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TIGERSThey Inhabit Grasslands Eating Reckless Stragglers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
TIGGERThis Individual's Great! Getting Extra Rebound Tigger McCoy O'Grady - who is also bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy - Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
TILTEDThing Is Listing To Extreme Degree TMcCO'G
Places:Positions & Directions
TIMEThis Is My Expertise Tony McCoy O'Grady, who can do ALMOST ANYTHING, given TIME and ENCOURAGEMENT.
Time
TIMERTimer Increments Minute Entities Repeatedly Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Time
Science:Electronics
TIMONTruly Is Miser's Opposite Number Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Timon of Athens
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Timon of Athens
TIMOTHY This Is My Offering To Help You. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
TINGLETension Is Now Growing - Likewise Excitement Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
TINKERTrusting In Nice King's Effective Rulings Mary Carr
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
TIPThis Information's Pertinent Angela Brett
Communication
TIPSThey Indicate Potential Savings Angela Brett
Communication
TIPTOPThere Is Pizazz To Our Paraoa Angela Brett (Tiptop is a company which makes bread, and other foods. Paraoa is Maori for bread.)
Commerce:Companies
Food & Drink
TIREThis Is Really Exhausting! Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
TIREDThe Instinct's Rest... Eyelids Droop. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
TITANICThe Iceberg That, Amazingly, Nudged Into Cruiser. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
History
People & Relationships:Disaster
TITHETenth Income To Him Eternal Jan Morgan - blessings coming when this is submitted to the Lord
Religion
Commerce:Money
TITSThe Infant Thirstily Suckles Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
TITTERThis Is Too True, Embarrassing Really Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
TITTIEThat Is Too Tricky, Internet Explorer x_Player1_x: most of the settings are hidden deeply within Internet Explorer's options.
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
TITUSThis Is Telling Us Something. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
TLAThree-Letter Acronym Jeff Kelley, who was, at the time of authorship, employed as a research scientist at a company whose name was, itself, a TLA. Note: Some sticklers would use the variation: Three Letter Abbreviation since it's kind of hard to pronounce the "word" TLA (though you CAN do it if you've had enough coffee).
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
TOASTTwo On A Standard Toaster Angela Brett
Food & Drink
TOBACCOToxic Orally Breathed Abomination Creates Cancerous Odor On the school bus I saw some jerk puffing a cigarette right before he got on, and I started thinking acronyms.
Drugs:Tobacco
TODAYS"That's" Out-Dated After Yesterday's Sunset TMcCO'G
Time
TOESTen Occupy Everyday Shoes. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
TOFUType Of Food? Ugh! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
TOILEDTired Operative. I Laboured Endlessly Daily TMcCO'G
Assorted Verbs
TOILETTrousers Off, I Leave Excreta There Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
TOKYOTantalizing Orient, Kimonos You Obviously Jan Morgan -- most people who go to Japan usually buy a kimino for a souvenir thus the idea kimonos you obviously.
Places:Towns & Cities
TOMTwin, Often Male Angela Brett (Thomas means 'twin')
Names:First names:Male
TOMMIETrooper, Or Military Man, In England Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Ranks
TONSILTissue Or New Son-In-Law Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Body Parts
People & Relationships:Family
TONYTerribly Ornery Nutter, Yes? Jeff Anonymous
Names:Acronymists
TONYNESSThis Once! (Noting Your Nous Earned Several Similarly.) Angela Brett, in response to ANGELANESS.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
TOOKThe Opposite Of Koha Edwin Hermann (Koha is a Maori word for gift)
Assorted Verbs
TOOTHBRUSHTo Osculate Odourlessly, This Has Been Religiously Used. Scrub Hard! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
TOOTSIEThis 'Outing' Of Transvestite Scheme Is Entertaining Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Movies
TORNTwo Offer; Ruin Night Angela Brett (being torn between two offers can ruin an indecisive person's night)
People & Relationships
TORONTOToo Obviously Rates Oneself Near Top Outlook Patricia Rix
Places:Towns & Cities:Canada
TORPEDOThey Often Roamed Pacific Exploding Destroyers Overhead Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:Weapons
TORTTwist Out Revenue Tidily Jeff Anonymous, since 'tort' comes from the Latin 'torquere' 'to twist'
People & Relationships:Law & Order
TOTALThe Opposite To A Little Edwin Hermann
Assorted Nouns
TOTODILETrainer Of This Ought Dodge Its Labial Embrace Angela Brett (Totodile is Pokemon #158)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
TOUCHSTONEThe Outwardly Urbane Clown - His Sylvan Tryst Opens New Emotions Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's As You Like It
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:As You Like It
TOWELSTake Off Watery Excess / Liquid Surplus Tony McCoy O'Grady, on TOWEL DAY
Household Objects:Towels
TOWNIEThis One Will Never Investigate Environment Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
TOYThis Occupies Youngsters Angela Brett
Entertainment:Toys
TOYOTAThrown Out - You're On The Asphalt Angela Brett
Transport:Car Makes & Models
TRACKSTARTo Run Around Circles, Kick Sydney To Australia Repetitiously Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
TRACYTravels Rarely, Activities Ceased Yesterday Jan Morgan
Names:First names
TRAFFICThe Roads Are Full - Frustration Is Common. Angela Brett
Transport
TRAINTransporting Resources And Interconnecting Nations Sean Lamb
Transport:Trains
TRAININGThick Recruits And Inductees Need Instruction, Not Guesswork Tony McCoy O'Grady
Education
TRAITSTalk, Read, Apronymise, Improvise, Test, Select/Submit! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. TRAITS = Proper Subset of "Traits of Apronymist."
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
TRAJECTORYThe Rounded Arc Javelins Exhibit / Career Track Of Redundant Yuppie Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Sports & Recreation
Science:Physics
TRANIOTrades Roles And Now Is Overlord Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Taming of the Shrew
TRANSITIONTeach Recruits About New Software Incrementally, Try It Out Naturally. Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
TRANSPORTTo Recapture Anthony's Natural Supremacy, Propose One Registers TRANSPORT Tony McCoy O'Grady, along with 38 other TRANSPORT acronyms so that he'd recapture the honour of 'Most expansions of the same word/phrase.'
Transport
TRASHTemporarily Records Are Stored Here Angela Brett, referring to the Trash on the Macintosh
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
TRAUMATeeth Rearranged Alignment, Uninvited Misfortune Attributed Jan Morgan
Science:Biology:Healthcare
TRAVELTourists Roam Around Viewing Exotic Locations. Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation:Travel
TREATYThe Rights Exchanged Are Tested Yearly Angela Brett
Politics
TREEThis Recycles Essential Elements Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
TREESTruly Recyclable Earth-Enhancing Subjects Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Plants:Trees
TREKTravels Retro Event Knowledgeably Jan Morgan -- referring to the pioneer trek and recreations of it
History
TRENCHERThe Recently Educated (Now Certificated) Hurl 'Eadgear, Rejoicing. Angela Brett, a few weeks before graduating.
Household Objects:Clothing:Academic Regalia
TRENDTime Related/Repeated Events. "Now" Determines/Developments. Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Nouns
TRIALTricky Reasoning Is Almost Laughable Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
TRIALSTormented Reprehensible Indignations, Angrily Loses Some Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
TRIANGLEThis Rattles If Agitated - Needs, Generally, Little Experience Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:Music:Instruments
TRIANGULARThis Really Is A Nice Geometric Unit... Lines Are Reduced. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
TRIATHLONTry Running In Australia; The Heat Leaves Organs Numb Rico Leffanta
Sports & Recreation
TRICKERTREATThat's Real Intrigue... Camouflaged Known Expander Rattled The Regulars. Eventually: AHA! Tony! Angela Brett (see AHA and GUILTY)
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
TRICYCLEThree Round Items - Can Your Child Learn Easily Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
TRINCULOTrenchant Royal Idiot - Nagging Contains Usually 'Learned' Observations Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Tempest
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Tempest
TRIOThree Rolled Into One Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
TRIPLESThree Repetitions Is Plenty. Let's Enjoy Singles. Sean Lamb (after hearing the same song over and over again on commercial radio, it's time for something else)
Entertainment:Music
TRIPLETThird Related Infant - Parents Love Each Tenderly TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Family
TRIPLETSThree Related Infants Psychically Linked Eternally Together Somehow Roger Williams
People & Relationships:Family
TRISTRAMTragically Roused Iseult's Sentiments, This Really Angered Mark. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
TRIVIATiresome Recollection? It's Very Interesting Actually Tony McCoy O'Grady
Main
TROCHOIDTracing Rolling Of Circle Has One Immediately Dizzy! Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
TROGLODYTEThe Result Of Generations Living Or Dying, Yearning To Evolve Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
TRUDYTruly Reliable Unusual Dear Yin Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
TRUISMThe Ruddy Usual Inane Sentence - Meaningless! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Main
TRUTHThey Round Up The Hoodlums Tony McCoy O'Grady, after completing the marathon TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY.
MacGirl & KeyBoard
TSARThe Sovereign Amongst Russians. Roger Williams
Politics
T-SHIRTThe Slave Had Infusions Ready - Teatime! Angela Brett (T-shirt was T-BAG's T-Caddy, whose duty was to keep her magical powers strong by making endless cups of tea from the leaves of her evil T-Plant.)
Entertainment:TV shows
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
TSUNAMIThe Shock Underwriters Never Absorb Making Intercourse Rico Leffanta
Science
TUAThe Under-Achiever Angela Brett, when boxer David Tua failed to win the title of world heavyweight champion.
Names:Famous people
TUBETrains Underground Beneath England Eric Bridgstock
Transport
TUBERCULOSISThe Uneasy Breathing Erodes Resilience, Causing Unhurried Loss Of Strength In Sufferer. Angela Brett, when it was thought that Steve might have tuberculosis.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
TUESDAYTired, Useless, Energy Sapped? Devour A Yogurt Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Weekdays
TUNATheir Unknown Numbers Abate Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Animals
TUNASThey're Usually Nice Accompanying Salad Angela Brett
Food & Drink
Science:Biology:Animals
TUNISIATemperate Up North, In South It's Arid. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
TURBOTried Using Regaine... Baldness Ongoing! My name is David & my old roommates nickname is Turbo, who is going bald.
Names
TURDThe Usual Rectal Dirt Angela Brett
Science:Biology
TURKEYThey Unmercifully Repress Kurds Even Yet. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
TURKMENISTANThey Until Recently Kept Moscow's Edicts, Now Independent - Some Think Autonomy Novel. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
TURNIPThis Unremarkable Root Never Inspires Passion Angela Brett
Food & Drink
TURTLEThey Unerringly Return To Lay Eggs TMcCO'G referring to how the females of many breeds of turtle return to the beach where they hatched out, to lay their eggs. After many years of wandering all over the ocean this indicates an uncanny sense of direction.
Science:Biology:Animals
TUSHTwin Undulations, Sit Here. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
TVTime's Valuable! Angela Brett, since TV tends to waste a lot of time.
Entertainment:TV shows
TWADDLEThose With Attitude Disorders Don't Like Experts John Richard Jones
People & Relationships
TWAINThis Writer Authored Interesting Novels Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
TWENTYThey Won't Even Notice The Year Angela Brett, on her 20th birthday.
Time:Age
TWINETwisted Wiry Inventions Not Everlasting Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
TWINSTwo Weaned Individuals Needing Sustenance Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Family
TWISSThis Wordy Idiot Slandered, Somesay Jeff Anonymous (There is a tale about an Englishman called Richard Twiss who got a chamber pot named after him for slandering Ireland)
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
TWISTThis Will Involve Some Turning. Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
TWISTEDTruly Wicked Individual Still Trying Evil Deeds Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
TWITCHThere's Windoze In This Computer... Help! Angela Brett
Computers:Windows
TWOSTo/Time (Wonderful October) Standard! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. TWOS! set: {Standard Time, Daylight Time}
Time
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
TYBALTTake Your Blade And Lunge Through Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Romeo and Juliet
TYRETube, Yet Rotates Evenly Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Parts
TYROThis Youth Requires Orientation. Roger Williams
People & Relationships
TZARThis Zombie's A Ruler! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
TZIGANETrying Zany Iconoclast Gypsies Antics, Not Ethical Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races

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