A Punster Reworks Old Names - You May Smile
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| ME (2) | My Ego |
Angela Brett |
| MEET ME | Make Every Effort To Make Encounter |
Angela Brett |
| MENSANS | Maybe Edwin's Not Slow, Angela's Nauseatingly So. |
Angela Brett -- in about 1998 I filled in an application form to join MENSA, so that Edwin (a MENSA member) would have a chance of winning something. In 2001 I found the form and mailed it. It's now November 2003 and every so often I get an email announcing the next inconvenient entrance test date. Sorry Edwin, I don't think you'll win that competition. |
| MERIT BADGE | Must Educate Rising Individual, Tries Best Ability, Does Get Eventually |
Jan Morgan Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories |
| MIDGET | Many, If Diminutive, Get Exceptional Treatment |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| MIDGET (2) | Miniature Individuals Don't Get Especially Tall |
Patricia Rix |
| MISS YA | Mostly I'm Sad Since You're Away |
Edwin Hermann |
| MONSTERS (2) | Mothers On Night Shifts Teenagers Expecting Reasonable Sex |
Rico Leffanta |
| MORALS | Mindless Orations Ridiculing Alternative Lifestyle Selections |
Rico Leffanta |
| MOTIVATING PEOPLE | Making Others Take Initiative. Vitally Activating Them Into New 'Get-Profits' Enterprises, Often Pathetically Lacking Empathy |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| MOTIVATION | Misinform Officeworkers They're Individually Valued And They Increase Output, Normally |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| MY LIFE | Many Years Lost In Futile Endeavours |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| MZEE | My Zombie's Extremely Elderly |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| NERD | Never Experiences Romantic Dates |
Angela Brett |
| NERD (2) | Not Exactly Romantic Dude |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| NO OFFENCE | Not Offering Objectional Feelings For Expressions. No Calumny Expressed |
TMcCO'G |
| NUDIST | Nakedness Usually Doesn't Involve Sexual Thoughts. |
Angela Brett |
| NUTHOUSE | Never Underestimate The Happy, Organised, Urban Spouse's Evening! |
Rico Leffanta |
| OBLIVIOUS | Obviously Believes Love Is Visible Instead Of Understanding Spirituality |
Rico Leffanta |
| PADDY | Particularly Angry , Don't Destroy Yourself |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| PALS | Personable And Likeable Soulmates |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| PATRIOT | Person Acclaiming Territorial 'Romance' Is Often Terrorist |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Military:War & Terrorism |
| PAUPER | Poor And Unfortunate Person - Evidently Ravenous |
Angela Brett |
| PEACE | Perhaps Enmity's At Complete End |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Military |
| PERSONALITY | Property Expressing Real Self Often Not Altogether Liked - Is That You! |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| PHILANTHROPY | Plainly Humanity Is Loved - And Normally This Has Romantic Overtones & Pecuniary Yield |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| PHILANTHROPY (2) | Past Hippy In Los Angeles Now Throws His Riches On Poor Yuppys |
C. Frost, E.C.V. #49 |
| PHILATELIST | Person Hoarding Interesting Letter Adornments To Examine & Lookup In Stamp Tomes |
Angela Brett Communication |
| PLACARD | Pagan Libidos Are Cocked And Readily Discharged |
Rico Leffanta, who explains that placards are public labels; just as black men are placarded as having oversized organs, pagans are placarded as having overactive libidos. |
| PLACARDS | Public Labels Announce Community's Assumptions, Rapidly Diffusing Stereotypes. |
Angela Brett |
| POLITICALLY CORRECT | Possible Offense Lies In This, I'll Carefully Avoid Language Lest You Complain, Or Race Relations Executives Concern Themselves |
Angela Brett Politics |
| POOR MAN | People Ordinary Opulent Retaining Mana And Nous |
Mary Carr Commerce |
| POSITION (2) | People Often Suppose It To Indicate One's Nobility |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| POSITIVES | Perfect! Opportune! Sentient! Innovative! Triumph! Invincible! Victory! Excel! Self! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. |
| POTENTIAL | People Ought To Eschew Natural Talents, Is Advice Lately. |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to TALENT |
| PRINCIPAL | Person Responsible Is Normally Chief Instigating Player, And Leader |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| PRINCIPAL (2) | Person, Reputedly In Nominal Charge, Is Prolix And Loquacious |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| PROMISE | Proclamation's Read Only Memory... It Shall Endure. |
Angela Brett |
| PROTEST | People Register Opposition To Enemy's Sinister Threat |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Politics |
| PROTOCOLS | Procedures Rigidly Observed To Obviate Crassness Or Looking Stupid |
His Excellency, TheAmbassador@TheCourtOfSaintJames |
| PUNK | Person Uncovering Nobby Knees |
Rico Leffanta |
| QUANTUM MANAGEMENT DATABASE | Quickness Unquestionably Always Necessary... This Underaged Mischief-Maker Almost Needs A Gazillion Eyes (Mother's) Ever Noticing Those Dubious Activities That All Begin As Simple Exploration. |
Angela Brett, expanding an unsuccessful search, thinking of a database on how to manage her nephew QUANTUM. |
| QUARREL | Querulous, Unwanted Argument Rowdily Raiding English Language |
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela mentioned that we hadn't yet come up with any acronyms beginning with 'Q.' |
| QUARREL (2) | Quashes Usual Amicable Relationship, Retorts Ever Louder |
Angela Brett |
| QUORUM | Qualified Unit Of Roughly United Minds |
Sean Lamb |
| RANK | Regal Attitude Needs Kingdom |
Rico Leffanta |
| RAPPORT | Reach A Particularly Pleasant Ongoing Relationship Together |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| RASCAL | Rake After Seasoning Consummates Autumn Leaves |
Rico Leffanta |
| READ AND SUCCEED | Readers Evidently Apply Details Article Notates Duly Surfing Up Career Chart? Essentially Empty Dross! |
TMcCO'G - Self-help manuals for success always seem to be tailored for someone else. Otherwise all those who read them would be whoppingly successful, instead of lurking in bookstores looking for more 'How to Succeed...' books Art & Literature |
| REALIZING DREAMS | Restoring Esoteric Aesthetic Language Into Zine Is Now Getting Difficult Regardless Exact Allegorical Meanings Sought |
Apronymous Anonymous |
| RECOGNITION | Realising Each Cherished One Gives Nasal Inflection That Identifies Owners Name |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| RELATIONSHIPS | Rather Enjoyable Linkages Are Those I Open Nowadays Seeking Happiness In Platonic Situations |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| RICH PEOPLE | Rolling In Cash, Having Potential Excess Over Probable Lifetime's Expenditure |
Tony McPauper O'Grady Commerce:Money |
| RIOT | Raucous Is Obviously Taboo |
Jan Morgan |
| SAFE | Single Accountable Functional Empathetic |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. |
| SAPIENT | Seeking Another Person Invariably Eases Natural Termination |
Rico Leffanta |
| SCAPEGOAT (2) | Someone Can't Accept Personal Error, Gutlessly Outsources Aftermath-Tackling |
Angela Brett |
| SILLY | Somehow I Love Loving You |
Rico Leffanta |
| SIN | So, It's Naughty! |
Roger Williams |
| SIN (2) | Satan Is Near. |
Roger Williams Religion |
| SIN (3) | Sacrifice It's Not! |
Roger Williams Religion |
| SIN (4) | Shamefully, It's News! |
Roger Williams |
| SLACKER | Someone Lolling About Claiming Knicker Elastic Ruptured |
Rico Leffanta |
| SMART ALEC | See Me After Rehearsals Tonight And Let's Exchange Costumes |
Rico Leffanta |
| SNIT | Sans Niceness, Inexplicable Tantrum |
Angela Brett, when her sister asked if their mother was still 'in a snit' with her. Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words |
| SNIT (2) | Selfish Noxious Irritating Trait |
Jan Morgan |
| SOCIAL STUDIES | Students Of Community Interactions Across Lateral Strata. Theories Usually Descend Into Endless Squabbles |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Education |
| SOLE | Someone Owns Lone Effort |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| SOLE CONTRIBUTOR | Someone On Lonesome Expands Content Of New Topic, Rebuffing Incisive & Brilliant Utterances That Others Remit |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| SOLO | Single Only, Lonely One |
Jan Morgan |
| SORRY | Such Offensive Rudeness Riles You. |
Angela Brett |
| SPANKING | Somatically Punishing A Naughty Kid Isn't Necessarily Good |
Angela Brett |
| SPANKING (2) | Some Pains Are Not 'Kindness' - Ignore Naive Gossip |
Tony McCoy O'Grady (I've never believed that "you've got to be cruel to be kind".) |
| SPUNK | Spouse Pursuing Usable New Kitchen |
Rico Leffanta |
| SURVIVAL | Still Unbeaten, Resisting Valiantly Irritating Vicissitudes Along Lifepath |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Science:Biology |
| SWAIN | Someone Women Avow Is Nobody |
Rico Leffanta |
| TRAJECTORY | The Rounded Arc Javelins Exhibit / Career Track Of Redundant Yuppie |
Tony McCoy O'Grady Sports & Recreation Science:Physics |
| TOWNIE | This One Will Never Investigate Environment |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| TORN | Two Offer; Ruin Night |
Angela Brett (being torn between two offers can ruin an indecisive person's night) |
| TOO GOOD FOR EDWIN | That's Outrageous! Obviously Goodness Of Others Doesn't Force One's Rejection. Everyone Deserves Win, Inferiority's Nonexistant. |
Angela Brett, when Edwin said on the forum that we're too good for him. |
| TOAST (2) | Took Off And Stranded Termagant |
Patricia Rix (toast is what you would be if you did that) |
| TINGLE | Tension Is Now Growing - Likewise Excitement |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| TIFF (3) | Tiny Infuriating Feisty Fight |
Jan Morgan |
| TIFF (2) | Taciturness Increases Following Friction |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| TIFF | This Interrupts Firm Friendship |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| THEULTIMATENONVIOLENTMAN | Tested Humanly: Evidence Undeniable! Life -Trouncing Insidiously Murdering: Against! Test Evidence: New Opportunities: Nullify Violence. Is Obvious! Life Exists New! Trusting Man Almighty Now! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. |
| THANK YOU VERY MUCH | This Here Acknowledgement Notes Kindness You Offered Unbidden. Valiantly-Earned Remarks You Might Uneasily Call 'Hokum' |
Tony McCoy O'Grady (Many people indicate that gratitude is unnecessary, or overstated) |
| THANKS | They Have Announced Nice Kind Sentiments. |
Angela Brett |
| TEAMWORK (2) | Trust Effective/Energetic Altruistic Management! Work: Organized Relevant Keen! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. |
| TEAMWORK | The Ends Are Met When Organisation Really 'Knits' |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| TEAM (3) | Totally Enthused And Motivated |
Phil Stollery |
| TEAM (2) | They Expect A Match |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| TEAM | They Embody A Morale |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| UNIFORM (4) | Unquestioning Nonvariance *Is* Fashion... Others Reflect Me! |
Angela Brett, in response to UNIFORM (3) Assorted Adjectives |
| UNIFORM (5) | Unquestioning Nature... I'll Form Opinions Resembling Master's |
Angela Brett Assorted Adjectives |
| UNIFORMITY | Unlikely - Nature Is Full Of Renegade Minds, I Tell You! |
Angela Brett |
| UNITE | Undivided Nation = Individuals Treated Equally |
Angela Brett |
| UNITY | Unlovable Neighbour Is Tolerating You! |
Angela Brett |
| UNITY (2) | Understand Neighbour; It Teaches You. |
Angela Brett |
| UNITY (3) | Underneath, Negro's Identical To Yourself |
Angela Brett |
| UNTRADITIONAL | Using New Techniques, Rituals Are Destroyed Instantly. Those In Office Never Alter Laws |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| VALUES | Vision A List, Usually Ensures Success |
Jan Morgan |
| VERY IMPORTANT PERSON | Vague Eulogistic Reportage - Yawn! - Invites My Perusal Of Rumours That A Notable Tabloid Personality Escorted (Romantically) Someone Of Note |
Tony McCoy O'Grady (nowadays VIPs are anyone who romances another VIP) Names:Famous people |
| VULTURE | Violent Uncle Looking To Upset Ravisher's Enterprise |
Rico Leffanta |
| WAIF | What An Insignificant Figure! |
Angela Brett |
| WAIFS | We Are In Financial Strife |
Angela Brett Commerce:Money |
| WE CAN DO | With Everyone Cooperating All Nasty Dilemmas Overcome |
Tony McCoy O'Grady |
| WHATEVER (2) | We Have A Terrific Eventful Very Extraordinary Relationship |
Judy Bishop. Created it while e-mailing back and forth to friend |
| WHIPPING BOY | Work Harder, I Pay (Peanuts) Iff Niggers Get Bloody Over Yield! |
Angela Brett |
| WINNERS | Winners Innovate! Navigate Naturally. Empathetically Realise Success! |
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. |
| WOBBLER | Went Overboard By Blusteringly Launching Enraged Response |
Tony McCoy O'Grady - in Ireland the term "He threw a wobbler" is used to describe someone's reaction to bad news |
| XENOPHOBE | Xenophobes Enjoy Noting Other People Holding Old Biases Everlasting. |
Sean Lamb (http://august1.com/pubs/dict/ is the only legal dictionary online that I've seen with entries under X, including this one. Since a xenophobe is biased against alien residents, one would need others with similar biases to rationalize such views.) |
| YOKEL | You Only Kiss Engaging Lips |
Rico Leffanta |
| YOKEL (2) | Your Own Kin Evoke Lust |
Angela Brett |
| YUPPIE (2) | Young Unsocial Pretentious Pig Ignorant Executive |
John Richard Jones. I thought of this after an encounter with three yuppies on a train. |
| TRIALS | Tormented Reprehensible Indignations, Angrily Loses Some |
Jan Morgan |
| TWADDLE | Those With Attitude Disorders Don't Like Experts |
John Richard Jones |
| TYRO | This Youth Requires Orientation. |
Roger Williams |
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