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A fictitious company invented by Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. SIRC stands for Sertintlee Infinnitlee Relieabell, Corporation or Simply Infinitely Reliable Clocks.
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AS WAR GROWS SO SIRC'S CAPITAL GROWSAnnual Spring Warnings! Assets Required Gone! Real Opportunity Wasted! So Seek Orders Simply Infinitely Reliable Clocks! Seize Command! Army Pursue Intelligence! Time And Luck Give Resources! Opportunists Win Sales Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. (see FAIL SAFE!)
FAIL SAFE!Failure: Assuredly Impossible! (Lost Stability Automatically - First Energising!) Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Inciders obtaned this Ofishyule Seekret Docyoumeant of the SIRC (Sertintlee Infinnitlee Relieabell Corporation) "From page 123 of the SIRC (Proprietary Info): 'This widely advertised, THINGAMAJIG has specifications (inside parentheses are actual performance): Failure: Assuredly Impossible! (Loses Stability Automatically - First Energising). ONLY USE IN NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MORTAL COMBAT ."Furthermore, because of our marketers' keen insight, we sold hundreds where the soldiers used THINGAMAJIGs only as specified. AS WAR GROWS SO SIRC'S CAPITAL GROWS"
Assorted Adjectives
ONLY USE IN NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MORTALCOMBATOne New Little Yare Use Stating Enemy Is Naming Names! Obnoxious! "Charles Howard" And Near Cousins! Extremely Terrifying! Opt: Sentences Using Real Verbs Invade Victoriously! Escalate Memorisation Of Real Terrifying Animals! Lions! Cats! Operatingsystems! Mouses! Bats! Anacondas! Termites! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. (see FAIL SAFE!
THINGAMAJIG (3)Tool Handy Invention! Name Good: Amajig! Major/Minor Adjust/Annihilate! Jiffy/Jig! It's Good! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
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THINGAMAJIG (2)Tool: Humorous Invented - Name: Gamajig! Adjusts/Annihilates Major/Minor Appliances/Advances! Jiffy/Jig! It's Good! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words