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| 100% | CHIFFON | Confection Has Interesting Frills Full Of Nutrients | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | CHIFFON (2) | Clearly Habiliment Isn't Food, Frilly Or Not! | Angela Brett | 
| 100% | CLOTH (2) | Covers Lining Of Throat Horribly | Angela Brett | 
| 100% | CLOTH (3) | Chewability's Limited - One's Teeth Hurt. | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | COTTON (3) | Cookability's Overrated - Too Thin On Nutrition | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | COTTON (4) | Chew On This To Obtain Nutrition | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | DENIM | Don't Eat - Nutrition Is Minimal. | Angela Brett | 
| 100% | FABRIC (2) | For A Breakfast Reduced In Calories | Angela Brett | 
| 100% | FABRIC (3) | For A Breakfast Rich In Cotton | Angela Brett | 
| 100% | FABRIC (4) | Fibre's A Basic Requirement? I'm Confused | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | NYLON (2) | Need Your Lunch? Order Now! | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | NYLON (3) | Not Yummy - Lots Of Nausea. | Angela Brett | 
| 100% | SILK (2) | Stew In Lovely Kitchen | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | SILK (3) | Sustenance? It Lacks Kilojoules! | Angela Brett | 
| 100% | STRING (3) | Swallow This? Result Is Nasty Gastritis! | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | THREAD (2) | This Has Roughage - Eat And Defecate! | Angela Brett | 
| 100% | THREAD | Take Heed - Rarely Eaten At Dinnertime! | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | WOOL (5) | Well Out Of Lunchboxes | Tony McCoy O'Grady | 
| 100% | TWINE (2) | Thinness Will Induce Non-Existence | Angela Brett |