Appeal: Please Resist, Or Naive Young Minds Subverted!
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| ACATAMATHESIA | Afflicted Can't Apprehend That Anything Means Anything, Though Has Every Sense - It's Absurd! |
Angela Brett |
| ACHE | Anybody Can Hurt Everywhere |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| ACNE | Adolescents Can Not Escape |
Angela Brett People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene |
| AZOTURIA | Animal's Zone Of Trouble, Urine Really Is Abnormal |
Dustan Dowsing |
| BARF | Blasting Away Regurgitated Food |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| BEEF | BSE Endangered English Farms |
Angela Brett Food & Drink |
| BELLYACHE | By Eating Loads & Loads, You Ache Catastrophically, Heavy Emissions |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| BLIND | Blighted Lifetime In Neverending Darkness |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| CAVITY | Causes A Variation In Troubles, Yuck |
Jan Morgan |
| CHUNDER | Could Have Used Normal Digestive Enzymes, Really. |
Steve Keate |
| CONSTIPATED | Can One Not Shift This Impacted Pile And Take Energising Dump? |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| CORN | Chiropodist's Obviously Really Needed |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| CRIPPLE | Corporeally Restricted Individual's Parts' Performance Lack Evenness |
TMcCO'G |
| CYST | Cavity - Yet Sore & Tender |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| DIABETES | Disease Is Awful. Body Excretes (Tragically) Excess Sugar |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| DIARRHOEA | Dashing In And Running Repeatedly, Hogging Outhouse, Evacuating Again. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| DISABILITY | Doesn't Imply Stupidity... Affected Brain Isn't Limited In Thought, Y'know. |
Angela Brett |
| DISEASE | Damn I'm Sick! Excruciating Aches & Soreness Everywhere |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| DYSLEXIA | Do You See Letters Extremely Xenotime In Appearance |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| DYSPEPSIA | Did Your Special Potluck Explode Perchance Soaking In Acid? |
Rico Leffanta |
| DYSPHASIA | Disturbs Your Speech Patterns - Has A Significant Impact, Apparently. |
Angela Brett |
| DYSTOCIA | Delivering Your Sprog Takes Obstetric Care In Abundance |
Angela Brett |
| EARACHE | Expensive Affair Requiring A Consultation - How Exasperating! |
Angela Brett, when she had to go to a doctor to get a prescription for her recurring ear infection. |
| FAINT | Feel(s) As If Not There |
Angela Brett Assorted Adjectives |
| FUZZY | Felt Unduly Zig-Zaggy Yesterday |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| GIMP | Gait Isn't Mighty Pretty |
Tony McCoy O'Hyphen |
| HANGOVER | How Agonizing! Not Good! Oh, Vengeful Elixir Residue! |
Roger Williams Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic |
| HEARTBURN | Having Eaten Amazingly Rapidly, Then Begrudgingly Undergo Restless Night |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| HERNIA | Hurts Excruciatingly! Really Needs Immediate Attention |
Angela Brett |
| HOSPITAL | House Of Sick Patients Itching Their Amputated Limbs |
Angela Brett Places:Buildings |
| HURT | Have Undiagnised Repugnant Troubles |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| ILL | Invalid Lies Lethargically |
Angela Brett |
| IMPOTENT | I Mightn't Perform On Time Every Night, Temptress! |
Angela Brett People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| INDIGESTION | Ignore Nutty Diets. If Good Eating Suggestions Taken, It's Obviated Normally |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Food & Drink |
| INSOMNIA | I Need Sleep! Obviously My Nocturnal Inability's Annoying. |
Angela Brett |
| ITCH | Irritation That Craves Hurt |
Angela Brett, since we get rid of an itching sensation by scratching and making it hurt instead. |
| LARYNGITIS | Lacking A Roundy Yoke Necessitates Gaps In Transmission - I'm Silenced. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after a teasing gap in a message. |
| LIMP | Lost Insert Member Prostrate |
Rico Leffanta |
| MAMMOGRAM | Manipulate And Mash Melons - Oncologists Gather 'Round And Murmur. |
Angela Brett |
| MIGRAINE | My Insides Grumble Repeatedly And It Never Ends! |
Rico Leffanta |
| NAUSEA | Not Another Uneasy Seatrip, Evacuate Abdomen |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| OBESE | Oversized Bodies Exercising Seldom Enough |
Edwin Hermann |
| OOS | Out Of Service |
Angela Brett (OOS usually stands for Occupational Overuse Syndrome) |
| OSMIDROSIS | One Shower Monthly Isn't Decent... Remember, Our Sweat Is Smelly! |
Angela Brett |
| PACKRATITIS | Person Accumulating Crap; Keeps Really Ancient Things Indefinitely, Taking Infinite Storage. |
Gavin Lambert, explaining why he has so many old computers. Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words |
| PAIN | Prescribe Anaesthetic, It'll Numb. |
Angela Brett |
| PENGUIN | Pending Extinction - Not Going Up In Numbers |
Angela Brett, thinking of the Yellow-Eyed Penguin, although I don't know whether the numbers are going up or not. Science:Biology:Animals:Birds |
| PIMPLE | Please Ignore My Pained & Lumpy Epidermis |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene |
| PLAGUE | People Lying About Grotesquely... Uncountable Expiries. |
Angela Brett |
| POISON | Potion Once Ingested Surely Occasions Necrosis |
Roger Williams Drugs |
| PUKE | Partially Undigested Kilojoules Ejected |
Angela Brett |
| QUEASY | Quite Uneasy Emotion Assails Stomach, Yes? |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| RASH | Reaction Allergics Sometimes Have |
Angela Brett |
| RETARD | Really Exhausting To Attempt Reading Dictionary. |
Angela Brett |
| SARS | Suddenly Airway's Restricted Somewhat |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome. Re-expansions of existing acronyms |
| SICK | Stomach Is Curdled & Kaput |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| SMELLY | Something Malodorous Exudes.... Lice'll Love You |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| SNEEZE | Snotty Nose Effortlessly Energising, Zinging Everywhere. |
Mary Carr |
| SNIFFLES | Stuffy Nose Initiates Feeling Fatigued, Leaking Excess Snot. |
Angela Brett |
| SOLICITING | Seeking Out Lustful Intercourse Can Induce Terrible Infections Near Genitals |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| SORE | Some Organ's Reddened & Excited |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| SPASMS | Sharp Pain As Some Muscle Seizes |
Tony |
| SPASTIC | Slightly Palsied Athlete Specially To Intrigue Competitors |
Carl Brett |
| SUNBURN | Shoving Unprotected Nude Bodyparts Under Rays. Nasty! |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| THEATRE | The Hospital's Experts Amputate Threatened / Ruined Extremeties |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Places:Buildings |
| THROMBOSIS | The Heart Rarely Outlives Massive Bloody Objects Stuck In Stream |
Bern Dell |
| TUBERCULOSIS | The Uneasy Breathing Erodes Resilience, Causing Unhurried Loss Of Strength In Sufferer. |
Angela Brett, when it was thought that Steve might have tuberculosis. |
| VIRII | Violently Invasive - Readily Initiating Illnesses |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| WARTS | Where A Rubbed Toad Shows |
Tony McCoy O'Grady (Old wives tales talk of catching warts from touching toads) |
| WASP | Will Anaphylactic Shock Prevail? |
Angela Brett, thinking again of people who are allergic to wasp stings. Science:Biology:Insects |
| WRYNECK | With Robin You Never Ever Come Kissing |
Rico Leffanta |