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| 100% |                 CLAUDIUS | Cunningly Launches An Untimely Death - Is Usurping Scoundrel | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
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| 100% |                 GERTRUDE | Generates Enmity Realizing The Rogue Uncle's Despotic Ends | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
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| 100% |                 HAMLET | Haunted And Maddened - Life Ends Tragically | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady
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| 100% |                 HORATIO | Hamlet's Only Real Ally Through Incredible Ordeal | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
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| 100% |                 LAERTES | Launches Attack, Exacting Revenge To Exonerate Sister | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
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| 100% |                 OPHELIA | Our Pathetic Heroine Ends Life In Anguish | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
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| 80% |                 POLONIUS | Patrician Official Listening Out-of-sight Needlessly Is Unsuspectingly Stabbed | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
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| 100% |                 YORICK | Your Only Residue Inspires Comic Knockabout | 
                Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
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