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Loose apronyms:
Perfect Apronyms OnlyAll Apronyms
100% PHOTONParticle Helps One Talk Over Networks Tony McCoy O'Grady - who sincerely hopes that photons operate in fiber-optics
100% PLUME (2)Pen Lacking Usual Metallic Element Patricia Rix
100% POSTAL SERVICEPeople Offering Service Transmitting All Letters Swiftly, Ensuring Registered Valuable Item's Carried Efficiently Tony McCoy O'Grady
89% POSTCARDPicture Of Somewhere Tourists Can Attach Romantic Description (to) Tony McCoy O'Grady
88% POSTMANPerson Offering to Send The Mail Across Nations Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% POSTMAN (2)Parcel Operative - Scrunches The Mail Ad Nauseam Tony McCoy O'Grady, describing his POSTMAN as being somewhat different from Angela's.
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% POST OFFICEPurchase One's Stamps There, Or Forward 'Freight' In Cardboared Envelopes TMcCO'G
100% PRESSPublications Reporting Everyday Stories Sensationally Rico Leffanta
100% PROPOSALPaper Relating One's Purpose, Or Strategy, At Length Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% PROPOSALSPeople Readily Offer Personal Opinions Solving A Locked Situation Tony McCoy O'Grady
71% QUERYQuestion to Understand Enigmatic Response of Yours Angela Brett
0% QUERY (2)Question is Urgent - (I) Expect Reply Yesterday Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% QUOTEQuotation Used On Thy Email Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% QYQuestioning You Jan Morgan (QY usually means 'query')
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
100% RADIORanting About Deity Is Omnipresent Angela Brett, while on a long car trip when her brother pointed out that the only radio station you can rely on getting just about everywhere in the country is a religious station.
100% RADIO (2)Relayed Across Distances - It's Omnipresent. Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% RADIO (3)Receives And Decodes Inaudible Oscillations Edwin Hermann
83% RADIO (4)Remote Audio Distribution Is Old-fashioned Tony
100% RADIO NEWSRegular Audio Dispatches Interrupt Other Noisy Entertainment With Stories. Angela Brett
100% RAMBLINGRanting About Marginally Bearable Little Insights - Nothing Great. Angela Brett, who is an expert on rambling.
100% RANSOM NOTEReally Awful Notice. Statement Of Malice. Not Often Tackled Easily. Eric Bridgstock
People & Relationships:Law & Order
100% RANTSRead As Notes To Self Angela Brett, as many rants are more like outlets for the ranters feelings with little thought of the person being ranted at.
100% RECAPRepeated Explanation Clarifies A Point. Angela Brett
78% RECEIPTRegistered and Entitled Conductor of Electronic Intercourse, Preferential Treatment. Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to the TICKET.
100% RECORDS (2)Remarkable Events Contained On Registered Data System Tony McCoy O'Grady
86% REPEATRendered Exactly Pluralised; Edit with Added Thoughtfulness Gavin Lambert, when an apronym in THE APRONYM TIMES was repeated.
100% REPORTSRegular Evaluation Procedure Often Reveals Torporific Staff Angela Brett
People & Relationships:The Workforce
100% REPORTS (2)Records Exhibiting Progress Of Regulars Towards "Satisfactory" Patricia Rix
100% REPORTS (3)Regular Evening Profiles On Regional Television Service Tony McCoy O'Grady
Entertainment:TV shows
100% RSVPReply Soon Via Phone/Post Angela Brett (RSVP usually stands for Respondez S'il Vous Plait)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
100% RSVP (2)Replying Seems Very Polite Tony McCoy O'Grady (see RSVP)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
100% RUBBISHRepeatedly Uttering 'Blah Blah' Is So Humdrum. Angela Brett
100% SAIDSmart Arses Inferiority Disorder John Richard Jones This is for those who can only say negative things against you but have no grounds for it. If it can only be said, then it has to be SAID.
People & Relationships:Abuse
100% SARCASTICSometimes Ambiguous Reverse Comments Aren't Sensed, Triggering Incorrect Conclusion. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
100% SARCASTIC (2)Should Always Remain Calm - Anything Said's Tongue-In-Cheek. Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
100% SARCASTIC (3)Saying A Rude, Cutting And Silly Thing, In 'Comedy' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
100% SASSSibling's Argument; Snippy Speech Roger Williams
100% SEARCHSeek Every Available Resource Checking Hits Tony McCoy O'Grady
90% SIGNATURESufficient Identification? Greatly Needing A Totally Unforgeable Replacement or Extension. Angela Brett
100% SILENCESomehow It's Like Expensive, Nicely-Coloured Element. Angela Brett
100% SOAP (2)Stand On A Platform Angela Brett, thinking of a soapbox but too lazy to think of an x word.
100% SQUABBLESome Quarrel Usually About Boys Being Loved Elsewhere Rico Leffanta
100% STAMPSend This Air-Mail Please. Angela Brett
100% STAMP (2)Shipping Trade Attracts Most Philatelists. Angela Brett
83% STAMP (3)Sticker That's Applied to Mail Packages Sean Lamb (most US stamps are self-adhesives now...)
100% STDSee Telephone Directory Angela Brett (STD usually stands for Subscriber Trunk Dialling)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
100% STIPULATE (2)Sincerely, That Is Promised; Upholding Literally All Terms Expressed. Roger Williams
100% SUCCINTShort / Unadorned / Compact Communication! Informative, Not Talkative/Tedious! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Assorted Adjectives
100% SURRENDERSay Uncle Really Rapidly, Else No Deal's Ever Reached Patricia Rix
100% TO THE ATTENTION OFTo Open This Heed Exact Address - Then Try Ensuring Next Toucher Is One Named Only - Finished Tony McCoy O'Grady, who thinks the person who sought this may have been looking for "For the atten..."
100% TIPS (3)This Is Practically Secret Patricia Rix (referring to 'tips' one might get at the racetrack, or about the stock market)
100% TIPSThey Indicate Potential Savings Angela Brett
100% TIP (2)The Insider: "Psssst..." Angela Brett
100% TIPThis Information's Pertinent Angela Brett
75% TICKETTyped Indication of Connectivity Kinship for Electronic Terminal Angela Brett, when Tony asked whether he'd need tickets in order to communicate with Angela's new (and superior to Tony's) Mac.
100% THUNDER (5)Top: Holdup Unwanted New Discoveries! Exit Reason! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
100% THUNDER (4)Truth: Hold Uplift New Decisive Elevating Revelation! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
100% THOUGHTS TO PAPERTo Hand On Unusually Good Headwork To Subordinates Type Out Paragraphs Aptly. Practice Eschewing Repetition Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% THE TITLEThe Handling Element That Intrinsicly, Tersely, Laughlingly Encapsulates. Tony McCoy O'Grady, during a discussion of the title of this stack.
100% THANK YOU!True, Hearty Appreciation Now! Kindness You Offer: Unexpected! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. THANK YOU! Angela Brett for both of your VERY ENCOURAGING e-mails. THANK YOU! to all of the APRONYMISTS who continually engage my mind in new, unexpected ways.
100% TESTIMONYTrue Emotional Strong Testimony, In My Own Notions, Yearning Jan Morgan - our feelings of what we know and believe to be true in our own eyes and the hope of it
100% TELLING LIESTo Every Lying Liar, It's Not Generating Lies, It's Exaggerating Stories Sean Lamb
100% TELEPHONE (3)Talk Endlessly, Leisurely, Enjoying Personal Hobnobbing Over Neverending Expanses Roger Williams
90% TELEPHONE (2)Taken Everywhere Lately (by) Eager People Having Only Nerdy Existence Patricia Rix
100% TELEPHONETalk Endlessly, Letting Every Private Home On Network Eavesdrop Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking of the 'party line' telephones of days gone by.
100% TELEGRAPHThin Electric Lines Encircling Globe. Relays And Poles Help. Tony McCoy O'Grady
89% TELECOMMUNICATIONThis Evidently Lets Everyone Chat Over Many Miles. Unfortunately Now It Can't, And Techie's Inspecting Out-of-order Network. Angela Brett, when she was supposed to be having lunch with Steve but ended up in the PABX room of TVNZ while he fixed routers or somesuch.
100% TELECASTERTelevision's Earliest Linkmen Established "Celebrity" Announcing Sports' Teams Endeavours & Results TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
Sports & Recreation
100% TALL STORYTelling A Little Lie Sometimes To Ornament Rich Yarn Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% VERBOSEVocal Exercises Replacing Burning Off Sexual Energy Rico Leffanta
100% VODAFONEVoice Or Data Apparently Fry Owners' Neurons Eventually. Angela Brett (Vodafone is a cellphone network)
83% WAVES (2)Waggles Arms Very Energetically - So-long! Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% WHATEVERWe Hear All That's Expressed - Valiantly Eschewing Reasoning Tony McCoy O'Grady - many people with a closed mind will say "whatever" to end a discussion they are bored with.
100% WRITEWrite Right! Inscribe Talents! Endure! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Art & Literature
100% WRITINGWithout Reading Instruction, This Is No Good. Angela Brett
Art & Literature
100% WRITTEN COMMUNICATIONWe Read It Thoroughly, Then Enscribe Notes Commenting On Material. Markers Usually Notice Incoherence... Complete Assignments To Inevitably Obtain Notability. Angela Brett
100% WROTEWords Relayed Orthographically To Endure Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature
100% YARNYou Are Really Nice! Rico Leffanta
100% YOUR IDEAS ON PAPERYuck... Old, Useless Rubbish... It Doesn't Even Allow Searching. One Needn't Print A Perfect Electronic Record. Angela Brett, expressing her ideas on paper in response to an unsuccessful search term.
100% ZIP CODEZilch If Postal Code Omitted - Dead End! Patricia Rix
100% TV NEWSTo View Notable Events, Watch Screen. Angela Brett

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