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ABBAAgnate Biblically Begat Adam Angela Brett
A B CEE DEES OF LIFE!Almighty Beautiful Craft: Earth. Eve: Devil's/Deception Eatingly Entertained. Sinners Offered Forgiveness. Life/Love/Law Intact Forever. Emmanuel! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
ABELAdam's Boy, Eve's Lad Angela Brett
Names:First names:Male
ABEL (2)A Briefly Experienced Life Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
ADAM AND EVE (2)Apple Devoured. Absurd Mistake - Attempting Nugatory Deception. Edict: Vacate Eden! Roger Williams
Names
ADOPTEDAngel Dancing On Pin Turning Either Direction Rico Leffanta, referring to that very Catholic question: "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?" If you are adopted (and are, one presumes, angelic) you must dance according to the direction of your new parents - whatever direction that may be, or fall from the only thing stable in your life...
People & Relationships:Family
A FASTAll Feasts Are Stopped Today Jan Morgan - see FASTING
Food & Drink
AGNOSTICA God's Not Observable, So Truth Isn't Certain Angela Brett
AGNOSTIC (2)As God's Not Obviously Shown, This Individual's Cynical Tony McCoy O'Grady
ALTARA Little Table Attracts Reverence Tony McCoy O'Grady
ANGELA Near-Godly-Existence Lifeforce Tony McCoy O'Grady
ANGEL (2)Always Near God's Everlasting Love Yru Redhead
ANIMISMAny Natural Item May Invoke Spiritual Manifestation Rico Leffanta
ANUBISAncient Netherworld-Underworld Being Is Supreme Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Death
APOCALYPSEAwesome Propounding Of Cataclysm Awaiting Lets You Ponder Supreme Eternity Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Disaster
APOSTLEA Person Once Selected To Lead Eucharist Tony McCoy O'Grady
APPLE (5)Adam -- Please Partake. Love, Eve Roger Williams
ARMAGEDDON (2)Anxiously Reading Magazine About Goddesses, Engineering Doomsday Decorations On Nebulae. Angela Brett, to accompany a short story she's writing. If you really want to read the story, email angela@kagi.com and ask for it.
ARTICLES OF FAITHAims Religiously Taken In Careful Learning, Educated Sole Objectives For Faith Aiming In Truths, Hope Jan Morgan - 13 points of what the LDS people believe
ATHEISMAll That Has Existed Is Strictly Mechanistic Angela Brett
ATHEISTA True Heathen's Existence Is Sans Theology Angela Brett
ATHEIST (3)All Those "Hereafter Exists" Ideas - Silly Twaddle! Tony McCoy O'Grady
ATHEIST (4)Anybody That Has Ever Investigated Scientific Theory? Angela Brett, after a friend said that because some articles in NEW SCIENTIST magazine are about evolution, everyone who has ever written for the magazine must be an atheist.
Science
ATHEIST (5)A Theistic Hypothesis Existed In Simpler Times Angela Brett
ATHEISTICAll The Hard Evidence Implies Scientific Theory Is Correct Angela Brett
ATHEISTIC (2)Apronym Touting Heavenly Entity Is Somewhat Tongue-In-Cheek? Angela Brett
ATHEISTIC (3)All Those Hapless Evangelists Insist Sticking To Initial Conjecture Angela Brett
AZYMOUSApparently Zero Yeast Meliorates Our Unleavened Sacrifice Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology
Food & Drink
BABELBrought About (Biblically) Every Language Angela Brett
BAHBorn Again Heathen Used when some streets evangelist asks me if I am a believer or they try to press a pamphlet in my hand. It usually draws them back & I can make my escape. Dave Buhmann
BETHLEHEMBirth's Exceptional, The Heralds Laud & Extol. He's Evidently Messiah Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Towns & Cities
BIBLEBooks Inside Book, Lasting Evangelism Angela Brett
Art & Literature:Book Titles
BIBLE (2)Believers Instruction Book - Life Encompassing Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Book Titles
BIBLE (3)Basic Instruction By Life's Engenderer George Rix
Art & Literature:Book Titles
BIBLE (4)Basic Instruction Before Leaving Earth Jide Alakija, Read the bible everyday and it just suddenly clicked one day what the bible meant to me.
Art & Literature:Book Titles
BIBLE (5)Because It Brings Light Eternal Jan Morgan
Art & Literature:Book Titles
BIBLE (6)Because It's Believed, Learn Extensively Jan Morgan
Art & Literature:Book Titles
BIBLE (7)Best Ideas Build Loving Eternity Jan Morgan
Art & Literature:Book Titles
BIG GOAL: LEAP!Believe In God. God Obey. Advance Love. Love / Encourage / Affirm People! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
B IS FOR BABird Identifies Soul For Old Religion's Believing Adherents. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see C IS FOR CAATINGA)
BLESSEDBeing Loved Especially Should Secure Eventual Deification Tony McCoy O'Grady
BLESTBenevolent Lord Extends Special Treatment Saint Tony McCoy O'Grady, who hopes that Blest [as searched for on the Acronyms website] is not a Pokemon character, but the older spelling of Blessed.
BOOK OF MORMONBasic Objective Of Keystone, Original Features, Memories Of Residents, Migrates Over Nation Jan Morgan - History Lessons
Art & Literature:Book Titles
BREAD OF LIFEBuy Regularly, Eat And Die Or Follow Love's Inspiration For Eternity Rico Leffanta
CALVARYChrist At Last Validated And Respectfully Yielded Tony McCoy O'Grady
CATHOLICConcerned About The Holiest Of Liturgies In Churches Tony McCoy O'Cardinal
CELESTIAL GLORYChallenging Everyones Life Exam, Standards Testing In Applicable Living Great Love Of Radiant Yearnings Jan Morgan
CELTS (2)Christians Extinguished Local Theology, Sadly. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
CHANTChorus Hollering, And Nobody's There Rico Leffanta
Entertainment:Music
CHARISMACharlatan Has A Roguish Innocence, Seducing Moronic Audience Tony McCoy O'Grady - TV preachers are often described as 'Charismatic'.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
CHERUBSChubby Harpist Ecstatically Rapturous, Usually Boys Seemingly Tony McCoy O'Grady
CHOOSE THE RIGHTChildren Hereby Offers Own Solutions Eternally, To Heaven Eventually, Raising Individual Goodness Highly Triumphant Jan Morgan
CHRISTCertainly His Resurrection Is Supreme Truth Tony McCoy O'Grady
COMMUNIONChristians Offer Messiah Morsels... Ultimately Not Innards Of Nazarene Angela Brett
COMPASSIONATE SERVICEComforts Others, Many People Are Seeing Service In Our Needs And Trials Endured. Sees Every Responsibility, Vital In Caring, Everyone Jan Morgan
CONFESSIONALCatholic Or Not, 'Fess Even Small Sins In Our Now Audioproof Locker Jeff Anonymous
Places:Buildings
CONSECRATIONComplete Obedience Necessary, Sacred Efficacious, Concentrated Righteous Attributes To Initiate One's Nirvana Jan Morgan
CONTROL DESTINYConscious Or Not, The Reality Of Life's Deterministic... Everything's Sums, Trajectories, Integrals, 'Ncluding You! Angela Brett
CONVERTING PAGANSChristians Overthrow Native Views, Existing Religious Teaching's Implicitly No Good, Presumed 'Actual' God's A Necessary Substitute. Angela Brett
CRIMINALS: GET WEALTH, POWER, FAME!Criminals Repent: Invest Mind/Money In Nurturing Altruism/Achievements, Living Sacrificially. Get Eternal Treasure. Wealth Earned Assures Life's/Lasting/Luxe: True Happiness. Power: Omnipotent's Wonderful Encouragement Receive. Fame: Almighty's Measureless Empathy! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. The Organising Principles of Expansion: 1. Each Word of Apronym Expands to one sentence. 2. Each Word of Apronym is the Expansion of its Initial in the APRONYM. These contraints strengthen the APRONYM, because the expansion is more predictable. I like that.
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Advice
CROSSCruciform Reminder Of Suffering Saviour Tony McCoy O'Grady
CULTCommunity Usually Lacking Theology Tony McCoy O'Grady
CURSEDCompletely Uncouth Ruffian Swore, Execrating Deity! TMcCO'G
Communication
DAVIDDid A Valiant 'Impossible' Deed Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
DEITYDoesn't Exist; It's Truly Yourself Angela Brett
DEITY (2)Designer Evolution: Image Toward Yahweh Angela Brett
DEVILDemonic, Evil Villain Is Lucifer Angela Brett
DEVIL (2)Doesn't Enjoy Virtue In Life Angela Brett
DOCTRINE AND COVENANTSDoes Offer Collective Truths, Religious Ideas, Necessary Examination, Always Near Decisions Can Offer Vital Enlightenment, Nourishment As Needed To Searcher Jan Morgan - Latter Day Saints important recorded doctrine
ENDURE TO THE ENDEternal Nature Deems Unusual Righteous Endurance. Today Or Tomorrow's Heavenly Earth Eventually Negotiates Divinity Jan Morgan
ENDURE TO THE END (2)Every Nurtured Dealings Usually Rely Endlessly Towards Our Truth Healing End. Eternity Never Dies Jan Morgan
EPIPHANYExternal Presentation - It Possibly Happened Around New Year Tony McCoy O'Grady - The Christian celebration of "The Epiphany" recalls the visit of 'The Magi' to the new-born Saviour - His first presentaiton to non-Jewish people, it is celebrated on January 6th
Time:Special Occasions
FAITHFeeling As If There's Heaven Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
FAITH (2)Full Assurance. Invisible = Trusted Hope! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Reference: Hebrew 11:1.
FAITH (3)Fantastic Adventures In Trusting HIM CJ
FAITHFULFacts: Almighty = Individuals' Trust! Hebrews 11. Fulfilled Unseen's Love/Law! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
FAITHFUL (2)Faithful Accept Infinite's Truth! Hold Fully Unlimited Love! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
FASTINGFeasts Are Stopped To Interprete Neccessary Glimpses Jan Morgan - a prayerful fast helps you make important decisions and can help in crisis situations like illnesses
Food & Drink
FEMALE (2)From Eden; Makes Adam Largely Excited Ian Rywalt
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
FENG SHUI (2)Fashionable Energy Nurturing. Get Some Help Understanding It. Eric Bridgstock
GARDEN OF EDENGobbling Apple Revealed Dear Eve's Nakedness... One Figleaf Enhanced Decency Enough? No! Angela Brett
Places
GARDEN OF EDEN (2)Gained A Rich Domain, Evil Negotiates Offense, Failed Experimental Decree Exiles Newlyweds Jan Morgan
Places
GEEKS (3)God's Electronic - Every Kilobyte's Sacred Angela Brett
Computers
People & Relationships
GENERAL CONFERENCEGives Extraordinary Navigation, Exceptional Resolve Acknowledged, Listening Covers Our Needs For Eternity, Reports Effect Noteworthy Concerns, Endeavors Jan Morgan -- world wide meeting of LDS church that delivers counsel to its members
Time:Special Occasions
GLORYGod's Love Often Revives You Tony McCoy O'Grady
GODGreat Omniscient Deity Angela Brett
GOD (2)Great Omnipotent Deity Tony McCoy O'Grady
GOD (3)General Overall Deity Tony McCoy O'Grady
GOD (4)Great Omnipresent Deity Angela Brett
GOD (5)Goliath's, Or Davids? Angela Brett... A lot of people seem to fight each other because they believe in different gods - the Old Testament is littered with stories of God helping the Israelites defeat their enemies. I wonder how bible stories would read if told by the other side.
GOD (6)Generous, Or Destructive? Angela Brett - some churches (at least Reverend Lovejoy's one on The Simpsons!) lean towards the idea that if we don't do exactly what God says we'll all burn in hell. Others describe a more benevolent God.
GOD (7)Gender's Often Debated Angela Brett - Most texts refer to God as 'He' although there are jokes about God being female and logically (if logic even applies to gods) God is neither.
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
GOD (8)Guess One's Desires Angela Brett (there are so many arguments and no direct ways of finding out what a god might want us to do.)
GOD (9)Gestalt Of Devotees Angela Brett
GOD (10)Greets Our Dead Angela Brett
GOD (11)Goodness On Demand Angela Brett
GOD (12)Giver, Observer, Destroyer. Angela Brett
GOD (13)Generated Our Domain Angela Brett
GOD IS GOODGenerator Of Divine Inspiration Should Get Our Ongoing Devotion Angela Brett
GOD LOVES YOU VERY MUCHGreat One Doesn't Look On Viciously, Expecting Something You're Obviously Unable. Vices Embraced... Remember Your Most Unsaintly Characteristic -- Humanity! Angela Brett (If God loves me very much, He wouldn't send me to HELL whatever petty evil I were involved in... and certainly not for simply being imperfect.)
GODS (3)Glut Of Different Sorts Angela Brett
GODS (4)Glut Of Denominational Schisms Angela Brett
GOSPELGiving Orders So People Expect Love Rico Leffanta
GOSPEL (2)God's Own Scriptural Prospective, Eternally Learning Jan Morgan
GO TO HELLGoing On Tour Of Hades, Enduring Lucifer's Location Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Phrases
GRACEGod Regularly Advances Considerable Encouragement Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Female
GUARDIAN ANGELGod's Unique Agents, Religiously Drawing Individuals Along, Nearer And Nearer Gaining Eternal Life Tony McCoy O'Afterlife
GYPSYGreases Your Psychic Secret Yearnings Rico Leffanta
HALOHer Angelic Love Observed Rico Leffanta
HATINGHumans Attack Those Idolising Neighbouring Gods Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
Military:War & Terrorism
HEAVENHighly Ecclesiastical Angelic Vista - Eternal Nirvana Angela Brett (the Angelic one ;^)
Places
HEAVEN (2)Hyperdevelopment: Emmanuel Almighty - Virgin Energises Newborn! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Places
HEAVENLY FANTASYHaving Experienced A Vision Eternal, Never Let Yourself Forget And Not Try Again Seeing Yahweh Tony McCoy O'Gradyoga
HELLHot Environment, Lucifer's Location Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
HIMHoly Immortal Mightiness Tony, in response to the capitalised 'HIM' in FAITH (3)
HOLY GRAILHallowed Object Long Years Gone - Remotely Accessible In Legend Tony McCoy O'Grady
I AM HEInfinity's Announcement Mean's He's Eternal Tony McCoy O'Grady
I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRISTI Can Achieve Nothing Desiring Only A Lazy Life... Through Him I'm Near God, Shown The Harder Road Of Understanding God's Help Can Have Responsibilities... I Seize Them! Angela Brett

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