if we're going to have SOFTWASH, then I suppose we need to consider the associated
HARDWASH
Hold A Really Dirty Wollie And Scrub Hard
WASHING MACHINE
Where Aerated Suds Happen (In Neat Gyrating Maw) And Clothes Have Ingrained Nastiness Ejected
SOAP POWDER
Someone Opens A Pretty Packet Of Whitener - Dirt's Eliminated Rapidly
TUMBLE DRIER
The Unwanted Moisture's Boldly Let Evaporate During Rotation, It's Energy Reliant
DIRTY CLOTHES
Dress Is Ruined? Then You Can Launder Out The Heavy Excessive Stains
SUDS
Scram, Ugly Dirty Stains
WATER
Wear Attire, Then Everything's Rinsed
WASHING LINE
Weather's All Sunny, Hang Items Neatly, Granny's Lingerie Is Now Exposed!
CLOTHES PEG
Carved Lump Of Twig Holds Every Sock Pinching Each Gently