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Loose apronyms:
Perfect Apronyms OnlyAll Apronyms
100% ACATAMATHESIAAfflicted Can't Apprehend That Anything Means Anything, Though Has Every Sense - It's Absurd! Angela Brett
100% ACHEAnybody Can Hurt Everywhere Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% ACNEAdolescents Can Not Escape Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
88% ANTHRAXA New Terror Has Reached America... [a] Xenobiotic. Angela Brett
Military:War & Terrorism
100% ANTHRAX (2)And Now The Human Race ... Aaaaaarrrrggghh... Xpires Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% ANTHRAX (3)And Not Two Heads Rolled - All Xaggeration! Angela Brett, when only one person had died of anthrax in the USA but the whole world was paranoid about it.
Military:War & Terrorism
89% APOPLEXYAngry Passionate Outburst & Purple Look - Eyes Xcitedly Yo-yoing Tony McCoy O'Grady
89% APOPLEXY (2)Arterial Palpitations Often Precipitate Letting Experts X-ray You Melanie Merswolke
92% APPENDICITISA Popular Pain, Expensive Nowadays, Doctors Insist Cutting It, Though It's Stomach-ache M.S.Prabhakar
100% AZOTURIAAnimal's Zone Of Trouble, Urine Really Is Abnormal Dustan Dowsing
100% BARFBlasting Away Regurgitated Food Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% BARF (2)Begetting A Rainbow Fountain Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% BEEFBSE Endangered English Farms Angela Brett
Food & Drink
100% BELLYACHEBy Eating Loads & Loads, You Ache Catastrophically, Heavy Emissions Tony McCoy O'Grady
90% BIG BUTTERButter Increases Glutton's Buttock, Unless They Take up Exercising Regularly Angela Brett
Food & Drink
100% BLINDBlighted Lifetime In Neverending Darkness Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% BLOCKAGE (2)Bottom's Lack Of Clearance Keeps All Garbage Enclosed? Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% BOTH BRAINCELLS KILLEDBump On The Head Brings Really Awful Injuries, Now Can't Even Lift Legs. Some Knowledge Is Lost - Longterm Effect's Death. Angela Brett
100% BREAST CANCERBad Results, Endanger Adventures, Seizes Tomorrows. Cells Attacked, Never Ceasing, Enters Radiation. Jan Morgan - Lost a friend to it
90% BURNED OUTBroken, Used, Really Not Equal (to) Doing One's Usual Tasks Patricia Rix
100% BURN OUTBecome Useless; Requires No Official, Unusual Training Patricia Rix
100% CANCER (2)Cell Apoptosis? Never! Choke Every Rival. Angela Brett
100% CANCER (3)Cells Attacked, Never Ceasing, Enters Radiation Jan Morgan
100% CANCER (5)Cancer Avoidance Needs Clever/Comprehensive Educational Resources Tony
100% CAN'T SEECannot Actually Notice Things, Sadly 'Empty' Eyes Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% CAVITYCauses A Variation In Troubles, Yuck Jan Morgan
100% CELL SITEChildren Exhibit Lack-Lustre Scores In Their Exams Steve Keate, thinking about the effect of cell sites being near schools.
93% CEREBRAL PALSYCan't Exactly Run Energetically, Breathless Reaction Always Lingers - Perhaps Allowing Lowlife to Survive Yet Tony McCoy O'Grady, trying to find the faults of MacGirl
100% CHUNDERCould Have Used Normal Digestive Enzymes, Really. Steve Keate
100% CLINICAL INFORMATIONComplete List (Including Nurses' Input) Chronicling A Lifetime's Illnesses, Notated For One's Resourceful Medical Ailment Team, Is Obviously Necessary Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% CONSTIPATEDCan One Not Shift This Impacted Pile And Take Energising Dump? Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% CORNChiropodist's Obviously Really Needed Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% CORN (3)Callous Often Requires Nursing Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% CRIPPLE Corporeally Restricted Individual's Parts' Performance Lack Evenness TMcCO'G
100% CYSTCavity - Yet Sore & Tender Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% DIABETESDisease Is Awful. Body Excretes (Tragically) Excess Sugar Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% DIARRHOEADashing In And Running Repeatedly, Hogging Outhouse, Evacuating Again. Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% DISABILITYDoesn't Imply Stupidity... Affected Brain Isn't Limited In Thought, Y'know. Angela Brett
100% DISEASEDamn I'm Sick! Excruciating Aches & Soreness Everywhere Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% DISEASE (2)Direly Incapacitated Situation - Each Ache Seems Endless! Patricia Rix
100% DYSLEXIADo You See Letters Extremely Xenotime In Appearance Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% DYSLEXIA (2)Don't You Switch Language Even Xeroxed Interchanging Abilities Jan Morgan -- Transposes things in Reading, Spelling and Numbers like a mirror numbers and letters are switched or interchanged
100% DYSPEPSIADid Your Special Potluck Explode Perchance Soaking In Acid? Rico Leffanta
100% DYSPHASIADisturbs Your Speech Patterns - Has A Significant Impact, Apparently. Angela Brett
100% DYSTOCIADelivering Your Sprog Takes Obstetric Care In Abundance Angela Brett
100% EARACHEExpensive Affair Requiring A Consultation - How Exasperating! Angela Brett, when she had to go to a doctor to get a prescription for her recurring ear infection.
93% EAR INFECTIONSEach Application Requires Inactivity... Not Fun, Except C Text Instructs (me) On Necessary Syntax. Angela Brett, on realising that the 20 minutes of lying on her side necessary for applying ear drops for her ear infection could be utilised by reading about how to program in C.
100% EPSOM SALT (3)Everyone Please Stay Off My Salted, Aching, Little Toe Charlie
100% FAINTFeel(s) As If Not There Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
100% FROG IN THROATFalse Ribbits One Gets If Needing The Health Resources Otorhinolaryngologists Assent To Angela Brett
100% FUZZYFelt Unduly Zig-Zaggy Yesterday Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% FUZZY (2)Food Undergoing Zippy Zymurgy Yesterday Rico Leffanta
90% GAS ATTACKGot Aerated Stomach? Alka-seltzer Tablets Taken Are Chemical Key. Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% GIMPGait Isn't Mighty Pretty Tony McCoy O'Hyphen
100% GLASS (3)Get Lacerated As Some Shatters Angela Brett
100% HANGOVERHow Agonizing! Not Good! Oh, Vengeful Elixir Residue! Roger Williams
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
91% HEALTHCAREHabitually Eating A Large T-bone Has Caused Arteriosclerosis, Requiring Electrocardiograms Patricia Rix
100% HEARTBURNHaving Eaten Amazingly Rapidly, Then Begrudgingly Undergo Restless Night Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% HELP ME GO PEEHave Especially Large Prostate? Maybe Envisioning Gently Oscillating Pond'll Ease Embarrassment. Angela Brett, after somebody searched for that phrase on the website. Other unsuccessful searches are now listed at
100% HERNIAHurts Excruciatingly! Really Needs Immediate Attention Angela Brett
100% HERNIA (2)Hurtful Erruptions Requiring Nursing, In Abdomen Bern Dell
100% HOSPITALHouse Of Sick Patients Itching Their Amputated Limbs Angela Brett
100% HURTHave Undiagnised Repugnant Troubles Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% HURTS TO BE A CARRIERHowever Unafflicted, Relaying This Sickness To Others Becomes Equally A Curse... Always Remembering Risk, I'm Etiologic Recluse. Angela Brett, when somebody searched for that phrase on the Acronyms website.
100% ILLInvalid Lies Lethargically Angela Brett
100% ILL (2)Is Laid Low Roger Williams
100% IMPOSSIBLE (2)Insomniac Mrs. Pleads, "Oh, Stop Snoring!" Instead Bringing Louder Explosions. Angela Brett (some people won't stop snoring no matter what you do!)
Assorted Adjectives
100% IMPOTENTI Mightn't Perform On Time Every Night, Temptress! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% INDIGESTIONIgnore Nutty Diets. If Good Eating Suggestions Taken, It's Obviated Normally Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
100% INSOMNIAI Need Sleep! Obviously My Nocturnal Inability's Annoying. Angela Brett
100% INSOMNIA (2)I Never Slept One Minute - Now I'm Awake! Melanie Merswolke and Patricia Rix
100% ITCHIrritation That Craves Hurt Angela Brett, since we get rid of an itching sensation by scratching and making it hurt instead.
100% ITCH (2)Incredibly Troubling Cutaneous Hypersensitivity Word Nerd
100% LARYNGITISLacking A Roundy Yoke Necessitates Gaps In Transmission - I'm Silenced. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after a teasing gap in a message.
100% LIMPLost Insert Member Prostrate Rico Leffanta
100% LIMP (2)Leg In Much Pain. Roger Williams
0% LISP*Locution Ith Thingularly Problematic Tony McCoy O'Grady, after seeing AT & T (with apologies to anyone with a lisp - I myself still have the remnants of a childhood stammer)
100% MAMMOGRAMManipulate And Mash Melons - Oncologists Gather 'Round And Murmur. Angela Brett
100% MIGRAINEMy Insides Grumble Repeatedly And It Never Ends! Rico Leffanta
100% NAUSEANot Another Uneasy Seatrip, Evacuate Abdomen Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% NAUSEA (2)Nursing An Unhappy Stomach... Eaten Aasleagh. Angela Brett (see AASLEAGH)
100% OBESEOversized Bodies Exercising Seldom Enough Edwin Hermann
100% OOSOut Of Service Angela Brett (OOS usually stands for Occupational Overuse Syndrome)
100% OSMIDROSISOne Shower Monthly Isn't Decent... Remember, Our Sweat Is Smelly! Angela Brett
100% PACKRATITISPerson Accumulating Crap; Keeps Really Ancient Things Indefinitely, Taking Infinite Storage. Gavin Lambert, explaining why he has so many old computers.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
100% PAINPrescribe Anaesthetic, It'll Numb. Angela Brett
80% PAIN (2)Pulsations At Irritated Nerve-ending Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% PAIN (3)Palpitations Ache In Neglect Jan Morgan
100% PAP SMEARPrecaution Against Papilloma - Some Must Endure A Retest. Angela Brett, after reading
100% PENGUINPending Extinction - Not Going Up In Numbers Angela Brett, thinking of the Yellow-Eyed Penguin, although I don't know whether the numbers are going up or not.
100% PIMPLEPlease Ignore My Pained & Lumpy Epidermis Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
100% PLAGUEPeople Lying About Grotesquely... Uncountable Expiries. Angela Brett
100% PLANTARS WARTPainful Lesion Attacks Nascent Terrible Arch Region, Sponsors Worry As Reason, Tension Jan Morgan
60% PMSPutting up with Mens Shit wishes, referring to Pre-Menstrual Syndrome
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
100% PMS (2)Pardon My Snippiness Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to PMS
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
100% PMS (3)Pleasantness's Mighty Scarce Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to PMS
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
75% PMS (4)Pregnancy May Stop it Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to PMS
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
100% PMS (5)Pugnaciousness's My Speciality Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to PMS
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
100% POISONPotion Once Ingested Surely Occasions Necrosis Roger Williams
100% PUKEPartially Undigested Kilojoules Ejected Angela Brett
86% PYURIAPus (in) Your Urine Readily Indicates Affliction Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% QUEASYQuite Uneasy Emotion Assails Stomach, Yes? Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% RASHReaction Allergics Sometimes Have Angela Brett
100% RETARDReally Exhausting To Attempt Reading Dictionary. Angela Brett
100% ROAD TRIP (2)Result Of A Desire To Retch In Public? Angela Brett, thinking about carsickness
100% SARSSuddenly Airway's Restricted Somewhat Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
80% SARS (2)Scheduled Airlines Ramp-up Security Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
100% SARS (3)Stop Agent's Rapid Spread! Angela Brett, referring to Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
100% SARS (4)Scientists Are Rapidly Strategising Angela Brett, referring to Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
80% SARS (5)'Side-effects' Are Rather Severe Tony McCoy O'Grady, explaining that Patti Rix has had a tough time recently due to precautions about SARS in her part of the world.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
100% SICKStomach Is Curdled & Kaput Tony McCoy O'Grady
89% SICK BABYSo Ill... Can't Kiss it Better. Another Belching Yawn. Angela Brett
100% SMELLYSomething Malodorous Exudes.... Lice'll Love You Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SNEEZESnotty Nose Effortlessly Energising, Zinging Everywhere. Mary Carr
100% SNIFFLESStuffy Nose Initiates Feeling Fatigued, Leaking Excess Snot. Angela Brett
100% SOLICITINGSeeking Out Lustful Intercourse Can Induce Terrible Infections Near Genitals Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% SORESome Organ's Reddened & Excited Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SPASMSSharp Pain As Some Muscle Seizes Tony
100% SPASTICSlightly Palsied Athlete Specially To Intrigue Competitors Carl Brett
100% SPASTIC (2)Slightly Palsied Athlete Specifically To Irritate Carl Carl Brett, probably referring to Angela
100% SPASTIC (3)Such People Are Surely Talented... It's Cerebral! Angela Brett, on Cerebral Palsy.
0% STAMMER*Some Strange Sickness Sometimes Sets Traps And Makes Me Enunciate Repetitively Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SUNBURNShoving Unprotected Nude Bodyparts Under Rays. Nasty! Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SWEET PEESugary Wees Equals Endocrine Trouble... Pancreas's Effectiveness Ebbing Angela Brett, when Tony apologised for mistyping an 'a' instead of an 'e' in his SWEET PEA expansion.
100% THROW UPTummy, Having Rejected Offering, Will UpChuck Promptly Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% THROMBOSISThe Heart Rarely Outlives Massive Bloody Objects Stuck In Stream Bern Dell
100% THEATREThe Hospital's Experts Amputate Threatened / Ruined Extremeties Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% VENEREAL DISEASEVictim Enjoyed Numerous Erotic Relationships Evidently - And Long-Dreaded Itch Sometimes Ensues After Sexual Encounters Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% VIRIIViolently Invasive - Readily Initiating Illnesses Tony McCoy O'Grady
83% VIRUS (2)Virulent Infection Results in Unpleasant Symptoms. Angela Brett
83% VOMITViolent Outpouring of Meal Into Toilet Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing
100% VOMIT (2)Viscous Odorous Mess - Ill Tummy Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% WARTSWhere A Rubbed Toad Shows Tony McCoy O'Grady (Old wives tales talk of catching warts from touching toads)
100% WART VIRUSWorry Assures Rough Tags, Vicious Indignant Rough Ugly Surface Jan Morgan
100% WASPWill Anaphylactic Shock Prevail? Angela Brett, thinking again of people who are allergic to wasp stings.
100% WASPS (2)When Allergies Strike, People Suffer Angela Brett
100% WASPS (3)Without Adrenaline, Some People Succumb Angela Brett, thinking of people allergic to wasp stings.
100% WRYNECKWith Robin You Never Ever Come Kissing Rico Leffanta
100% YOU ARE SO HOT (2)You Oughta Use Antibiotics... Reducing Every Symptom Obviously Helps One's Temperature. Angela Brett
100% TUBERCULOSISThe Uneasy Breathing Erodes Resilience, Causing Unhurried Loss Of Strength In Sufferer. Angela Brett, when it was thought that Steve might have tuberculosis.