APRONYMS BY JEFF ANONYMOUS
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MICMassive Intestinal Cramps Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Do Not Eat
MILOMay I Loudly Object? Jeff Anonymous, because he thinks that 'Milo' is such a simple-sounding name for the protagonist of 'The Phantom Tollbooth' by Norton Juster.
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
MISSION CRITICALMy IBook Should Stay Inerrantly Operating, Neccessarily. Can't Risk It Taking Ill; Couldn't Annotate Lectures. Jeff Anonymous, when it was thought (mistakenly) that Apronyms for Mac OS X would not work on JAGUAR, explaining: I'd upgrade to PANTHER except my only Mac is MISSION CRITICAL.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
MONEY (2)My Other Nasty Evil Yearning Jeff Anonymous (in reference to the greedy feelings often associated with money)
Commerce:Money
MORTONMan Often Rooted Trees Onto Nebraska Jeff Anonymous, referring to Julius Sterling Morton of Arbor Day fame, whilst answering a failed search.
Names:Famous people
Science:Biology:Plants
Time:Special Occasions
MUGGLESMagic Users Gloat, 'Goofy Losers, Extremely Stupid' Jeff Anonymous
Art & Literature
NADSNeed Autoerotic Dirtiness Sometimes Jeff Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Body Parts
NEW ACROSNice Extremely Weird Acronyms, Created Rapidly Online, Stupendous! Jeff Anonymous, after he'd capitalised NEW ACROS in a forum post and Angela reminded him to acronymise capitalised words.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
NEWBIENot Even Weaned, Baby Is Extraordinary Jeff Anonymous, noting that an unweaned baby is basically a 'newbie' to life.
Science:Biology
People & Relationships:Family
NICNasty Internal Cuts Jeff Anonymous, explaining why not to eat a Network Interface Card
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Do Not Eat
NZ'Nother Zone Jeff Anonymous, noticing that in New Zealand's timezone it was already Halloween.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Places:Countries
OAOver-Ate Jeff Anonymous (in reference to Overeaters Anonymous)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Food & Drink
O FOR THE JOYS OF PARENTHOODOh Fiddlesticks. Over Run Tonylet... Hit European Jalopey. Overall, Youth Survived, 'Owever, Flattened. Perhaps Another Reason Exclaiming 'Need The Helmet'? Optional? Oah Dunthinkso. Jeff Anonymous (Tonylet suggested by Angela Brett) in response to CYCLISTS SHOULD BE CAREFUL
Transport
OIOver, Izzit? Jeff Anonymous, when Angela capitalised OI. This one is best understood if you look at the 'Illiterations' thread on the Acronyms forums, at http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/list.cgi?id=acronyms&user=&session=&root=984136095
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
OLDBIE (2)Often Lauded Dinosaur, Being Inexplicably Experienced Jeff Anonymous
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
ONCE AND FUTURE KINGOversea, Never, Created Era. Arthur Never Dominated. Fiction, Untrue. Terribly Unreal. Really Evil Konspiracy. Is No Good. Jeff Anonymous
Art & Literature:Myths & Legends:Arthurian Legend
PC ROMANCE (2)Private Chat Room: Old Maids Actually Nastily Claim Exoticism Jeff Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Computers:Internet
PEDANT (2)Person, Educator, Does Algebra 'N' Trigonometry Jeff Anonymous, explaining that a pedant is a male schoolteacher.
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
PEDANTRYPlumbum Est. Don't Alter Nixages/Notation, That's Rather Yucky. Jeff Anonymous, in response to PENCIL (5) If anyone can think of a better N word for an ending, let me know.
Words & Wordplay
PEPCIDPill Eliminates Perilous Common Indigestion Daily Jeff Anonymous (see TACO BELL)
Drugs
PICHUPikachu Infant. Cries Horribly, Unpeacefully. Jeff Anonymous (Pichu, Pokemon #172, is a baby Pikachu.)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
PICKAXPlease Ignore Craggy Kaves. Awkay, Xplore! Jeff Anonymous, on what could be consdered a good tool for spelunkers.
Sports & Recreation
PI TIMES THREE IPerchance If Thou Inexplicably Mutters Expandable Shoutings, Thou Hasto Really Expand 'Em Immediately! Jeff Anonymous ('Immediately' suggested by Tony McCoy O'Grady) rationalizing semi-imaginary rule pi*3i, which states that all things rendered in capitals on the Acronyms fora must be acronymised.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Communication:Acronyms Forums
POKENYMSPokemon Original Kreations. Even Nicer, You Might Say. Jeff Anonymous, because some Pokemon acronyms might be more interesting than actual Pokemon.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Computers:Games
POST A MESSAGEPlease Omit Sexual Transmissions. "Adult" Messages: Eww! Stay Sane And Good, Eh? Jeff Anonymous (with a little help from Angela Brett), pleading for continued decency on the ACRONYMS forum, not that it's ever breached or anything.
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles
POUNDPhasing Out? UK's Not Deciding. Jeff Anonymous
Commerce:Money
PRINTERPitiful Rectum Injured. Never Try Epson Rolls! Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Do Not Eat
PUBERTYPenis, Uterus Be Expanding Rapidly Through Youth Jeff Anonymous
Science:Biology
QAQuirky A**holes Jeff Anonymous, in reference to the many failures that go on in Quality Assurance
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
RA (2)Really Ancient Jeff Anonymous (In reference to the ancient Egyptian sun god)
Religion
RAICHURadically Awesome, Intelligent, Cute, Herculean... UBERCOOL! Jeff Anonymous (Raichu is Pokemon #26)
Computers:Games:Game Characters:Pokemon
RAMRudely Affects Middle Jeff Anonymous, explaining that eating random access memory may cause stomach cramps.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Do Not Eat
RED HAT (2)Reliable, Easy, Defensible Hardware Access Technology Jeff Anonymous, speaking of the Linux distribution.
Computers:Linux
REJECTSRegurgitation Exemplifies Justice Et Cleanliness. True, Simple. Jeff Anonymous
Assorted Verbs
RIMMINGRegurgitation-Inducing Mutual Masturbation Is No Good Jeff Anonymous, replying to a failed search; if you don't know, you don't want to know. Believe me.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
ROFLRaunchy Overlord Fell Lasciviously. Jeff Anonymous, when Tony said 'ROFL' on the forums, and Jeff thought he ought to supply a more original expansion for it than 'Rolling On Floor Laughing'.
Laughter
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
SAREVOKStupid Axemurderer Really Enrages. Voice Of Kevin. Jeff Anonymous (The voice actor for this character from the Baldur's Gate computer game series was apparently called Kevin Richardson.)
Computers:Games:Game Characters
SCHOOL (2)Some, "Cruel Hatred Object." Others Love. Jeff Anonymous
Education
Places:Buildings
SEX (2)Sensual/ Emotional Xploration Jeff Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SEX (4)Sometimes Evildoers Xploit Jeff Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
SICNONSimplified Inquiry-Created Necessity, Once Nameless Jeff Anonymous, when Angela wondered what to call the category at http://apronyms.com/category.php?ID=1985058, explaining: "Yesno" doesn't sound spiffy, so let's try some foreign variants...."JANEIN"? "Sicnon"? "Daniet"?
Communication:Yesses And Noes
SPAMMEDSome Putzhead Apparently Multiply Messaged Eventless Discussion. Jeff Anonymous, after someone posted a URL multiple times on the Apronyms Forums.
Computers:Internet
Communication:Acronyms Forums
SSHSuperb System Handler Jeff Anonymous (SSH usually stands for Secure Shell)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
STAR WARS FOURSome Teen Aged Rascal Wins A Real Space Fight. Obviously Un Realistic. Jeff Anonymous
Entertainment:Movies
TACO BELLTummy Aches Common - Obliterating & Burning Esophagus Lining, Largely. Jeff Anonymous, who suggests PEPCID to solve the stomach acid troubles caused by eating Mexican.
Food & Drink:Food Outlets
TARBELLTold All, Rightly Blaming Evil Legal Loopholes Jeff Anonymous, answering a failed search evidently referring to muckraker Ida Tarbell (not sure if he was into loopholes or not, though)
Names:Famous people
TELNET (2)The Easy Lane - Not Even Tricky Jeff Anonymous (Reflecting on the lack in Telnet of the encryption found in SSH)
Computers:Internet
THEORYTony's Heir Emulates Oldman's Rowdy Yappings Jeff Anonymous and Angela Brett, theorising on TRICKERTREAT's identity.
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
THE WHOLE SHEBANGTerribly Huge Expansion: Worldly Hours Of Liquiditity Expunged Simply. Horrible Expansion Be Alliterative, Nice, Good. Jeff Anonymous, referring to the forum thread at http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/list.cgi?id=acronyms&user=&session=&root=984136095
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
Communication:Acronyms Forums
THREAD LIST (5)Truly Horrific, Right? Egads, A Deserted List Insanitizes, Senilizes, Tires. Jeff Anonymous
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Page Titles
TIMOTHY MCVEIGHTerrible, In My Opinion, Terrorist. Horrible. Y Mcveigh Caboomed, Victims Enquire? I Guess Hatred. Jeff Anonymous and Angela Brett
Names:Famous people
TONYTerribly Ornery Nutter, Yes? Jeff Anonymous
Names:Acronymists
TORTTwist Out Revenue Tidily Jeff Anonymous, since 'tort' comes from the Latin 'torquere' 'to twist'
People & Relationships:Law & Order
TWISSThis Wordy Idiot Slandered, Somesay Jeff Anonymous (There is a tale about an Englishman called Richard Twiss who got a chamber pot named after him for slandering Ireland)
Places:Buildings:The 'Little Room'
UAUrky Acronymist? Jeff Anonymous, noting that whoever decided that the United Association of Journeymen and Apprentices of the Plumbing and Pipe Fitting Industry of the United States and Canada (shouldn't that be the UAJAPPFIUSC?) should be called the UA must not be the greatest master of acronyms.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
UA (3)Unskilled Acronymist. Jeff Anonymous and Angela Brett (see UA)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
UA (4)Unexplicably Axed Jeff Anonymous, since it seems they cut off a bunch of letters. (see UA)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
UAJAPPFIUSCUrky Acronymists, Jeff Amends "Putzheads, Purely & Factually." I Understand Some Criticism. Jeff Anonymous (see UA)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
UPSUgh, Pierced Stomach. Jeff Anonymous (UPS=Uninterruptable Power Supply)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Do Not Eat
UPS (2)Uplift Packages Slowly Jeff Anonymous, displeased because the United Parcel Service man dropped his computer in the front yard... but it works just the same, despite a rather odd clicking sometimes coming from the fan.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
USBUsers Sadly Blush Jeff Anonymous, saying, 'There must be a few Univeral Serial Bus users who are ashamed of it... afraid their friends will torture them for playing with the idea that serial might be dead.'
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Generic Hardware
USENETUsers Sometimes Even Nasally Expel Tea Jeff Anonymous, answering a failed search, and referring to such newsgroup acronyms as "c|n>s" (coffee through nose to screen)
Computers:Internet
VAVocally Aardvarkoid Jeff Anonymous, as a play of VA for Voice Actor.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Entertainment
VAGINAVenereal Area. Girl's. I No 'Ave Jeff Anonymous, in response to PENIS and PHALLUS
Science:Biology:Body Parts
VCDVeins, Capillaries Damaged. Jeff Anonymous
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Do Not Eat
VOGULVierd Old Grand Ulgric Lingo Jeff Anonymous (Vogul is a Finno-Ugric language of the Ugric group, spoken East of the Ural Mountains)
Science:Linguistics
WAWeird Anthropomorphoid Jeff Anonymous (in reference to the noise made by ASH of Pokemon, and the fact he is anything but human)
Assorted Nouns:Noises
WACOM TABLETWoeful Artist Consumed Overly Metallic Tool And Burst Lardful Extreme 'Tomach. Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Do Not Eat
WEBCAMWoefully Explodes Bowels... 'Cause Actually Metal. Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Do Not Eat
WELCOME BACK ANGELA!Was Europe Lovely? Canada Offers Many Experiences. But Angela, Creative Kiwi, Absent Negates Goodtimes Everywhere -- Let's Apronymise! Jeff Anonymous, when Angela returned from a round-the-world trip.
Sports & Recreation:Travel
WTCWar? Terrorism? Crime? Jeff Anonymous (given the lack of a proper term to describe the September 11, 2001, tragedy in New York City, resulting in the destruction of the World Trade Center)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Places:Buildings
Military:War & Terrorism
WTC (6)Will Terrorists Cry? Jeff Anonymous
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Places:Buildings
Military:War & Terrorism
WYOMINGWhen You Obviously Moan In Nerdy Gallop. Jeff Anonymous (Wyoming is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'Moving in hurried desperation from one cubicle to another in a public lavatory trying to find one which has a lock on the door, a seat on the bowl, and no brown streaks on the seat.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
XANXuberant Angel -- Not! Jeff Anonymous, referring to the morose elf in the "Baldur's Gate" computer-game series.
Computers:Games:Game Characters
XFREE (2)X From Redhat Expires Easily Jeff Anonymous
Computers:Linux
XZARXtreme Zhentarim Alongside Road Jeff Anonymous (this character from the Baldur's Gate computer game series claims to belong to a society known as the 'Black Network of Zhentarim'... yet he can be found alongside a road, as I recall)
Computers:Games:Game Characters
ZZVZanesville's Zlichified Viewrange Jeff Anonymous (In reference to the Zanesville, OH, airport code and Zero-Zero Visibility)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Science:Meteorology

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