining Of Throat Horribly
> FABRIC: For A Breakfast Reduced In Calories or Rich In Cotton
> DENIM: Don't Eat - Nutrition Is Minimal.

The Denim is nice, but the Fabric expansion implies edibility.


FABRIC (2?)
Fibre's A Basic Requirement? I'm Confused

CLOTH (2?)
Chewability's Limited - One's Teeth Hurt.

THREAD
Take Heed - Rarely Eaten At Dinnertime!

STRING
Swallow This? Result Is Nasty Gastritis!

COTTON
Cookability's Overrated - Too Thin On Nutrition

WOOL
Well Out Of Lunchboxes

TWINE
? ? Is Never Eaten
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Angela

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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2002, 06:01:29 PM »



>>> On 29 July 2002 18:56:43 UTC, Tony wrote:

The Denim is nice, but the Fabric expansion implies edibility.

I was thinking of perhaps doing two sets of acronyms as we did with paints... one for and one against eating them. Here's a pro-eating one for THREAD:

This Has Roughage - Eat And Defecate!


FABRIC (2?)
Fibre's A Basic Requirement? I'm Confused

That one's the best in this thread of threads... I love it!

TWINE
? ? Is Never Eaten

I can't think of a beginner for that just now but:
Thin Waistline Induced... Non-Edible
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Tony

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« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2002, 09:12:21 PM »
Angela wrote:


> I was thinking of perhaps doing two sets of acronyms as we did with paints...
> one for and one against eating them.

Good idea

COTTON
Chew On Thiis To Obtain Nutrition

SILK
Stew In Lovely Kitchen

CHIFFON
Confection Has Interestign Frills Full Of Nutrients

NYLON
Need Your Lunch? Order Now!
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Angela

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« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2002, 11:01:41 AM »



>>> On 03 August 2002 09:12:21 UTC, Tony wrote:
SILK
Stew In Lovely Kitchen

Sustenance? It Lacks Kilojoules!

CHIFFON
Confection Has Interestign Frills Full Of Nutrients

Clearly Habiliment Isn't Food, Frilly Or Not!

NYLON
Need Your Lunch? Order Now!

Not Yummy - Lots Of Nausea.

TWINE: Thinness Will Induce Non-Existence
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