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| 100% | CONAN O'BRIEN | Can Oblong Noggins And Nerdy Oafs Bring Ratings? I Expect Not. | joybutton 
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| 100% | DAVID LETTERMAN | During A Very Irksome Disease, Laughter Excelled To Tremendously Enrich Recovery. Man Astounds Network. | joybutton 
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| 100% | JAY LENO | Jowly American Yukster Lands Every Night Obligatorily | joybutton 
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| 100% | OPRAH | Overtly Personable Rich American Host | Eric Bridgstock 
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| 100% | OPRAH (2) | Outgoing Personality Regales American Heartland | Tony McCoy O'Grady 
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| 100% | OPRAH WINFREY | Other People Relate Awful Happenings; What If None Found Religion Except You? | Rico Leffanta 
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| 100% | RICKI LAKE | Revealing Information Concerning Kinky Interludes - Lackadaisical Audience Kept Entertained. | Angela Brett 
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| 100% | RICKI LAKE (2) | Rampant Infidelity - Colloquially 'Kickin' It' - Lesbian Adulteresses & Kooks Everywhere. | Angela Brett 
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| 90% | RICKI LAKE (3) | Routine Investigations Concerning Kids' Initiators... Lie-detectors And Karyotype Examinations. | Angela Brett 
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| 100% | SPRINGER | Some People Revel In Nasty, Grossly Entangled, Relationships | Tony McCoy O'Grady, as an entry to the Radio Times Def.i.n.i.t.i.a.l.s competition 
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| 100% | SPRINGER (2) | Self-Publicists Riled, Invariably Nauseous, Generally Elevate Ratings | Eric Bridgstock and Tony McCoy O'Grady, 
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| 100% | SPRINGER (3) | Stunt-People Readily Instigate Nasty Grapples (Evidently Real) | Angela Brett, as an entry to the Radio Times Def.i.n.i.t.i.a.l.s competition 
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| 100% | SPRINGER (4) | Should People Resolve Issues? No, Get Even! Retaliate! | Angela Brett 
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| 89% | SPRINGER (5) | Staged Punch-ups Regarded Inevitable, Never Get Elegant Result | Eric Bridgstock 
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