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80% LAZY HATSLovely And Zany - Your Headgear is Always Tacky and Shoddy. Angela Brett, when Tony mentioned he was wearing his 'lazy bastard' hat. When asked to describe it, he replied, "It was a beautiful hat when I came across it, but after years of neglect (due to laziness) it is probably a real mess by now, I don't know. When I'm wearing it, I'm too lazy to look at myself in the mirror."
Household Objects:Clothing
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