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ALEXANDERAble Lad Engages Xrays At New Domain, Enters Rear Jan Morgan -- Alexander has a new job in the xray area at the rear entrance of the building
Names:First names:Male
ALEXANDRAAble Lass Enjoys Xylophone, And Needs Direction, Rhythm's Aim Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
ALEXANDRIAAble Lass Enjoys Xylophone, And Needs Direction, Rhythm Is Aim Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
ALEXISAble Lass Engages Xylophone, Is Successful Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
ALFALFAA Little For Arthritis - Limbs Freely Active Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
ALFREDA Low Fat Recipe Ensures Delight Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
ALGERIAA Little Grotty Enclave Resting In Africa Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
AL'HAITAMAnalysed Lenses, Had An Important Theory About Mirrors. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
AL'HASIBAbu Largely Helped Along Solving Irrational Bewilderment. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
ALITALIAAircraft Leave Italian Territory And Land In Adriatic Chris Kjelgaard
Transport
ALLEGORYAesop Love Legends Especially Glorious Ones Rousing Youths Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature
ALLERGYA Little Latent Enzyme Really Grabs You Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology
ALLIANCEA Large League Is Always Necessary Combatting Evil Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Military
ALLITERATIONAlike Letters Lead Individual Terms. Excess Rather Annoyingly Turns Into Overt Nausea. Eric Bridgstock
Words & Wordplay
ALLITERATIONSAnother Like Letter Indulges The Ear - Repeat Again To Induce Outrageously Nonsensical Sound. Angela Brett (see the Alliterations page at http://acronyms.co.nz/alliterations.html)
Words & Wordplay
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
ALOETTEA Lovely Objective, Essence To Try, Everyone Jan Morgan -- A home party Cosmetic Company made with Aloe Vera in it
Commerce:Companies
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
ALOHAAcclaimed Loudly On Hawaiian Atoll Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
ALONEAlways Left Out - Not Enjoyable. Angela Brett. Tony replied by saying ''Alone' is not always a case of being left out - it can be a case of leaving! You're confiusing being alone with being lonely!' and demonstrating with some more versions of ALONE.
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships
ALONSOA Louse Of No Saving Overtones Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Tempest
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Tempest
ALPHABETAll Literate People Have Already Begun English Training. Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
ALTARA Little Table Attracts Reverence Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
ALTSCAPEAlternative Landscape: Their 'Scenesaver' Creates A Personalised Environment Angela Brett, who is developing the Mac OS X version of Altscape's 'Scenesaver' and Media Manager software. (See http://www.altscape.com/index.asp?displaymode=DownloadsPage)
Commerce:Companies
ALYSSAA Loud Yell Shouts Shrilly, Actually Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
AMActually Me Jeff Anonymous, after typing 'I AM the JA acronym' on the forums and realising he should acronymise AM.
Assorted Verbs
AMANDAAmatory Maiden, And Nicely Desirable Also Tony McCoy O'Grady... Amanda means 'worthy to be loved' apparently.
Names:First names:Female
AMBASSADORSA Mission Based Abroad Serving State's Ambitions Doth Often Require Statemanship Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
AMBERAncient Miniscule Bug's Encased Reliably Sean Lamb
Science:Biology:Plants
Science:Biology:Insects
AMBULANCE'Animal Motor-Bus' Usage Largely Aids Neighbourhood Community Education Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Biology:Animals:The Dorothy Dorosett Brown Mobile Centre
AMERICAArgumentative Multitude Encamped Right In Canada's Arse Rob Rix
Places:Countries
AMERICANAnyone Mindlessly Enthusing 'Reality Is Cash' Ad Nauseum Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
AMIGAArchaic Machine, It's Gone Away. Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Computers
AMIGO"Amicus" Made Iberian, Guys Only Jeff Anonymous, doing failed searches. Amigo is the Spanish (Iberian) variant of the Latin "amicus," also meaning "friend." Both "amicus" and "amigo" apply only to males, "amica" and "amiga" replacing them when dealing with women.
People & Relationships
Science:Linguistics
AMOSA Man Of Sanctity Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion:Bible books
AMSTERDAMAny Marijuana Smoker That Ever Rolled Dreams About Metropolis Angela Brett
Places:Towns & Cities
AMSTRADAntiquated Machine Starts Trouble... Requires Another Diskdrive. Angela Brett, after a lady in her writing class who'd been using the same Amstrad for 10 years found that it needed a new diskdrive because it hadn't been cleaned.
Computers
AMTRAKAnother Metro Train Rolls Along Keenly Sean Lamb (Amtrak is the national passenger carrier of the US)
Commerce:Companies
Transport:Trains
AMYAffectionate Miss Yearns Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
ANAGRAMA New Arrangement Giving Reasonably Alike Meaning Angela Brett, describing what people usually aim for when finding anagrams.
Words & Wordplay
ANALOGUEAny Nincompoop At Large Or Girl Under Ether Rico Leffanta, because a nincompoop is analagous to a girl under ether.
Words & Wordplay
ANARCHYAnyone Not Accepting Regulations Confuses Hierarchical Yesmen. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Politics
ANARUA Naughty And Rambunctious Underling Steve Keate, acronymising his son.
Names:First names:Male
ANCHORA New Cruiser's Held Off Rocks TMcCO'G
Transport
ANDREAAnnoyingly Neat Diva Reveals Every Atom Yru Redhead
Names:First names:Female
ANDREWA Nice Dude Really Educated Well Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:First names:Male
ANGELA Near-Godly-Existence Lifeforce Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
ANGELANESSAcronyms' Natural Genius Exercises Laudable Achievements Now Earns Some Success. Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Angela's EAT POTATO won a prize and Tony said it was a recognition of her ANGELANESS.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Names:Acronymists
ANGELICAA Near Genius Engaged Loyally In Computer Activities Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Angelica MacCoy, MacGirl's secret identity. (Shhh, don't tell anyone!)
Names:First names:Female
MacGirl & KeyBoard:(Wannabe) Superheroes
ANGELOA Nun Gets Emotions Loosened Out Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Measure for Measure
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Measure for Measure
ANGERAlmost Never Gets Effective Result Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
ANGIEA Nickname Given Is Endearing Angela Brett
Names:First names:Female
ANGOLAA New Generation Of Liberation Armies. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ANGRYAnnoying Nuisances Generally Rile You Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Emotions
ANGSTROMA Nitpicking Grump's Seriously Teenchy Register Of Measurement Tony McCoy O'Grady
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
ANHEDONIAApathetic Nobody Hopes Ennui Doesn't Offer New Insights Attractively Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments:Mental Illness
ANIMAGUSAnimal Narrowly In Man, A Gift, Unusual Sorcerer Jan Morgan -- Harry Potter Lingo -- Limited (narrowly) wizards can do it
Art & Literature
ANIMALAutomobile Now Improves Many Animals' Lives Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to a request for acronymic names for The Dorothy Dorosett Brown Mobile Centre, an RV acquired by by the SPCA which is equipped for surgery, education and animal adoptions.
Science:Biology:Animals:The Dorothy Dorosett Brown Mobile Centre
ANIMISMAny Natural Item May Invoke Spiritual Manifestation Rico Leffanta
Religion
ANIMORPHSArtistically Notated Individuals Move Or 'Replicate' (Perhaps) Human Stirrings Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
ANIONA Negative Influence On Neighbours Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry
ANISEEDAlways Nice In Sweets, Enjoy Every Dose Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Confectionery
ANNAAbsolutely Needed, Noble Acquaintance Jan Morgan - someone I know
Names:First names:Female
ANOMALYA No Often Means A Lady's Yes! M.S.Prabhakar
People & Relationships
ANONYMOUSAny Nonsense Or Name You May Obscure Usually Sufficeth Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people
ANSWERA Neat Solution Where Everything's Resolved Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Thoughts
ANTAlways Nutritious Taste Rico Leffanta (see PICNIC)
Science:Biology:Insects:Edible(?)
ANTELOPEAnimal Naturally Travels Ecosystem Loping Over Pastures, Endurance Jan Morgan -- beautiful animal also called a speed goat
Science:Biology:Animals
ANTHEMA Nation's Tune Has Everyone Mouthing! Angela Brett, reflecting on the observation than in any sports event or other such occasion where people are required to sing the national anthem, most of the participants don't know all the words, so try their best at moving their mouths so they'll appear to be singing.
Entertainment:Music:Songs
ANTHONYAffluent, Nostalgic Travelling Hippy - Old, Not Youthful. Mary Carr, describing her brother (with a little help from Angela Brett.)
Names:First names:Male
ANTHROPOMORPHISMAscribing Nonhumans Typically Human Range Of Properties. One Macintosh Owner Readily Personifies Her IBook - She's Mad! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Art & Literature
ANTI-Affix Negates The Idea Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
ANTIBODIESA Natural Thing In Biology... Only Destroy If Enemy's Sensed. Angela Brett
Science:Biology
ANTIBODYAllergy: New Threat's Identified Badly -- Only Death's Yours. Angela Brett, to go with ANTIBODIES (2)
Science:Biology
ANTICAction, Nay Trick! - Is Capricious Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Nouns
ANTIOCHUSA Nasty Tyrant Insists On Containing His Ugly Secret Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Pericles
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Pericles
ANTIPASTOAnd Now To Indulge - Prepare A Starter To Order Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink
ANTONIOA Noble Trader - Of Necessarily Immense Optimism Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Merchant of Venice
ANTONYMAnother Name, Totally Opposite, Negative Yielding Moniker Gavin Lambert
Words & Wordplay
ANUBISAncient Netherworld-Underworld Being Is Supreme Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
People & Relationships:Death
ANUSArsehole's Not Unusually Smelly Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
ANZACArmy Needed Zeal And Courage Tony McCoy O'Grady (ANZAC actually stands for Australian and New Zealand Army Corps)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Military
AOLAutomatically Online Loser Jeff Anonymous (in reference to what many people think about users of America Online)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
AORTAAimed Outward, Replenishing The Ateries Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
APACHEAlways Pretty And Creative Html Everywhere Sean Lamb (Apache is the server software that runs the vast majority of the web)
Computers:Internet
APARTMENTAbode Placed Adjacently; Rather Tiny, Microscopic Even -- New Territory. Gavin Lambert - I recently bought an apartment, which I'm now living in. It seems quite small now (though nice) -- but that is almost certainly just a side-effect of my PACKRATITIS; I've just got too much Stuff :)
Places:Buildings
APE"Ancestral Primate" -- Evolutionists Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Animals
APEMANTUSAcerbic Philosopher Ever Mocking And Needling Timon's Unhappy Status Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Timon of Athens
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Timon of Athens
APHRODITEApproaching Penis Harbours Rapturous Orgasms Divinely Imparted To Eros Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Religion:Greek Gods & Goddesses
APLENTYA Plethora; Loads; Excesses Not Tested Yet Rob Rix
Main
APOCALYPSEAwesome Propounding Of Cataclysm Awaiting Lets You Ponder Supreme Eternity Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
People & Relationships:Disaster
APOLLOAffordably Purchase Our Lovely Linux Offering Sean Lamb (Apollo was the code name for RedHat Linux 5.2)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
APOLOGETICAbjectness - Provision Of Lots Of Great Evidence That I'm Contrite Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
APOSTLEA Person Once Selected To Lead Eucharist Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
APOSTROPHEA Pointer Of Syncopation, The Rightful Owner(s), Perh... "Hello, Entrant!" Angela Brett, mixing the two meanings of 'apostrophe'.
Science:Linguistics
APPALOOSAAMD Processor Portends Affordability Like One Open Source Application Sean Lamb (Appaloosa was AMD's code name for their less-expensive Duron line of processors)
Computers:Generic Hardware
Names:Code Names
APPLEA Pleasing Product Line... Excellent! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
APPLEBUGMANA Particularly Pesky Little Excon - By Uploading Germs May Annihilate Newtons Tony McCoy O'Grady
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains
APPLETALKAnyone Planning Printer LAN Expects To AppleTalk Like Krazy! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
APRILAll Plants Resplendant In Leaves Tony McCoy O'Grady, who lives in the northern hemisphere.
Time:Months
APRONA Pinafore Reflects One's Neglectfulness Tony McCoy O'Grady - the cleaner the apron, the tidier the cook?
Food & Drink
Household Objects:Clothing
APRONYMA Petite Reminder (Openers Notation) Yields Mnemonic Angela Brett (see APRONYMS)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYM!Acronym's Peak! Representation Organic, Novel, Yare, Mirthful! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Y was the hardest! Fortunately, Y is has only pages 1365-1370 in Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary (Tenth Edition.) So, I learned YARE! THANK YOU, Tony McCoy O'Grady, Angela Brett & all the rest of APRONYMANIACSVILLE! The only times I have learned more is when I have made original math discoveries.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
APRONYMISMAddressing Prior Requisite Omniscience, "Not Your Median" Is Smart-Mouthed. Rob Rix (see APRONYMS (14))
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms

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