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APRONYMS BY IAN RYWALT
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100% ESCAPEExtreme Situations Catapult Anxious Permanent Exits Ian Rywalt (I've contributed a couple of other apronyms a long time ago). The first two letters were easy to imagine, the rest was sculpted from the dictionary and thesaurus, with an intent to force a suitable exit strategy. The apronym could alternatively be written as "Extreme Situation Catapults Anxious Permanent Exit", but I like the plural form better.
People & Relationships:Disaster
100% FEMALE (2)From Eden; Makes Adam Largely Excited Ian Rywalt
Religion
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
100% VACUUMVortex Assaults Carpet, Uplifting Unsightly Matter Ian Rywalt
Household Objects:Appliances