Hi,
One of the unsuccessful searches recently was Ivana Tinkle. You might remember that name as being one of the ones Bart asked poor Moe for as a prank call. Tony expanded it as:
I'm Very Agonised, Needing A Toilet. I'll Not Keep Legs Entwined
I wonder if we can expand some more of these, and make a category for them. There are lists of them at
http://www.geocities.com/natesimpsons/PrankCalls.html
http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/moe/index.php?go=pranks
and other sites, but we could also think of our own.