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NANo, Assertively Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Yesses And Noes
NAASNoxious Albanian Alcohol's Source Tony McCoy O'Grady (Naas is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'The winemaking region of Albania where most of the wine that people take to bottle-parties comes from.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
NABNet A Baddie Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Law & Order
NACTIONNot And, 'Cause Truly It's Only N Angela Brett (Naction is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'The 'n' with which cheap advertising copywriters replace the word 'and' (as in 'fish 'n' chips', 'mix 'n' match', 'assault 'n' battery'), in the mistaken belief that this is in some way chummy or endearing.
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
NADIRNothing Above Depth Is Reversed Rico Leffanta
Places
NADSNeed Autoerotic Dirtiness Sometimes Jeff Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Body Parts
NAHUMNinevah Assailed. Happiness Upon Me! Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
NAMESNomenclature Applied Mostly Everywhere, Seemingly Melanie Merswolke
Names
NAMIBIANow A Mining Industry Base In Africa. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
NAOMINot An Obviously Monstrous Intellect Tony McCoy O'Grady - thinking of non one in particular :-)
Names:First names:Female
NAPNeed A Pause Edwin Hermann
Assorted Verbs
NAPKINNicely Arranged Paper Keeps It Neat Daryl Thomas
Household Objects
NAPPIESNasty Ass Products & Pee In Exclusive Softwear TMcCO'G
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
NAPSTERNasty American Pop-System Took Extreme Revenge Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers
Entertainment:Music
NASALNostrils And Sinuses Are Leaking Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
NASCARNumerous Afternoons Spent Careering Around Racetrack Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
Sports & Recreation
NASHVILLENot A Simple Hyperlinker; Visiting Internet Links, Lackluster Experience Sean Lamb (Nashville was the internal code name used by Microsoft for Internet Explorer 4.0)
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
Names:Code Names:Microsoft
NATALIENoble Adult Troubled, Acts Leave Its Entanglement Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
NATESNatural Asset That Excites Sadists Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
NATHANNegotiates All Talents, Having A Need Jan Morgan - Someone I Know
Names:First names:Male
NATONasty Americans Threaten Others Tony McCoy O'Grady (NATO usually stands for North Atlantic Treaty Organization)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Politics
NATURENaked As The Universe Revolvingly Evolves Rico Leffanta
Science:Environment
NAURUNot A Universally Recognised Unity. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
NAUSEANot Another Uneasy Seatrip, Evacuate Abdomen Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
NAVELNowadays A Very Exposed Location Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
NAVYNumerous (And Violent) Yachts Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military
NAYNot A Yes Angela Brett
Communication:Yesses And Noes
NCRNot Completely Reliable Tiny Lee (NCR usually stands for National Cash Register)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
Commerce:Companies
NEATNot Even Adding Tonic Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
NEBRASKANegotiates Every Best Resource Advantage, Seems Keenly Agricultural Jan Morgan - Farming State
Places:States & Regions
NECNot Enough Components Tiny Lee (NEC usually stands for Nippon Equipment Corporation)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
Commerce:Companies
NECTARNever Eat Come Try Angelic Refreshment Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink
NEEDNone Eke Ed Drawn Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Either Poverty or Sufficiency. Ed=Education (This is an example of a 'chained apronym' where on top of the usual constraints of an apronym, the last letter of each word in the expansion is the first letter of the next word, and the last letter of the last word is the first letter of the first word.)
Education
NEGLIGEENearly Every Guy Lusts If Girl's Ensemble's Enticing Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
NEHEMIAHNew Era Heralded; Exiles Migrate; Israel At Home Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
NEINNo, Everywhere, Is No Roger Williams
Science:Linguistics:German Words
Communication:Yesses And Noes
NELLNever Ever Likes Listening! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
NEMESISNot Even Magic Escapes Settling Its Score! Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
NENNIESNascent Entities Now Navigating Inside Entire Space Eminence Grise, explaining: I'm a French Canadian and nennies is the plural of nenni which is the first name "Denis (day-nee)" in French of a good friend. There was a park in front of his house and his mother often yelled "Denis" for supper but due to distance and a lot of trees in between, we always heard "NENNI!". It stayed through the years and a bunch of friends (40 years of friendship) called themselves the Nennies and there's no nennying about it! Nennies are curious about everything and enjoy life as it comes.
Names:First names:Male
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
NEONNow Enlivening Our Nighttimes Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
NEPALNowadays Everest's Peaks Accumulate Litter. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
NEPHINavigator Endures Prideful Heinous Illusions Jan Morgan -- the good sibling in the Book Of Mormon
Names:Book of Mormon Characters
NEPHITENoble Emigrants Prepares Harbouring Israel To East Jan Morgan -- Work with me here! depending on which way you travel the Americas can be East of Israel
Names:Book of Mormon Characters
NEPTUNENearer Earth Perhaps Than Universe's Next Entity Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Astronomy:Planets
NERDNever Experiences Romantic Dates Angela Brett
People & Relationships
NERMALNice Eccentric Relaxed Mammal, Abudhabi Lent Jan Morgan - Garfield always sends this cat to Abu Dhabi
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
Names:Pet Names
NETNow Everyone's Thieves Sean Lamb (NET, in this reference, is the acronym given by the US Congress to the No Electronic Theft Act, which is supposed to simplify criminal prosecution for distributing proprietary files online)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
People & Relationships:Law & Order
NETHACKNeat, Everything's Text! Heroic "At" Creams Kobolds. Sporkmaster
Computers:Games
NETHERLANDSNeed Elevate Their High Embankment Ridges Lest A Natural Disaster Strikes. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
NETSCAPENot Everyone Trusts Software Companies. A Possible Exception. Edwin Hermann
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
NETWORKNothing's Ever Televised With Out Receiving Kudos Patricia Rix, who adds: at least from the Network.
Entertainment
NEUTRINONot Entirely Untouchable, Though Rarely Interacts. Neutral, Obviously. Angela Brett
Science:Physics:Particles
NEVADANightly Entertainment Venues Are Dating Attractions Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
NEWBIENot Even Weaned, Baby Is Extraordinary Jeff Anonymous, noting that an unweaned baby is basically a 'newbie' to life.
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Family
NEWLYWEDNature's Endowment Will Leave You Wondering Every Day Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
NEWSNational Events, World Stories Angela Brett
Communication
NEWSPAPERNational Events, World Stories Published And People Everywhere Read Roger Williams
Communication:Periodicals
NEWTONNeat Electronic Wizardry Turned Out Notsopopular Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
NEXTNow Entitled 'X' (Ten) Angela Brett (Mac OS X is a reincarnation of the NeXTStep operating system)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
NIBNumerous Ink Blotches Tony
Household Objects
NICNasty Internal Cuts Jeff Anonymous, explaining why not to eat a Network Interface Card
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Do Not Eat
NICETIESNot Interesting Comments, Essentially They're Insignificant, Empty Smalltalk. Angela Brett
Communication
NICHOLASNeeds Impressive Character, Having Own Lessons As School Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
NICKNotch, Incision, Cavity, Knifemark! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
NICKELNominally In Coinage, Keeps Everything Light Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
NICOLANot Idle, Capable Of Living Adventures Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
NICOLENot Idle, Capable Of Learned Enlightenment Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
NICOTINENow I'm Coughing Often, The Industry Needs Ending! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Drugs:Tobacco
NICURAGUANarcotics In Central USA - Remote Areas Grow Untold Amounts. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
NIGERNuclear Items Generate External Revenue. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
NIGERIANumerous Indigenous Groupings... Embittered Rivalry Is Abounding. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
NIGHTMARENow I'm Gloomy - Horton's Toilets Mean A Restless Evening! Tony McCoy O'Grady (referring to TIM HORTON'S)
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
NIHILIST"Nothing" Is Hedonistic, Invitingly Loathsome, Inherently Suicidal, Truthful imposed
Religion
NIKENaturally Incurs Kudos Everywhere Rico Leffanta
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
NIMBUSNow I Must Bring Umbrella - Shoot! Angela Brett
Science:Meteorology
NINCOMPOOPNo Interest, No Charge On Making Purchase... Organise Optimal Payments Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
NINENine = Increment (Number Eight) Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
NINETALESNeonatally, It Never Exhibits Two Appendages. Later, End Splits. Angela Brett (Ninetales is Pokemon #38)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
NINETEENNineteen = Increment (Natural Eighteen). Twenty Evidently Exceeds Nineteen. Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
NINJANight Individual Needs Judo Agility Jan Morgan
Sports & Recreation:Martial Arts
NIPPLESNaked Independent Pandering Protuberances Launching Enthusiastic Suckling Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
NISSANNippy, If Somewhat Small And Noisy Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
NITNon International Traveler Charter Member Charter Members Chris and Timmy traveled the world surfing exotic and often dangerous places. We had some friends that were afraid to leave their home surf breaks, So we just call them NITs
People & Relationships:Insults
Sports & Recreation:Travel
NITESNites Involving Tossing/Turning Eliminated / Surely! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Time
Sports & Recreation:Relaxation
NITWITNiece/Nephew In The Wife's Irrevocable Trust Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Insults
People & Relationships:Family
NONot Ordinarily Steve Keate, after being asked if he had anything better to do than acronymise.
Communication:Yesses And Noes
NOAHNegotiated Original "Animal House" Roger Williams
Names:First names:Male
Religion
Science:Biology:Animals
NOASAURUSNorth Of Argentina, Scientists Amazingly Uncovered Remains Uniquely Saurian Sean Lamb - The Noasaurus was discovered in the northern region of Argentina; it's claws featured a unique lifting tendon. I had originally thought of using 'Some Archaeologist' for the SA portion, but an archaeologist studies past human life, and not generally animal life.
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
NOELNativity Of Earth's Lord Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
NOLANo Other Love, Anytime! Rico Leffanta
Names:First names:Female
NONANo One Needs Advocates Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
NON-DIETNutrition Of Normal Daily Intake - Eschew Tables Angela Brett (referring to nutritional information tables and the more specific 'calorie counters')
Food & Drink
NONINitwits Opened New Industry Angela Brett - As I understand it, the noni was just a weed until somebody decided to convince health nuts that it must be good for you because it tastes bad.
Food & Drink
NON-UNerds Of Nottingham University Tony McCoy O'Grady (see UNITS)
Education:University of Nottingham School of Community Health Sciences IT Subgroup
NOOKIENow One's Offed Knickers, Intercourse Ensues Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
NORMALNot Outstanding - Really Mundane And Lacklustre Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
NORTHNow Often Related To 'High' Angela Brett
Places:Positions & Directions
NORWAYNumerous Oil-Rich Wells Active Yearlong. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
NOSENot Only Supporting Eyewear Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
NOSTRILNeed Olfactory Sense To Revel In Lilies Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
NOTARYNot One To Assign Rights Yet. Sean Lamb
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
NOTATIONNun Of The Above Tests Idiotic Observations Neurotically Rico Leffanta, who explains: To pass exams, Americans don't need to know the subject, just randomly choose between A, B, C, D, or None of the above. Nun of the Above is my jeu des mots for "Lady Luck". A notation is representative signs or symbols.
Communication
NOTIONNavigates Own Thought Ideas On Necessities Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Thoughts
NOVELLNow Our Venture Entirely Loves Linux Sean Lamb (Novell announced that it will purchase SuSE Linux for (US)$210M on Nov 4 2003)
Commerce:Companies
Computers:Linux
NOWNo Obvious Waiting Angela Brett
Time
NOXNever Operates Xerography Rico Leffanta
Religion:Roman Gods & Goddesses
NSARRAYNSObjects Stored Are Retained/ Released Automatically - Yay! Angela Brett (see http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/Foundation/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSArray.html)
Computers:Programming:Cocoa:Foundation Classes
NSDICTIONARYNest Several, Datasource! It's Convenient To Inform OutlineView Now, And Return Yarely. Angela Brett (see http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/Foundation/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSDictionary.html and http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/ApplicationKit/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSOutlineView.html)
Computers:Programming:Cocoa:Foundation Classes
NSNOTIFICATIONNeed Several Nearby Objects To Indirectly Function In Coalition? Announce The Information On NSNotificationCenter. Angela Brett (see http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/Foundation/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSNotification.html)
Computers:Programming:Cocoa:Foundation Classes
NSSETNo Specific Start / End Things Angela Brett (see http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/Foundation/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSSet.html)
Computers:Programming:Cocoa:Foundation Classes
NSSTRINGNeatly Stores Some Text - Remember, It's Nothing Graphical. Angela Brett (NSString is a Cocoa class for storing text strings, without any attributes such as font or size - see http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/Foundation/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSString.html)
Computers:Programming:Cocoa:Foundation Classes
NSVIEWNearly Simplest Visual Interface Element. Wonderful! Angela Brett (see http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/ApplicationKit/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSView.html)
Computers:Programming:Cocoa:Application Kit Classes
NTFSNot Trustworthy, Format Soon! Kuroneko, discussing the correct expansion of NTFS, which usually stands for New Technology File System.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Windows
NUDISTNakedness Usually Doesn't Involve Sexual Thoughts. Angela Brett
People & Relationships
NUMISMATICSNot Unexpectedly, Many Individuals Spend Much Amusement Time In Coin Study. Roger Williams
Sports & Recreation
NUNNot Usually Naughty Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Religious Occupations
NUNSNever Use Nasty 'Spletives Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Religious Occupations
NURSENot Unrespected Retainer - She's Earthy Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Romeo and Juliet
NURSEMAIDNanny Using Responsible System Exploring Mental Aptitude In Dumbbells Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Healthcare Occupations
NUTHOUSENever Underestimate The Happy, Organised, Urban Spouse's Evening! Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships
NUTSNot Usually Totally Sane Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
NUTS!Not Undertaking This Surrender! Roger Williams - Gen. Anthony McAuliffe (101st Airborne Division) replied "Nuts" to a German surrender demand during the Battle of the Bulge in WWII.
History
NUTTERSNot Unlikely To Try Expanding Ridiculous Stuff Angela Brett, because that's what we acronymaniacs are.
People & Relationships:Insults
NYBSTERNot You, But Short-Trip-Elevator-Rider Tony McCoy O'Grady (Nybster is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'Sort of person who takes the lift to travel one floor.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
NYLONNever Yet Laddered? Oh No! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
NYLONSNice Young Lady Of Night's Stockings Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing:Underwear
NYMNo Youthful Mastermind Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Merry Wives of Windsor
NYMFORMANIANumerous? Yes - My Frequency Of Referring Means Abbreviated Name In Addresses Tony -- I have a bookmark for this Forum among my browser's addresses. As the site name is too long I shortened it to 'NymFor' and then _saw_ the connection with my favourite mania :-)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Communication:Acronyms Forums
NYMPHNature: Young Maiden Personifies Her Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Mythical Creatures
NYSNegative Yes Statement Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Yesses And Noes
NYSTATINNew York Streptomyces Treats A Thrush Infection Now. Angela Brett
Drugs
NZ'Nother Zone Jeff Anonymous, noticing that in New Zealand's timezone it was already Halloween.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Places:Countries