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100% ACTIVE LISTENINGAttentiveness Can Turn Into Vocation (Ear 'Lent' In Silence), Therapist Ensures Noninterruption Into Narrative Gabbling Tony McCoy O'Grady (who has no idea was "active listening' is, but assumes it is Jargon from Psychotherapists)
100% APROPOSA Pertinent Response Or, Perhaps, Opening Statement Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% A QUESTIONAngela Quite Usually Enquires, "Support This Idea, Or Not?" Angela Brett, as the subject of an email asking whether to implement an idea in the ALTSCAPE software.
100% ASKAquire Some Knowledge Bruce Siegel -- apronym came to me in a dream - really
100% BEEBBig 'Eaded Establishment Broadcaster Mick Bridgstock, referring to the BBC
100% BENBoings Evoke Newstime Tony McCoy O'Grady (Big Ben's chimes are used for the introduction to a UK TV news bulletin)
100% BRIEFSBasic Requirement Is Explanation For Solicitor Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% BYLINEBy Your Leave I Need Exposure! Rico Leffanta
100% CABIRCells Affected By Internet Rage Sean Lamb (Cabir is the name of the first worm to infect cell phones)
100% CABIR (2)Creating Another Bluetooth Infection Readily Sean Lamb (Cabir is the name of the first worm to infect cell phones via their bluetooth capabilities)
100% CALLING TREECommunication Ala Land Line In Necessary Goings To Reach Everyone Eventually Jan Morgan -- many organizations use this system so one person doesn't have to make 50 or so phone calls
100% CAROLINECreated A Radio Offshore, Living In Nautical Environment Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Radio Caroline, a 1960s pirate radio station based off the coast of England and the forerunner of modern rock stations
100% CELL PHONECarrying Enables Listening Luxury, Please Have One Near Ears Jan Morgan
100% CELL SITEChildren Exhibit Lack-Lustre Scores In Their Exams Steve Keate, thinking about the effect of cell sites being near schools.
100% CENSORSHIPCan Expect No Submissions On Rude Subjects Have Immediate Placement Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% CHEERSConvivial Host Enjoys EverybodyĆ­s Rousing Salutation Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% CHRISTMAS HAMPERSCustomer Hasn't Received IPod! Says The Mail Authority: Scheduled Hampers Are Making Parcels Evaporate. Retrieval Soon." Angela Brett, because Christmas HAMPERS the delivery of her iPod. (said hampers are coming from a company which allows people to overpay for the hamper over the year and then receive it around Christmas time, so it was a scheduled influx of hamper deliveries.)
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% CODE (2)Confusingly Ordered Diatribe, Enigma Gavin Lambert
100% CODE (3)Condensation Of Data. Extraction Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
100% CODER(Condenser Of Data) = (Expert - Recorder) Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
100% COHERENT (2)Consistently Orderly, He Evinces Rationally Expressed Neat Thinking Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% COMMUNICATEConveying One's Meaning - Maybe Using Notepaper - Is Considered A Talent, Evidently Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% CRICKETCellular Reasons/Restrictions In Connecting Kinfolk, Excessive Talk Jan Morgan - name of cheap but frequently dropped calls cell phone company
100% CURSEDCompletely Uncouth Ruffian Swore, Execrating Deity! TMcCO'G
100% CUSSCreatively Utter Some Sw**rw*rds Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% CUSS (2)Can't Understand Such Swearing Angela Brett
100% DECADICDials Elegantly Click - Actually Digital, If Countermodern Jeff Anonymous, referring to pulse telephone dialing, a digital system, and the rotary dial phones that implement it. I keep a Western Electric 500-type rotary phone next to my iBook to remind me that while newer isn't always better, elegance is timeless. Or more practically, it doesn't fall off the desk.
100% DIAGRAMDrawings (Incorporating Artistic Graphs?) Reinforce Article's Message Tony McCoy O'Grady
91% DISCOURSESDealing In Strategically Calculated Oral Utterations Regarding Specific Events or Subjects imposed
100% DO NOT YELLDearest One, No-One Thinks You Endearing, Less Loud! Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Advice
100% ECHO (3)Enough! Content Heard Overmuch Gavin Lambert, when BIAS (2) was mentioned twice in THE ACRONYM TIMES
100% EMERSONEnjoy Massachusetts Education Regarding Science Of Notification Angela Brett (according to Emerson College is the USA's only four-year college devoted exclusively to the study of communication and performing arts)
80% EPISTLESEloquent Presentations of Intellect Stylishly Translated into Letters - Email Sent! Angela Brett
100% FASTPHONEFunds Are Speedily Transferred, Particularly Handy On Near-Empty. Angela Brett, who often uses her bank's Fastphone service to transfer funds from her savings account to her EFTPOS one.
100% FAXForward A Xerograph Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% FIATFascist Is A Tyrant Tony McCoy O'Grady - "fiat" is Latin for "let it be done" and means a formal or solemn command (Star-Trek-speak is "make it so"!)
100% FILES (2)Frequently Issued Letters Ensure Satiation. Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% FINE!Fine! In Next Encounter ...! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
100% FLAMESForum Language And Manners Explode Spectaucularly Sean Lamb (who tries to stay out of 'net flame wars)
100% FLIRTINGFeel Like I'm Ready To Investigate New Guys/Girls Angela Brett, while pondering the difference between flirting and ordinary conversation.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
100% FLYERFrightful "Literature" You Eternally Refuse TMcCO'G referring to the handbills handed out on streets to passers-by
100% FORAFriendly Objection: Really "A" Jeff Anonymous, who prefers the term 'fora' to 'forums'
100% GET A DANG PDAGreatly Expand Technological Abilities; Disregard Ancient Newtons' Greatness, Palms Do Admirably. Jeff Anonymous, after MISSING MOBILE PHONE - MY LIFE'S RUINED, explaining: Then it'll be harder to lose your phone book. With all due respect to the Newton, I seem to recall you having a USB Mac and I understand adapters can be a bit messy, especially with OS X. My Palm Tungsten C is pretty good; a bit pricey, but they make ones that are more economical, without Wi-Fi and whatnot.
100% GOSSIPGabbling Openly, Some Spicy Information's Passed Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% HAMPERSHinder[s] Angela's MP3 Player's Expected Reception Speed Angela Brett, several days after her IPOD was supposed to arrive, on finding out that due to an influx of CHRISTMAS HAMPERS some smaller packages are getting lost.
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
100% HEARINGHearing: Environment Aurally Receive / Interpret Navigate Grasp Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
100% HELP DESKHasn't Even Learnt Primary Data Everyone Should Know Angela Brett (see also HELPDESK)
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
100% HELPDESK (2)Has Everyone Left Phone Department? Emergency Service's Kiboshed Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% HOMOGRAPHYHelpful Orthographic Method - One Graphical Representation And Phoneme Homogeneously Yoked Angela Brett, who doesn't think Homogeneously is the best word for it.
100% IDEAInformation Does Electronically Advance. Angela Brett, after she'd said something about throwing ideas around and Tony replied 'I can't throw an idea out the hall door, never mind as far as New Zealand!'
People & Relationships:Thoughts
100% I DISAPROVEIts Disastress Incorect Speling, A Por Riter Ofers Vulger Elision Angela Brett (see APROVE)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
100% IF ONLY YOU'D KEPT THE CONTACT DETAILS ON YOUR MAC AND USED ISYNC TO COPY THEM TO THE PHONE.It's Fortunate On New Links You Yuppies Only Use Desktop's Keyboard Entering People's Telephones To Have Everywhere -- Clie Or Nokia, They All Can Take Down (Electronically) Telephone/ Address Information. Lost Something? Only Need Your Other (Unaffected) Repository, Make A Copy And No Data's Unavailable. Synchronising Every Day Is Superfluous, Your Numerous Contacts' Telephones Only Change Once Per Year (That's Horrible Estimate, Maybe Their Own Treasured Handhelds Escaped!) Personal Humble Opinion: Not Essential. Angela Brett (who has been without a mobile phone for the past few years and hasn't missed it) in response to MISSING MOBILE PHONE - MY LIFE'S RUINED. An alternative to 'Clie Or Nokia' would be 'Cellphone or Notebook'.
100% INFORMATIONI'm Not Fond Of Reading Magazines About The Importance Of Nailcare. Angela Brett
100% INQUISITIONI Never Quite Understood It... So Is This It, Or Not? Angela Brett
100% ITALICSIndolent's Typographical Additive Littering Immeasurable Current Sentences Kenneth T. Davis -- giving back to an application I love -- no, distraction from present writing project
100% JOURNALISTJust One Unusual Reporter, News Announces Latest Incidents, Sharing Tales Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
86% KNOWLEDGE MANAGEMENTKnowledgeable Network Operators Will Leverage Experience and Degrees to Gain Enlightenment. Many Apprentices Never Appreciate Gurus, Expecting Mere Elucidation of Network Terms. Sean Lamb
100% LATE BREAKING NEWSLook At This Emerging Bulletin Relating Events And Keeping Interesting Narration Going - National Events, Worldwide Stories TMcCO'G
100% LEADERLarge Editorial Arousing Deep Empathetic Responses Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% LETTERLittle Envelope Tries To Elicit Reading Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% LOGOLet Our Gays Observe! Logo, debuting in june 2005, was the first ever gay cable network
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
100% MAILMessages And Interesting Letters Edwin Hermann
100% MAIL (2)Maze Allocating Individual Letters Rico Leffanta
100% MESSAGEMainly Excessive Silly Stories About Ghastly Events Jon Barker
100% MESSENGERMy Errand's Successful Since Employee Never Goes Erring Route TMcCO'G
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
89% METH INKSMethanol Employed To Handwrite Inscriptions - No Known Side-effects Angela Brett, to go with METHINKS
100% MISQUOTEMost Idiots Seldom Question Understanding Of The Eclipse Rico Leffanta
100% MISREADINGMaybe I Should Reread Everything, As Different Interpretations Never Gel. Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% MISSING MOBILE PHONE - MY LIFE'S RUINEDMan I'm Suddenly Speechless - It's Not Good. My Only Beloved Is Lost. Each Person's Home/ Office Numbers Escapes Me. Yet Loss Is Finite, Everything's (Slowly) Replaceable. Usefully Insured, New Equipment's Delivered Toneless Tony -- I have been at a great loss since last Thursday when my mobile phone went missing.
100% MORSE CODEMessages, Orders? Really Short Encoding, Common Organisation, Decryption Easy Gavin Lambert
100% NEWSNational Events, World Stories Angela Brett
100% NICETIESNot Interesting Comments, Essentially They're Insignificant, Empty Smalltalk. Angela Brett
100% NOKIA PHONENext Of Kin Is Alerted Promptly, Hearing Over Network Ethereal. Angela Brett
100% NOTATIONNun Of The Above Tests Idiotic Observations Neurotically Rico Leffanta, who explains: To pass exams, Americans don't need to know the subject, just randomly choose between A, B, C, D, or None of the above. Nun of the Above is my jeu des mots for "Lady Luck". A notation is representative signs or symbols.
89% PATIENCEPostage Across Timezones Is Exceptionally Non-fast. Check Everyday. Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela was impatient to find out what Tony had put in with her MacAddict, when sending it back after a loan.
People & Relationships:Personality Traits
100% PENPaper-Embellishing Nib Angela Brett
Household Objects
100% PENCILPlease Erase Non-Correct Illustrations/ Letters Angela Brett
Household Objects
100% PENCIL (2)Prudish Euphemistic Name Concerns Its Lead Patricia Rix
Household Objects
100% PENCIL (3)People Enjoy Nice Colours In 'Leads' Tony McCoy O'Grady
Household Objects
100% PENCIL (4)Printing Enabled. Notable Contribution Is Lead! Roger Williams
Household Objects
100% PENCIL (5)Plumbus's Excluded, Now Carbon's In Lieu Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to PENCIL (4). Pencils have never, ever contained lead. Carbon in the form of graphite has been misnamed for ages. (See PEDANTRY for a correction.)
Household Objects
100% PHILATELISTPerson Hoarding Interesting Letter Adornments To Examine & Lookup In Stamp Tomes Angela Brett
People & Relationships

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