Towels

[Angela]

I emailed someone at work mentioning it's International Towel Day today (the 25th of May - see towelday.org) and got this response:

You need to be more specific.

BEACH,   BATH , SPA ,  TEA , FACE, GUEST,

I dont want to be caught carrying the wrong towel around.

Of course the capitalised towel types made me think they should be acronymised as a way of celebrating this most silly of occasions.

SPA: Signal Passing Ambulance (you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal)

BEACH: Bugblatter? Eyes Are Covered - Hooray! (wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a brush, but very ravenous))

BATH: Beware A Toweled Hitchhiker

Probably a better word would mean something like 'respect'

It's 4a.m, I can't do any more.

[Tony]

Angela never did the word itself.....

TOWELS
Take Off Watery Excess/Liquid Surplus

HAND
His&Hers Are Nearly Dry
(the temptation to break my 'rule' and do Hads Are Nearly Dry was very great!)

BEACH
Beware Exposing Anything Covered (in) Hair
(using towels to maintain modesty when changing into swimwear is tricky)

[Tony]

Let's not forget the wet stuff

WATER (5)
Wetness Assures Torso's Efficiently Rinsed

WATER (6)
Wet, And Tastes Extremely Refreshing

SWEAT
Salty Wetness Exuded After Training

PERSPIRATION
People's Exudations Ret Skin's Pores In Rivulets, Although This Is Often Nasty