I think what Jeff means is that the impact of there being so many zeds in a row is so shocking as to zonk these sleeping undead. However, the 'Real? Actual' is referring to Zzzzzzzzzra being a real surname, although going by what comes before it in the alleged sentence, it seems to imply instead that it is actually true that there are zombies which are zonked by zees.
>True, Angela. The last bit can be taken either way, actually. It'd zonk a zombie, that name.
While this may be the most sense one can get out of nine zeds, that doesn't mean it makes enough sense to be in the stack.
>So true...
I can, at least, come up with part of a Zzzzzzzzzra acronym which would actually have something to do with Zachery Zzzzzzzzzra and his achievement of being last in the phone book - 'Zachery's Zillion Zenithal Zees (Zeds)...'
>Zonk Zizzing Zombies. Zero Relevance, Actually!
If we could work together and finish one along those lines it would be more coherent and topical. Perhaps it could end with some reference to Alphabetical... or, since being last in the phone book doesn't show any real achievement, it could end with 'Zero Relevance, Actually!' or 'Zero Real Achievement'.
>See above, where I filled in the blank with a portion of my attempt.
But remember... just because we're trying to think of one, there's no guarantee that an expansion for Zzzzzzzzzra actually exists. So there's no need to add a not so sensible one just because the acronym was attempted. It is better to admit there is no good Zzzzzzzzzra acronym, if that's what we find.
>True, however, it's worth trying...ever considered an "ACRONYMS REJECTS" section?
REJECTS:
Regurgitation Exemplifies Justice Et Cleanliness. True, Simple.