Acronyms' Punny Retrievers! Organized Novelties! Your Memory Smiles!
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| 100% | ADDICT (3) | Another Dopehead Does It Cold Turkey |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | ADDICTION | Alcohol & Drugs Dangerously Injure Cerebellum. Throw It Out, Now! |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | ALCOHOL | A Little Consumption Often Helps Open Legs |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | ALCOHOLIC | Absolutely Legless, Cannot - Obviously - Handle One's Liquor In Comfort. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady... describing KEYBOARD. |
| 100% | ALCOHOLIC (2) | Apple Lovers Can Only Have One Liquor... It's Cider! |
Angela Brett Computers:Macintosh & Newton |
| 100% | BONGS | Bigwigs Ordered No Gear Sales |
Angela Brett, after a law was passed prohibiting the sale of cannabis-smoking apparatus. |
| 100% | BOTOX | Brought On To Ongoing Xaminations |
Dennis Carr People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products |
| 100% | BOTTLE | Blacked Out, Turned Turtle, Lying Expressionless |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | CALUMET | Can Anyone Lend Us More Egalitarian Tobacco? |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | CIGAR | Can I Generate A Reaction? |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, regarding the Clinton/Lewinsky sex scandal People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| 100% | CURE | Chemicals Used? Remedy's Expected |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | DEALERSHIP | Druggies Earn A Living Encouraging Regularly Smoking Hashish In Pipes |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Commerce |
| 100% | DOPE | Dulls One's Personal Experience |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | DOPE (2) | Doesn't Offer People Everything |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | DOPE (3) | Does Offer Pseudo-Enlightenment |
Angela Brett and Steve Keate |
| 100% | DOPE (4) | Diacetylmorphine, Opium, Pot... Everything! |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | DRUG | Dummy Route Under Ground |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | DRUG ADDICT | Dangerous Reactions, Undergoing Gruesome Agonising Delirium - Doing It 'Cold Turkey' |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to NO STRINGS ATTACHED (Strung Out) |
| 100% | DRUG LORD | Demented Rotten Urban Gangster - Low On Reasoned Debate |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, creating yet another supervillain. MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains |
| 83% | DRUGS | Down Right Ugly Gay Sex-machine |
sasha&kendra inspired by jordan&zach |
| 100% | DRUNK | Disgustingly, Rottenly Unconscious - Non Kinetic |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 94% | DRUNKEN FUMBLINGS | Dire Results Usually Not Knowingly Expected. Non-sober Fornication Usually Means Boy Leaves Impregnated Naive Girl Saddened |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after watching an 'expose' TV programme on teenage sex in England. People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| 100% | ENABLER | Ever Noticed Addiction, But Let Everything Remain? |
Tony McCoy O'Grady People & Relationships |
| 90% | EPSOM SALT | Ever Painfully Shat? Open Mouth, Stick-in A Laxative Tablet. |
Jeff Anonymous Science:Chemistry |
| 100% | EPSOM SALT (2) | Extremities Painful? Soaking Of Members Slowly Allays Lingering Tension |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Chemistry |
| 100% | EPSOM SALT (3) | Everyone Please Stay Off My Salted, Aching, Little Toe |
Charlie Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments |
| 100% | GET DRUNK | Gulp Ethanol To Dull Responses, Uncountable Neurons Killed. |
Angela Brett |
| 83% | HABIT | Have A Big Interest in Tobacco? |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | HIC! | Hangover Is Coming |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | HIGH (2) | Here Is Good Hashish! |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | HOW MANY | Have Office Wench Make Amends Next Year |
Rico Leffanta, after someone telling him they had "too many" and made a fool out of themselves at the office Christmas party (in Britain, since office parties in America are tabu), but decided there was nothing they could do except make amends next year. Time:Special Occasions |
| 100% | IMMAC | Incredible Moustache Moving Applicator & Creme |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, inspired while watching a TV advert for Immac hair remover. People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products |
| 100% | INHIBITION | I Never Have Imbibed Beverages Intended To Inebriate Ostentatious Nymphomaniacs |
Rico Leffanta People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| 100% | JUNKIE | Just Using Narcotics Keeps Individual Enslaved |
Jan Morgan |
| 100% | LAXATIVE | Lately A Xerantic Ass Tamed, I'll Vouchsafe Epsom! |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 91% | LETHAL DOSE | Louts Enjoying The Hallucinogenic Attraction of LSD Die Of Scandalous Excess. |
Angela Brett |
| 91% | MEDICATION | Mood-Enhancing Drugs In Case Additional Tension Induces Operation of Noose. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | MEDICINE | Might Eradicate Disease, If Contagion Is Nullified Everywhere. |
Angela Brett |
| 94% | METHYLENEDIOXYMETHAMPHETAMINE | Mind Expands Thus Helping Your Learning Energy, None-the-less Ecstasy Does Include Other Xtra Yields. Many Experience The Helpless Anxiety Morphing Powers Hash Escalates The Activity Many Internal Neurologists Explain |
Tim Ryan |
| 100% | NYSTATIN | New York Streptomyces Treats A Thrush Infection Now. |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | ORLISTAT | Obesity Reduction Lies In Swallowing Tablets And Training. |
Angela Brett (Orlistat being a weight-loss drug.) |
| 100% | PEPCID | Pill Eliminates Perilous Common Indigestion Daily |
Jeff Anonymous (see TACO BELL) |
| 80% | PILL | Popularly It Licensed Love-making |
Tony McCoy O'Grady ('the pill' is widely credited with launching the "Swinging Sixties" and "free love") People & Relationships:Love & Lust |
| 100% | POISON | Potion Once Ingested Surely Occasions Necrosis |
Roger Williams Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments |
| 100% | PURE METHAMPHETAMINE | Popularly Used Rage Excuse, Maybe Everyone That Has Any May Plead Helplessness Even Though A Murder Is Never Excusable. |
Angela Brett, after 'P' was blamed for a murder (it seems to be blamed for everything these days.) |
| 100% | QUAFF | Quickly Upraise Alcohol, Finish Fast! |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| 100% | RECOVERY | Rejecting Every Craving, One's Very Existence Reforms Yearly |
My name is Tony and I'm an .... Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness |
| 100% | REHAB | Reformative Ethos Has Amended Behaviour |
Tony McCoy O'GrAAdy |
| 100% | ROHYPNOL | Rapists Often Have Your Phone Number - Over Later! |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett. (Rohypnol is a tranquiliser which has been linked with date rapes.) |
| 100% | ROHYPNOL (2) | Randy Old Hack Yields Pharmaceuticals Numbing Obstinate Ladies |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett |
| 100% | SOBER | Spirits Or Beer Essentially Rejected |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | STONED | Smoke/Sniff/Shoot This, Or Never Experience Delirium |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | STONED (2) | Supposedly Typical Of Non-Educated Dopes |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | SWILL | Someone's Whispered Intimate Love Lies |
Rico Leffanta |
| 100% | VIAGRA | Vaginal Interface Aid, Genitalia Rapidly Ascends. |
Steve Keate and Angela Brett |
| 100% | VIAGRA (2) | Virility Is A Gift Readily Available |
Angela Brett |
| 100% | VIAGRA (3) | Vitality Imbued Again... Get Ready, Agnes! |
Steve Keate |
| 100% | VIAGRA (4) | Vital In Arousing Geriatric's Responses Again |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |