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0% THINK (2)To Hate IBM's Not Known Sean Lamb (IBM's slogan in the early 1980s was "THINK"; now that they're pouring money and development into Linux, they're the good guys again)
Computers
0% THINK DIFFERENTThis Here Is Not Kulture! Despite Initial Feelings For Especially Refined and Encapsulated Net Terminology. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
0% THINK DIFFERENT (2)The HyperCard I Now Know Deserves Its Furtherance, For Everybody's Relief Engage Newer Thinking Tony McCoy O'Grady, in a letter to Steve Jobs telling him not to drop HyperCard.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
0% THINKING CAPThis Headgear Improves New Knowledge Ingestion, Nicely Generates Creativity And Perspicacity. Angela Brett
Household Objects:Clothing
People & Relationships:Thoughts
0% THIN MINTSTasty Heavenly Item Naturally Melts In Nibbling Tastebuds, Sensational Jan Morgan -- #1 Seller in Girl Scout Cookies
Food & Drink:Confectionery
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
86% THIRTYThree Hundred (In Reciprocals of Ten) Yes? Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Numbers
0% THIRTY = FRIENDS!Thirty (Halves {Initial = Remotest - Two} Year) = Four (Regeneration Increases!) + Eleven + Nine Down + Six! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Sum 30-Day Month Numbers: 4(April)+6(June)+9(September)+11(November)=10+20=30 (!) One of my original discoveries when I was less than 45. (Halves {Initial = Remotest - Two} Year): First Half of Year ==>(Initial=4) = (Remotest=6) - 2. Last Half of Year ==>(Initial=9) = (Remotest=11) - 2."Four (Regeneration Increases!) Spring starts late in Three (21 March 2003 in N. Hemisphere)." "Nine\Down\ Down!=Fall! in September."
Science:Mathematics
Time
0% THIS END UPTake Heed! If Swallowed Ensure Non-Digestion - Upchuck Promptly Tony McCoy O'Grady, to go with OTHER END UP*
Computers:Do Not Eat
0% THIS IS ALL LIESTruth Here Is Suspect! I Shan't Allow Little Lousy Liars Invent Exaggerated Stories. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
0% THIS IS STUPIDThat Humbug Is Silly. I Suggest Stop Talking Until (you) Properly Inspect Dictionary Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
0% THIS IS STUPID (2)That Humbug Is Silly, I Suggest. Such Tripe is an Utterly Presumptuous Inane Diatribe. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
0% THIS IS WHAT I MEAN!Take Heed! I'm Still Immeasureably Superior, Wanting Happiness Always. To Increase My Exacerbation: Absolutely, Not! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Phrases
0% THIS IS WHAT I MEAN! (2)This Hear! I Said I Scoff Workers Haplessly Assuming That I Meant: Enventually! Absolutely, Now! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Phrases
People & Relationships:The Workforce
0% THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKETTells How Innocent Swine Learn In Time That Life Exerts Pressure. It's Go! Go! You Wanna Eat - No - Travel To Outdoor Market - Arghh! Resolution Keeps Exacting Toll! Patricia Rix
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes
0% THIS TOO SHALL PASSThings Happen. It's Silly To Overreact Openly. Some Hold A Little Leisurely Patience Actually Smooths Sensitivities. Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Advice
100% THOMASTotally Honest Observant Man, Ambitious Soul Jan Morgan -- someone I know
Names:First names:Male
0% THOMAS CRANMERThrough Henry's Order Made Archbishop (of) See (of) Canterbury. Religious Ascetic Needs Monarch's Entreaties & Rescue Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VIII
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:King Henry VIII
100% THORIUMThis Has Only Rare Industrial Uses, Mostly. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% THOSEThis Has One Silly Expansion. Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
0% THOUGHTS TO PAPERTo Hand On Unusually Good Headwork To Subordinates Type Out Paragraphs Aptly. Practice Eschewing Repetition Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication
100% THREADTake Heed - Rarely Eaten At Dinnertime! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
0% THREAD (2)This Has Roughage - Eat And Defecate! Angela Brett
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric:Edible(?)
100% THREADBARETeddy's Hair's Ragged, Effete And Depleted... Balding After Repeated Embraces. Angela Brett
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
100% THREADBEARThis Has Really Evocative Associations Dearest Bedtime/ Evening Associate's Ragged Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to THREADBARE
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
0% THREAD LISTTo Help Readers Enjoy Acronymising, Do Let's Inspire Silly Thoughts. Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the thread list on the Acronyms forums at http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/start.cgi?id=acronyms
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles
0% THREAD LIST (2)Things Have Reached Extremely Abysmal Depths. List Interest Subsides Terminally. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles
0% THREAD LIST (3)This Has Reached Ennui And Desperation. List Is Singularly Tiresome. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles
0% THREAD LIST (4)That's Horrible... Readers, Enter A Delightful Line Into Said Threadlist. Angela Brett, in response to THREAD LIST (3).
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles
0% THREAD LIST (5)Truly Horrific, Right? Egads, A Deserted List Insanitizes, Senilizes, Tires. Jeff Anonymous
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles
0% THREE BLIND MICEThey Had Run Everywhere, Evidently, But Lacked I-sight, Now Dairyman's Mate Is Curtailing Each Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Nursery Rhymes
0% THREE-LETTER ACRONYMThe Herein Reported Emergence, Even -- Let's Elaborate -- Tho' Tonily, Evanescently Reported, Appropriately Chopped. Right On! Now You're Mystified? Chin Shih Tang. (see TLA)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
0% THREE MThey Have Raped Earth's Environment, Mercilessly Tony McCoy O'Grady (This is probably libellous, but it occurred to me - in the bathroom - that Minnesota Metal and Manufacturing has moved on a lot as it is now making throat medicine)
Commerce:Companies
Science:Environment
0% THREE MEN IN A BOATThis Humourous Raconteur Enjoys Entertaining Meander. Every Nautical Incident Necessitates Amusing Banter. Outrageously Antic Trip! Patricia Rix, referring to the book by Jerome K. Jerome
Art & Literature:Book Titles
100% THRIVETo Healthily & Robustly Increase Volume Encompassed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
100% THROMBOSISThe Heart Rarely Outlives Massive Bloody Objects Stuck In Stream Bern Dell
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
86% THRONEThe Haughty Royal Owner Nestles in Extravagance Angela Brett
Politics:Royalty
0% THROW A SICKYThe Head Rep's Off Work, Apparently Slackitis. It Could Kill You! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce
0% THROW UPTummy, Having Rejected Offering, Will UpChuck Promptly Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
88% THULIUMThis Hardly Ubiquitous Lanthanide's Irradiation is Used Medicinally. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% THUNDERTerrifying Heavy Unpleasant Noise, Deep, Echoing & Reverberating Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Meteorology
0% THUNDER (2)The Heavens Unusually Noisy. Dramatic Energy Released. Edwin Hermann
Science:Meteorology
0% THUNDER (3)Thundering High. Uncontrolled Noisily Discharges Electricity Radiantly! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Meteorology
0% THUNDER (4)Truth: Hold Uplift New Decisive Elevating Revelation! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Communication
0% THUNDER (5)Top: Holdup Unwanted New Discoveries! Exit Reason! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Communication
100% THURSDAYThirsty, Hungover, Unsettled, Really Sick? Drink's Assailing You. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time:Weekdays
100% THWARTSTo Have Women Act Responsibly, Touch Softly Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% THYMEThis Herb You Must Eat Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
0% TIA MARIAThanks In Advance, My Appreciative Reaction Is Anticipated. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
100% TICINOThe Italian Canton... If Not Orally Angela Brett (while Italian is the official language of Ticino and is used for written communication, a lot of people there speak Ticinese)
Places:States & Regions
75% TICKETTyped Indication of Connectivity Kinship for Electronic Terminal Angela Brett, when Tony asked whether he'd need tickets in order to communicate with Angela's new (and superior to Tony's) Mac.
Communication
100% TICKLISHTouching It Causes Kinky Laughter, I'm Sensitive Here TMcCO'G
Laughter
100% TICKSTerrible Insect Creates Knockout Sauce Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
0% TICK TOCKTime Is Counting Kisses Total Omits Candy Kisses Rico Leffanta
Time
0% TID BITThis Is Dumb, But It's Tasty! Rico Leffanta
Assorted Nouns
100% TIDEThen It Does Ebb. Roger Williams
Time
Science:Astronomy
Places:Waterways
0% TIE THE KNOTTwosome Is Expressing Their Heartfelt Emotions, Knowing Nothing Of Trouble. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
100% TIFFThis Interrupts Firm Friendship Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
0% TIFF (2)Taciturness Increases Following Friction Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
0% TIFF (3)Tiny Infuriating Feisty Fight Jan Morgan
People & Relationships
100% TIFFANYTreasure In Fabulous Friendly Attributes, Nurturing Yield Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
0% TIFFANYS CAFEThere Is Fine Food, Although Nothing You Should Carry Aboard For Eating Angela Brett, when the INTERCITY BUS she was on stopped there for a meal break. We're not supposed to bring any food aboard the bus.
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
0% TIFFANYS CAFE (2)This Intercity Fare Found A Nice Yummy Satay Chicken (Amid Flaky Encasement) Angela Brett, who ate a satay pie when she was there.
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
100% TIGERThis Is Greatly Enhanced. Really! Sean Lamb (Tiger is Apple's code name for the Mac OS X 10.4 update)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
0% TIGER (2)The Insanely Great Expected Release Angela Brett (Tiger is the code-name for Mac OS X 10.4.)
Names:Code Names:Apple
0% TIGER (3)This Is Generating Extra Revenue. Tony (Tiger is the code-name for Mac OS X 10.4.)
Names:Code Names:Apple
0% TIGER (4)Tries In Great Effort, Receptive Jan Morgan -- Cub Scout rank
Sports & Recreation:Scouts
100% TIGERSThey Inhabit Grasslands Eating Reckless Stragglers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals
100% TIGGERThis Individual's Great! Getting Extra Rebound Tigger McCoy O'Grady - who is also bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy - Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
100% TILTEDThing Is Listing To Extreme Degree TMcCO'G
Places:Positions & Directions
100% TIMEThis Is My Expertise Tony McCoy O'Grady, who can do ALMOST ANYTHING, given TIME and ENCOURAGEMENT.
Time
0% TIME (2)This Is My Entry Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela said 'give me time!' and he did.
Time
0% TIME (3)To Invent More Expansions Angela Brett, when she didn't have any
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Time
0% TIME (4)Transitory. Imminent: Measureless Eternity! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Time
0% TIME (5)Trust In Memory Expansion! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Speaking about my ability as an apronymist.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Time
People & Relationships:Thoughts
0% TIME (6)Temporal Illusion Measured Exactly Bruce Siegel
Time
0% TIME (7)Ticking In Motion Evolves Jan Morgan
Time
0% TIME (8)The Infinite Measure of Existence Robert Anonymous
Time
0% TIME FOR BED, OR NOT?This Is My Evening Fight Of Reasoning... Being Excited, (I) Don't Often Respect Notifications Of Tiredness. Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
100% TIMERTimer Increments Minute Entities Repeatedly Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Time
Science:Electronics
0% TIME SAVERSThese Innovative Machines Enable Someone Avoid Valuable Energy / Resource Squandering Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time
Science:Electronics
91% TIMETABLESThey Impede My Education - Trying to Add Blimin' Lectures Exasperates Students. Angela Brett, who is annoyed at how difficult it is to take more than two papers at a time without having timetable clashes.
Time
Education
0% TIM HORTON'SThis Is My Hideaway, Our Rustic Tea-room Of National Significance Tony McCoy O'Grady (Patricia then wrote "Not bad, though you couldn't hide in a Tim Horton's.")
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
0% TIM HORTON'S (2)There I Meet Hordes Of Relaxing Townspeople (Or Nobody, Sometimes) Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
100% TIMONTruly Is Miser's Opposite Number Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Timon of Athens
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Timon of Athens
100% TIMOTHY This Is My Offering To Help You. Sue Johnson
Religion:Bible books
0% TIMOTHY MCVEIGHTerrible, In My Opinion, Terrorist. Horrible. Y Mcveigh Caboomed, Victims Enquire? I Guess Hatred. Jeff Anonymous and Angela Brett
Names:Famous people
0% TIMOTHY MCVEIGH (2)This Is Monstrously Outrageous! Those Horrible Yankees Murder Criminals - Violating Every Individual's God-given Humanity. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:Famous people
75% TINTen Isotopes (occur) Naturally. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
0% TIN (2)Tenth Increment Noted Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the tin (10th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
0% TIN (3)Trust's Important Now Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
0% TINA TURNERTrusted Ike, Now Alone. Totally Uninhibited, Rather Naughty, Emotional Rocker Eric Bridgstock
Entertainment:Music:Artists
100% TINGLETension Is Now Growing - Likewise Excitement Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
100% TINKERTrusting In Nice King's Effective Rulings Mary Carr
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
0% TINTERN ABBEYTragedy Involves Nobles, Tem Eruption Retaliates Noxiously, Annihilates, Bitter Babies Explosions, Yesterday Jan Morgan - refering to King Henry the 8th's destructive rampage of terror
Places:Buildings
History
100% TIPThis Information's Pertinent Angela Brett
Communication
0% TIP (2)The Insider: "Psssst..." Angela Brett
Commerce
Communication
0% TIP (3)To Incline Precariously Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
0% TIP (4)Thanks, Inexperienced Porter! Angela Brett
Commerce
0% TIP (5)Terminates In Point Angela Brett
Assorted Nouns
100% TIPSThey Indicate Potential Savings Angela Brett
Communication
0% TIPS (2)There Isn't Page Searching Angela Brett, thinking that perhaps the person who searched for 'tips' on the Acronyms website was looking for the acronymising tips at http://acronyms.co.nz/tips.html, but didn't find them because the search engine only searches in the acronyms, not the other pages.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
0% TIPS (3)This Is Practically Secret Patricia Rix (referring to 'tips' one might get at the racetrack, or about the stock market)
Communication
0% TIPS (4)Those Intensely Pointed Sections Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
0% TIP: SUCCESSTrustworthy Individuals Possess Skills Unusual: Caring Communicating/Counting! Enjoy Sweet Success! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Advice
100% TIPTOPThere Is Pizazz To Our Paraoa Angela Brett (Tiptop is a company which makes bread, and other foods. Paraoa is Maori for bread.)
Commerce:Companies
Food & Drink
0% TIPTOP (2)There Is Perfection To One's Performance Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
0% TIP TOP FASHIONThis Is Popular Television? Obviously Passe Fools Advise Silly Housewives In Obtaining "Novelty' Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking of TV's many 'makeover' shows where people are advised on how to look good for little expense, and usually end up looking dreadful
Entertainment:TV shows
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
100% TIREThis Is Really Exhausting! Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
100% TIREDThe Instinct's Rest... Eyelids Droop. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
0% TIRED (2)Time! Immediate Rest! Energise! Delay! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
0% TIRED (3)Take Immediate Rest, Enjoy Dreaming Angela Brett, inspired by TIRED (2)
Assorted Adjectives
83% TITANTentatively Interior's Terrestrial-ish, Atmosphere's Nitrogen. Angela Brett
Science:Astronomy
88% TITANIATricked Into Thinking Ass-headed Nick Is Appealing Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:A Midsummer Night's Dream
100% TITANICThe Iceberg That, Amazingly, Nudged Into Cruiser. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
History
People & Relationships:Disaster
0% TITANIC (2)Total Indifference Triggered A Needless Iceberg Collision. Roger Williams
Transport
History
People & Relationships:Disaster
89% TITANIUMTransplanting of Inert Titanium Alloys Nowadays Is Useful Medically. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Chemistry:Elements
100% TITHETenth Income To Him Eternal Jan Morgan - blessings coming when this is submitted to the Lord
Religion
Commerce:Money
88% TITHINGTenth Income To Him, Initiates Never-ending Good Jan Morgan - the act to tithe for the Lords Kingdom
Religion
Commerce:Money
100% TITSThe Infant Thirstily Suckles Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
0% TITS (2)They 'Inflate' Tight Sweaters Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
0% TITS (3)They're Intended To Seduce Patricia Rix
Science:Biology:Body Parts
0% TITS (4)They Invite Tender Sucking Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Body Parts
100% TITTERThis Is Too True, Embarrassing Really Tony McCoy O'Grady
Laughter
100% TITTIEThat Is Too Tricky, Internet Explorer x_Player1_x: most of the settings are hidden deeply within Internet Explorer's options.
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
100% TITUSThis Is Telling Us Something. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
0% TITUS ANDRONICUSTragedy Invites Tragedy Until, Suffering Amputation, News Detailing Rape Ordains New Indecent Carnage Upon Stage Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Titus Andronicus

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