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100% ANUSArsehole's Not Unusually Smelly Angela Brett
100% ANUS (2)A Not Uncommon Sphincter Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% AORTAAimed Outward, Replenishing The Ateries Angela Brett
100% ARMA Reaching Mechanism Angela Brett and Peter Coxhead
100% ASSAmple Sized Situpon Tony McCoy O'Grady
0% ASS*inAdequately Strong Sphincter Angela Brett, when KEYBOARD explained that he couldn't control-P very well and she said to get off his ASS and type control-P.
MacGirl & KeyBoard
100% BABY'S BRAINBegining At Birth You Saw, Behaved, Reasoned, Adapted, Interpreted Naturally! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Your site has engaged my mind far above all the others combined! I suppose that being a MATH WIZ (I need to APRONYMIZE that!), with a strange sense-of-humor makes your site so appealing to what has been a longing in me since I started with a BABY'S BRAIN!
91% BABY'S BRAIN (2)Birthday!: A Beginning for Your Seeing, Behaving, Reasoning, Adapting, Interpreting Naturally! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Variation of BABY'S BRAIN, with attempt to start with punch!
100% BALCONYBreasts Arranged Lovingly Concealing Only Nipples Yearning Rico Leffanta
100% BALD SPOTBegan Aging, Lost Dulled Strands - Particularly On Top. Angela Brett
100% BEARDBushy Entanglement After Razor's Ditched Tony McCoy O'Grady
85% BELLYBUTTONBabyhood External Lifesupport Left You (with) Beginning of Umbilical Tube, Tied Off Neonatally. Angela Brett
86% BIG BUMButtocks of Immense Gravity Belittling Usual Measurements Angela Brett, after 'BIG BUM' had been used many times to illustrate a point concerning this stack.
0% BIG BUM (2)Being Immensely Gargantuan, (I) Bother Underwear Manufacturers Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% BLADDERBilious Liquids Are Deposited Daily, Easily Released Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% BLOODBleeding Leaks Of Ordinary Droplets Jan Morgan
100% BONE CARVINGBrush On Nature's Every Canvas, And Recycle Vertebrae Into Neverending Gift Angela Brett
Art & Literature
100% BONESBroken Ones Need Elevation & Support Angela Brett
83% BONES (2)Big Osseous Neoliths Explained by Scientists Sean Lamb
100% BOOBBounces Out Of Bra Angela Brett
100% BOTTOMBig Orifices Treat Tons Of Merde! Mary Carr/Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% BOWELBack Off... Wind Emission Likely. Angela Brett
100% BOWELSBottom Often Will Evacuate Liquids & Solids Tony McCoy O'Grady
83% BRAINBiological Reckoner - Array of Interconnected Neurons. Angela Brett
100% BRAIN (2)Biologic Reasoning Apparatus; Intelligence's Nest Gavin Lambert
100% BREASTBeautiful, Round, Entertaining, Appetising, Supple, Tittilating. Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
100% BREAST (2)Becomes Really Erect After Some Tweaking Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
100% BREASTSBabies Rarely Ever Attempt Suckling Two Simultaneously! Angela Brett
100% BREASTS (2)Blondes Request Expensive And Sometimes Troublesome Sugery. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
100% BREASTS (3)Beautifully Rounded, Extremely Arousing, Sometimes Terribly Sensitive Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% BUDDINGBreasts Usually Do Develop In Nubile Girls Steve Keate
100% BUMBelow Underwear, Marginally Matthew Oram
100% CHAP (2)*Cough* Huh? Adorable Penis?! Angela Brett, in response to CHAP, since penises aren't adorable. (CHAP sure gives a different slant on Chap Stick though.)
100% CHINClip Hair If Necessary Angela Brett
100% CLITORISCute Lump Is Tickled Often - Result: Intense Sensations TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% CORPUS CALLOSUMCerebral Overpass Recommended Partitions Useful Sphere. Congenital Absence Loses Link Of Sections Using Malformation Jan Morgan -- it's the bridge that links the left side to the right side of the brain - its rare but some people are born with out one.
100% CRANIAL NERVESComplex Reticule (A Network), It All Links Neural Elements Rapidly - Vigorously Establishing Sensations TMcCO'G
100% CURLSCoiled, Untamed Ringlets Look Swell! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
100% DIMPLEDepression In Mid-Phizog Looks Endearing Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
100% DOG BONEDug Out & Gnawed By Our Neighbour's Elkhound TMcCO'G
100% DOG BONE (2)Did Os Get Buried On Neighbour's Estate? Angela Brett
75% EAREntry to Aural Region Angela Brett
100% EAR (2)Enables Aural Reception Eric Bridgstock
100% EAR (3)Equilibrator / Aural Receptor Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
100% EARLOBEEmbellishments And Rings Lend One Beauty, Essentially. Angela Brett
100% EARSExternal Audio Receiver System Mick Bridgstock
94% ENDOCRINE GLANDSEverybody Needs Dispersal Of Chemicals Released Internally, Naturally Evincing God's Love of A Neat Distribution System Tony McCoy O'Grady, who finally got tired of seeing this subject every time he logged on to the "Unsuccessful Searches" page at
100% EROGENOUS ZONESEasement Recognition Of Generic Erections Navigating Obstacles Usually Surrounding Zucchini Outlets Needing Extra Stuffing Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% ESOPHAGUSExhaust So Offal Passes Heart And Goes Under Scrotum Rico Leffanta
100% EYEEspy Your Enemies Angela Brett
100% FACEFocus Additional Cosmetic Enhancement Angela Brett
80% FEETFantastically Effective & Environmentally-friendly Transport Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% FINGERNAILSFlexibility Is No Good - Enamelled (Red?) Nails Assist If Loosening Screws Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% FINGERSFidgeting Indexes Negotiating Gently Enter Responses Slowly Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% FURFuzzy Unique Remnant Jan Morgan
Household Objects:Threads & Fabric
100% GLANSGenital Lingo Associated Naughty Sexuality Kenny Roy
100% GONADGenerates Ova Night And Day Angela Brett
100% HAIRHeat, And Its Retention Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% HANDHard Acronym Not Done Angela Brett, when Steve was trying to think of a HAND acronym and then asked her for an expansion when he couldn't think of one.
100% HAND (3)Human Appendage Noticed Daily Kenny Roy
100% HANDSHave Above Nine Digits, Sometimes. Steve Keate
100% HEADHat/Hair Envelops Axons & Dendrites Angela Brett and Peter Coxhead
100% HEARTHopefully Evident Arrhythmias Repair Themselves. Angela Brett
100% HEART (2)Healthily, Each Atrium Rhythmically Twitches. Angela Brett
100% HEART (3)Holds Emotion And Romantic Thoughts? Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% HEART (5)He's Expired... Atria Rhythm Terminated Angela Brett
100% HEART (6)Hydraulic Engine Absolutely Rooted Today! Bern Dell
100% HEELHolds Extremity, Ends Leg. Angela Brett
100% HYMENHello Young Men - Especially Newcomers! Rico Leffanta
100% HYMEN (2)Hasn't Young Maiden Experienced Nymphomania? Angela Brett
100% IWIIncreased Whanau, Ivory Angela Brett (Iwi means either 'tribe' or 'bone' in Maori, Whanau means 'family')
People & Relationships:Family
Science:Linguistics:Maori Words
100% KNEECAPKicks Need Energy Enhancement Created At Patella. Angela Brett
100% KNUCKLEKnobble Near Uncial Can Keep Limbends Exercised TMcCO'G
100% LEATHER (2)Let's Eschew Animals That Have Epidermis Removed Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying: this doesn't really reflect my opinion as I love my leather jacket! :-)
Household Objects:Clothing
100% LEFT HANDLittle Enterprising Feline Taken Hold; Abandoning Normal Digits Gavin Lambert (I'm having to type this one-handed because my cat is sleeping on my right hand. And I'm right-handed!)
100% LEGSLong Elevatory Gear Sticks Niki Widdowson
100% LENSLight Experiences New Shaping Angela Brett
100% LENS (2)Lets Eyes Now See Roger Williams
100% LIPLick If Parched Angela Brett
100% LIPSLively If Person's Speaking Angela Brett
100% LIPS (2)Lovely If Pursed Sweetly Patricia Rix
100% LIPS (3)Luscious In Pearly Sheens Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene
100% LIPS (4)Licking Indicates Passionate Sexuality Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% LIPS (5)Luscious, Irresistable, Person-Smoochers Kenny Roy & Tamaryn Roy
100% MAMMARIESMost All Manly Men Are Rapt If Eying Some. Angela Brett
90% MAMMARIES (2)Maybe A-cups, Maybe Mountains Always Restrained In Exo-Skeletons. Angela Brett
83% MINGEMane, If No-one Goes Epilating TMcCO'G
100% MOUTHMuch Open, Uttering Total Honesty? Eric Bridgstock
100% MOUTH (2)Mine's Only Used To Hassle John Block. I was looking for the acronym for KLR which is the letters in the model number of my motorbike. I never really thought of conceiving acronyms from everyday words, but after reading a few I had to try.
100% MUSCLEMy Unique Skeleton Clearly Lacks Enhancement Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% NADSNeed Autoerotic Dirtiness Sometimes Jeff Anonymous
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% NASALNostrils And Sinuses Are Leaking Angela Brett
100% NATESNatural Asset That Excites Sadists Rico Leffanta
100% NAVELNowadays A Very Exposed Location Tony McCoy O'Grady
91% NIECES' BUMSNice Infants, Exuding Cuteness - Except Soiled Behinds Unfortunately Make a Stink! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Family
100% NIPPLESNaked Independent Pandering Protuberances Launching Enthusiastic Suckling Rico Leffanta
100% NOSENot Only Supporting Eyewear Steve Keate and Angela Brett
100% NOSE (2)Number One Sinus Exhaust Steve Keate and Angela Brett
100% NOSE (3)Neat Orifice, Sniffing Everywhere Eric Bridgstock
100% NOSTRILNeed Olfactory Sense To Revel In Lilies Angela Brett
80% NUTS (2)Nifty Utilisation of Talented Sluts Acronymous Anonymous
100% NUTS (3)Nestled Underneath Trouser Snake Angela Brett
100% PENISPinkish, Erectile Needle Injects Semen. Angela Brett
100% PENIS (2)Particularly Enlarged, Now Incredibly Stiff Matthew Oram
100% PENIS (3)Prominent Erection Needs Immediate Satisfying Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% PHALLUSPretense Holding Any Long Length Ushers Satisfaction Rico Leffanta
100% PRICK (2)Penis Reacts If Continuously Kissed Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% PRIVATE PARTSPeople Rarely Inspect Venal Areas That Everyone Possesses, And Restricted To Spouses Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% PUBIC HAIRSPrickles Upsurge By Intimate Crevices, Heralding Adulthood & Insulating Reproduction Sites. Angela Brett
100% RECTUMRegular Egestion Causing Trouble? Use Metamucil! Angela Brett
86% RETINAResiding in Eye, This Is Never Amputated! Angela Brett
100% SCHNOZSleeping, Causes Horrible Noise - Onomatopoeically 'Zizz' Angela Brett ('schnoz' being slang for nose)
100% SCROTUMSac Containing Reproductive Orbs, Tucked Underneath Manhood. Angela Brett
100% SEMENSpermfilled Emission Men Ejaculate Naughtily Angela Brett
100% SKULLSkeleton's Knowledge User, Living Life Jan Morgan
100% SPERMSmall Paternal Effort Riles Mother Angela Brett
100% SPERM (2)Sexual Performer Ejaculates Rich Mucous Tony McCoy O'Grady
90% SPHINCTERShuts Posterior Hole - Is Needed to Control Those Embarrassing Runs Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SPLEENStrange, Perplexing Little Entity... Explanation Needed Steve Keate and Angela Brett
100% STOMACHSomewhere To 'Organicise' Meals Amid Concentrated HCl. Angela Brett
100% TONSILTissue Or New Son-In-Law Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Family
100% TOESTen Occupy Everyday Shoes. Angela Brett
100% TITS (4)They Invite Tender Sucking Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TITS (3)They're Intended To Seduce Patricia Rix
100% TITS (2)They 'Inflate' Tight Sweaters Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% TITSThe Infant Thirstily Suckles Angela Brett
100% TESTISThis Emits Sperm To Inseminate Someone Tony McCoy O'Grady
90% TESTICLESThey Engineer Sperm That Is Coitally Leaked, Enveloped in Semen. Angela Brett
100% TESTESTickle 'Em Sexily & They'll Eject Sperm Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% TEETHTerrible Event Engages Traumatic Hesitation Jan Morgan
100% UDDERSUsually Droopy Danglers Energising Ravenous Suckers Rico Leffanta
100% UDDERS (2)Uberous Dangling Drink-Excreters Replenish Sucklers. Angela Brett
100% UDDERS (3)Ungulate's Drink Dispensers Easily Replenish Sucklers. Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% UTERUSUmbilical Tract Ensures Related Unborn Survives. Angela Brett
100% VAGINAVenereal Area. Girl's. I No 'Ave Jeff Anonymous, in response to PENIS and PHALLUS
100% VAGINA (2)Very Accomodating, Good In Numerous Applications Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
100% VAGINA (3)Vigorous Agitation Gets Its Nubbin Aroused Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% VULVAVery Useful Lips Venus Arouses Rico Leffanta
100% WRISTWriting Requires Incredibly Supple Tendons. Angela Brett
100% TUSHTwin Undulations, Sit Here. Tony McCoy O'Grady