APRONYMS BY ANGELA BRETT

About Angela Brett

Angela has not had time to update this website recently, because she is also a mathematician by training, programmer by trade, physicist by association and writer by Sunday midnight. She would like to remind people that anyone who submits an acronym to this website may send a short blurb like this one to go on their page of acronyms.


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HURTS TO BE A CARRIERHowever Unafflicted, Relaying This Sickness To Others Becomes Equally A Curse... Always Remembering Risk, I'm Etiologic Recluse. Angela Brett, when somebody searched for that phrase on the Acronyms website.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
HUSBANDHe Usually Sleeps Beside A Nuptial Darling. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
HYATTHere, You Are The Top Angela Brett
Places:Buildings
HYDROCARBONSHave You Done Rudimentary Organic Chemistry? Alkynes' Redundant Bonds Offer No Saturation. Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry
HYMEN (2)Hasn't Young Maiden Experienced Nymphomania? Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Body Parts
HYPERCARDHighly Yoozerfriendly Programming Environment Requiring Clean And Rapid Development Angela Brett
Computers:Programming
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software:Applications
HYPERTALKHave You Programmed Especially Rapidly? Try Another Language, 'Kay? Angela Brett. (The 'Kay is short for Okay and also a reference to my C programming lecturer whose last name is Kay.)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Computers:Programming
HYSTERIA (2)Have You Stopped To Engage Reason? It's Alright! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
I AM COOL'It's A Myth!' Claim Objective On-Lookers Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
People & Relationships
I AM IN LOVEIt's A Miracle! (I'm Not Lazarus, Only Very Emotional.) Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
I APOLOGISE!It's A Pity, One Loathes Often Getting Internal Server Errors. Angela Brett, after the webserver being reconfigured caused some pages on the Acronyms web site to give internal server errors.
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website
IBOOK (3)It Belongs On One's Knee Angela Brett, partly as a response to those who complain that the iBook won't fit on an aeroplane tray.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IBOOK (4)"It's Breathtaking!" -- Owner Of KeyLime Angela Brett, who has a key lime iBook.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IBOOK (6)Its Bright Outside's Overly Kooky Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IBOOK (7)It's Bought Out Of Kindness Angela Brett (see THANKS!)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware:Angela's Apples
IBOOK (8)It Blocks One's Oesophagus, Killing. Angela Brett and Steve Keate (see DONGLE (3))
Computers:Do Not Eat
IBOOK (10)It's Best Of Orchard-Kind! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IBRAHIMIraqi-Born Reasoner Analysed Hyperbolae, Integration & Motion. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
ICABIt Criticises Any Blunder Angela Brett (iCab is a Mac web browser which gives reports on all the tiny inconsequential problems in pages' HTML code.
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
ICAB (2)Internet Chauffeur, A Beauty! Angela Brett
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
ICAB (3)It Crashed! Aah, Bugger! Angela Brett
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
ICAB (4)It Crashes A Bit Angela Brett
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
ICAB (5)I'll Choose Another Browser. Angela Brett, who likes some of iCab's features but finds it to be missing a few important ones, and unstable too.
Computers:Internet:Web browsers
I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRISTI Can Achieve Nothing Desiring Only A Lazy Life... Through Him I'm Near God, Shown The Harder Road Of Understanding God's Help Can Have Responsibilities... I Seize Them! Angela Brett
Religion
ICE CREAMIn-Cone Extravagance... Can't Resist Eating Another Mouthful. Angela Brett
Food & Drink
ICED COFFEEIcy-Cold Espresso, Delicious Cream Or Foam For Enhancing Experience Angela Brett, who is slightly obsessed with iced coffee. In fact, when the heap of spare parts later to be known as KeyBoard came up with that acronym in the first episode of The ADVENTUREs of MacGirl and KeyBoard, MacGirl replied, "Actually it's not just icy-cold espresso. A lot of people think that iced-coffee is just cold coffee with ice in it but it isn't... it has to be made with milk, and sugar, and cream on top, and sometimes icecream and vanilla essence. It's a treat, not just a cold drink.Ó Angela and Dustan will be starting up an iced coffee website some time soon, rating all of the iced coffees they've tried in the quest for the perfect one. If they can manage to get permission from the superhero herself, they might even quote MacGirl somewhere on the site.
MacGirl & KeyBoard
Food & Drink:Drinks
ICYIt's Cold... Yikes! Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
IDInitialized Dynamically Angela Brett (an 'id' can be assigned any kind of object)
Computers:Programming:Cocoa
ID (2)Introspection Dominates Angela Brett, because the type of an object in Objective-C/Cocoa is not bound at compile time (where all object pointers could be the generic 'id' if you like) but is discovered at run-time by introspection.
Computers:Programming:Cocoa
IDEAInformation Does Electronically Advance. Angela Brett, after she'd said something about throwing ideas around and Tony replied 'I can't throw an idea out the hall door, never mind as far as New Zealand!'
Communication
People & Relationships:Thoughts
IDIOT (3)I Deal Insurance... Outsmart Tomorrow! Angela Brett (see SHOVE OFF)
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
IDIOTSI Don't Insult... Only Triumph Scorewise. Angela Brett, when someone on an online game called less able players idiots.
People & Relationships:Insults
I DISAPROVEIts Disastress Incorect Speling, A Por Riter Ofers Vulger Elision Angela Brett (see APROVE)
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Communication
IF ONLY YOU'D KEPT THE CONTACT DETAILS ON YOUR MAC AND USED ISYNC TO COPY THEM TO THE PHONE.It's Fortunate On New Links You Yuppies Only Use Desktop's Keyboard Entering People's Telephones To Have Everywhere -- Clie Or Nokia, They All Can Take Down (Electronically) Telephone/ Address Information. Lost Something? Only Need Your Other (Unaffected) Repository, Make A Copy And No Data's Unavailable. Synchronising Every Day Is Superfluous, Your Numerous Contacts' Telephones Only Change Once Per Year (That's Horrible Estimate, Maybe Their Own Treasured Handhelds Escaped!) Personal Humble Opinion: Not Essential. Angela Brett (who has been without a mobile phone for the past few years and hasn't missed it) in response to MISSING MOBILE PHONE - MY LIFE'S RUINED. An alternative to 'Clie Or Nokia' would be 'Cellphone or Notebook'.
Computers
Communication
IF YOU ARE GOODI'll Finance Your Own Unicorn! (Alicorn's Really Elephant's, Glued On... Oh, Devious!) Angela Brett (any young girl would be good if promised a unicorn, and parents can be sneaky when it comes to making young girls be good.)
Assorted Phrases
I HAD A GREAT TRIPI'm Home And Delighted About Global Roaming Except, Alas, That The Revelry Is Past. Angela Brett, after going around the world.
Sports & Recreation:Travel
I LEFT AN 'F' OUT OF MY ACRONYM AND I NEVER NOTICEDIt's Laughable! Each Flaw-Teasing Acronym: New Flaw. One Unfailing Typed Output From Me, & Yucky Acronym Cycle's Rounded Off. Now, You Must Always Notice Details... Initials Not Excluded, Valid Expansion, Recheck Nothing's Omitted - Type It Correctly, Everything Done. Angela Brett, after Tony acronymised a similar phrase pointing out a missed letter in one of Jeff's acronyms, but Tony's expansion was missing an F-word. Perhaps he's just too polite. ;)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
I LIKE SWORDSI Loathe Insignificant Knives - Even Swishing With One Rarely Disturbs Soldiers. Angela Brett, when somebody searched for that phrase on the ACRONYMS website.
Military:Weapons
I LIKE SWORDS (2) I Live, I Kill... Enemies Shall Weep, Or Rather, Die Suddenly. Angela Brett
Military:Weapons
ILLInvalid Lies Lethargically Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
I LOVE YOU (2)I Live On Valuing Everything You Output, Unconditionally. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
I LOVE YOU TOOInvoluntarily Lips Open, Venting Emotions You've Often Uttered (Through Obligation Only?) Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
IMAC (2)I Mailed A Companion! Angela Brett, after emailing Tony from an iMac at MacJava Cybercafe, the coolest cafe in Auckland. (Great ICED COFFEE, all sorts of historic Macs and Macazines, and great people.)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IMAC (7)It's Mostly Always Colourful. Steve Keate and Angela Brett.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IMAC (8)Indigo Model Ain't Costly Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IMAC (13)Its Monitor Angle's Configurable Angela Brett, referring to the flat-screen iMacs.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IMAC (14)Its Makers Added Character Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IMAC DVIntuitively Makes Amateur Cinema... Delicious Variations! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
I MISS YOUIt's Miserable In Solitude Sometimes... Yearning's Overwhelming, Unfulfilled. Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
People & Relationships
IMPACTI Might Perform A Crash Test Angela Brett
Transport
Science:Physics
IMPOSSIBLEI Mustn't Pass On Something So Irresistible... 'Bad' Letters Expanded! Angela Brett, when it was said that EPHEMERAL was impossible to expand.
Assorted Adjectives
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
IMPOSSIBLE (2)Insomniac Mrs. Pleads, "Oh, Stop Snoring!" Instead Bringing Louder Explosions. Angela Brett (some people won't stop snoring no matter what you do!)
Assorted Adjectives
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
IMPOTENTI Mightn't Perform On Time Every Night, Temptress! Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
I'M SLOWIt's My Sad Life On Windoze Angela Brett, as an explanation for not having noticed JAGUAR (7), OBJECTIVE-C and COCOA (2) which were hidden uncapitalised in an email.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
INANEIt's Not A Nip Exciting Angela Brett
Assorted Adjectives
INCESTIntergenerational Nookie Compromises Extreme Sexual Taboos. Angela Brett and Steve Keate
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
INCEST (2)Intrafamilial Natality Can End So Tragically Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
INCHIt's Not Considered Highbrow Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Measurement
INERTIt's Not Especially Readily Transported Angela Brett
Science:Physics
INFANTICIDEIt's Not Fair, And Not Tolerated - Innocent Child Isn't Deserving Evisceration Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order
People & Relationships:Death
INFINITYIncrement Numbers Forever - It's Nuts, I Tell You! Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
INFORMATIONI'm Not Fond Of Reading Magazines About The Importance Of Nailcare. Angela Brett
Communication
INFORMATION SYSTEMSIncomsequential Notational Fumblings, Often Recording Methodologies Attached To Inflow Of Notions - Supposedly You'll See The Exercise Means Something. Angela Brett, who so far thinks that information systems analysis is a load of rubbish, but understands that some people feel the same way about mathematics.
Computers
INFORMATION TECHNOLOGYIt's New-Fangled Organisation - Relaying Messages Across The Internet... Only Now They Electronically Can Have Nookie! Online Lovers Often Gull You. Angela Brett
Computers
INITIATIONInsult Newcomers Intensely... This Is A Test (Idiotically, Of Nothing!) Angela Brett, on the humiliating initiation rituals which movies would have us believe fraternity/sorority members have to go through.
People & Relationships
INMATEI've Not Murdered Anyone (This Evening) Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Criminals
INQUISITIONI Never Quite Understood It... So Is This It, Or Not? Angela Brett
Communication
INSANELY-GREAT.COMInternet Niche Showing Apple's Next Electronic Leap. Your G3s Rule, Endangering All The Companies Opposing Macintosh. Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing... and yes there is a Mac website at http://www.insanely-great.com.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Computers:Internet:URLs
INSANELY GREAT MACInnovative New Software Advancing New Electronic Lifestyle. You've Greatly Revolutionised Electronics... Apple Technology Makes A Comeback! Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing. (Steve Jobs described the Macintosh as being insanely great way back before it was even out of the bag, and we agree with him!)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
INSOMNIAI Need Sleep! Obviously My Nocturnal Inability's Annoying. Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
INSPECIFICIt's Not Strictly Perfect Expansion - Created In Friggin' Infinitesimal Chronos! Angela Brett, when Bern complained about her use of 'Inspecific' in GENERIC.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
INSPIRATIONI Need Some! Please Invent Rousing Acronyms To Inspire Others... Now! Angela Brett
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
INSTANT FAMEImmediate Notoriety, Simply Tack Advertising Nonsense To Forums And Miff Everybody! Angela Brett, when somebody spammed the Apronyms Forums about a website promising 'instant fame', where the fame was no more than having your name on a website... something you could achieve by posting a message on the forums. I don't recommend spamming the forums, however, please post something constructive instead.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
INSTANT FAME (2)I'll Now Spam To Attract Nitwits To Find About My Eminence Angela Brett, when somebody spammed the Apronyms Forums about a website promising 'instant fame', where the fame was no more than having your name on a website. The site appeared to be run by the Yellow Pages, and as I doubt they would resort to forum-spam for advertising, I can only assume the poster was trying to attract people to the site in order to increase his or her own 'fame'. Although, if having your name on a website counts as fame, then the simple act of posting on the forums gave just as much fame as the fame website itself.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
INSTANT FAME (3)"I'm Not Stupid... To Achieve Notoriety, Try Forming Apronyms." -- Miss Expansion 2003 Angela Brett, when somebody spammed the Apronyms Forums about a website promising 'instant fame', where the fame was no more than having your name on the website. If having your name on a website counts as fame, then a much better way to get famous is to submit apronyms to this site. (Note that this apronym was added in 2005... but I haven't added many apronyms recently so I won't claim that fictitious title for this year.)
Communication:Acronyms Forums
INSULIN BALANCE TRIALI Need Sugar Undersupply Like I Need Broken Arms... Leg Amputation, Near Coma, Every Time Risking Injury And Life Angela Brett, responding to an unsuccessful search of the site - it's so unsuccessful that even searching for the phrase on GOOGLE only brings up the Apronyms Unsuccessful Searches page. This could have been done better if the searcher had expanded on what s/he was looking for.
Science:Biology
INTIt's Neatly Truncated Angela Brett, when she had half an hour to spare in a C programming test. (In C, an int is a kind of variable which holds an integer, and values put into one get truncated.)
Computers:Programming:C variable types
INT (2)Its Name's Truncated Angela Brett, because int is short for integer.
Computers:Programming:C variable types
INTEGERSInclude Naturals - They Even Generate External Rational Set. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Number sets
INTEGRATION PROJECTIt's Not Too Easy Getting Result... Adding That Infinity Of Negligible Parts. Relying On Just Exhaustive Calculation's Terrible! Angela Brett, when somebody searched for that phrase on the Acronyms website.
Science:Mathematics
INTELInvest Nothing, They'll Eventually Lose. Angela Brett, after Steve said that he wouldn't invest any money in Intel because he doesn't think they innovate any more.
Computers
Commerce:Companies
INTENSITYInitial Nude Tryst Elicits Nervousness... Should I Touch You? Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
INTERNATIONAL DEVELOPMENT CONSULTINGIt's Not That Easy, Remembering Natives All Think In Own National Affectations. Language Dictates Ethnic Viewpoints, Every Line Of Program Must Echo Numerous Thoughts Concurrently, Or Numerous Separate UIs Litter The IDE... Nothing Generalised. Angela Brett, thinking of specifically of international software development.
Science:Linguistics
Computers:Programming
INVALID (2)I Need Ventilator And Live In Diapers Angela Brett
Science:Biology:Healthcare
INVOLVINGI Need Vulnerability, Or Looming Violence Is Not Gainful. Angela Brett - this one came about because in response to her LOVING on the forums, Tony said '"..or 'Involving'" thus creating LOVING (2). Angela briefly expected to see an expansion for INVOLVING using the same words as the LOVING expansion. All this LOVING is beginning to make it seem like FORUM POST (2) is not far from the truth.
People & Relationships:Abuse
IOMEGAI Own Marvellous External Gigabyte Accessory. Angela Brett
Computers
Commerce:Companies
IONICInstead Of Neutral, It's Charged. Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry
IOWAIt's Out West America Angela Brett
Places:States & Regions
IPODIt's Portable, Omniuseful Disk Angela Brett, referring to Apple's 'iPod' mp3 player which doubles as a firewire hard disk.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IPOD (2)I Paid - One Deposit Angela Brett, at 1a.m, after transferring some money to buy an Apple iPod. (Online banking should have safeguards in place to stop people from spending large amounts of money while they're half asleep!)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IPOD (3)Impulse Purchase? Oh, Dear! Angela Brett, who did actually think for a while before buying an iPod, but it's still dear!
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IPOD (4)I[']m Patient (One Day!) Angela Brett, who ordered an iPod this morning and expects to receive it tomorrow.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IPOD (5)Incredible Piece Of Design Angela Brett, a few hours after her iPod arrived.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware
IPOD (6)Ideal; Play-On-Demand Angela Brett, in response to FM and AM (2)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
IPOD (7)I'd Put One's Diapason Angela Brett, who assumes that eating an iPod would cause intestinal problems. (I have never heard the word diapason spoken, I hope it sounds similar enough to 'diapers on' to make this work.)
Computers:Do Not Eat
IPOD PHOTOIn Pictures Or Diapason, Person Has Obviously Taken Overdose Angela Brett
Computers:Do Not Eat
IPOD SHUFFLEIt Pains Our Digestive Systems Horribly. Unhealthy For Feeder's 'Low End' Angela Brett, on noticing that Apple's page on the new low-end iPod, the iPod Shuffle, bears the recommendation, 'Do not eat iPod shuffle.'
Computers:Do Not Eat
IQ SCOREIrrelevant(?) Questionnaire Shows Cleverness Or Retardation, Evidently. Angela Brett, who probably shouldn't criticise IQ tests since she has a particularly high IQ. They are relevant, I think, but there are some elements of cleverness they don't measure.
People & Relationships:Thoughts
IRAQ (2)It Riles America's Queen Angela Brett - by 'Queen' I mean president... when it comes to Q words, gender isn't important! (perhaps that's why QUEER starts with Q)
Places:Countries
IRENEI Rarely Expand Names <- Exception Angela Brett
Names:First names:Female
IRON (3)I Respect Otherhalf Now. Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
IRON (4)Initiate Reproduction, Or Never! Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
IRON (5)Initial Romance Over Now Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
IRON (6)Idly Reflect On Nuptials Angela Brett
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
IS AInheritance Shown Articulately Angela Brett, when a C++ lecturer mentioned that the idea of inheritance in object oriented programming (and elsewhere) is based around the phrase 'is a'. e.g. 'A mouse is a mammal' or 'A mammal is a living creature'.
Computers:Programming
ISCHISAURUSIt Should Call Herrerasaurus Its Sister, Although Uncertain Relationship's Under Speculation Angela Brett (There is speculation that Ischisaurus may actually be the same genus as Herrerasaurus.)
Science:Biology:Animals:Dinosaurs
ISDNIt's So Darn Neat! Angela Brett
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
ISOInitials Seem Off Angela Brett (ISO usually means International Organization for Standardization, so it seems as though its abbreviation should be IOS. However, ISO is not an acronym... as explained at http://www.iso.org/iso/en/aboutiso/introduction/index.html#three)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ISO (2)Initials Swapped Over? Angela Brett (ISO usually means International Organization for Standardization, so it seems as though its abbreviation should be IOS. However, ISO is not an acronym... as explained at http://www.iso.org/iso/en/aboutiso/introduction/index.html#three)
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ISOMETRIESImages Simulate Originals, Mostly. Examples: Translations, Rotations Imitate Exact Shape Angela Brett. (An isometry is a plane transformation which preserves distances, and therefore shapes of figures.)
Science:Mathematics:Geometry
ISP (2)It Starves, Profitless Angela Brett, as a modification of Jeff's ISP.
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
Commerce
ISP (5)It Shan't Prevail! Angela Brett, referring to Jeff's ISP
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Commerce
ITCHIrritation That Craves Hurt Angela Brett, since we get rid of an itching sensation by scratching and making it hurt instead.
Science:Biology:Healthcare:Ailments
ITS SO COOL!!If They Spam Several Other Communities Online, Others'll Look! Angela Brett, expanding the capitalised phrase (complete with bad punctuation) in the INSTANT FAME forum spam.
Communication:Acronyms Forums
IT'S THE ECONOMY, STUPIDI Think State's Taxing Heavily, Even Employers Cannot Offer New Offices. Maybe You Simply Think Unemployment Punishes Impious Denominations. Angela Brett
Religion
Commerce
IVORY (2)Intact Vows Of Respecting You Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the ivory (14th) wedding anniversary.
Time:Special Occasions:Wedding Anniversaries
I WANT MY MACInternational Web Access Not There - Mailing You May Also Cost. Angela Brett, when she was without her Mac and could only look at national websites on the university Macs.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
I WANT MY MAC TOOIncoherent Windoze Applications Necessitate Training - Meanwhile Your Mac's Already Completed The Obvious Operations. Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
I WAS TIREDI Went And Said Things I Regret; Excuse Delivered. Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
IWIIncreased Whanau, Ivory Angela Brett (Iwi means either 'tribe' or 'bone' in Maori, Whanau means 'family')
Science:Biology:Body Parts
People & Relationships:Family
Science:Linguistics:Maori Words
IZACI'm Zealous About Compactness Angela Brett - iZac is my Newton MessagePad 110, which works surprisingly well since it's only the second model in a long-discontinued series. iZac's web page is at http://acronyms.co.nz/angela/mac/iZac.html
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Hardware:Angela's Apples
JAGUARJust A General Upgrade, Albeit Remarkable Angela Brett (unwittingly inspired by JAGUAR (7)), referring to the well-publicised 'code name' of Mac OS X 10.2
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
JAGUAR (2)Justifiably Apple's Greatest - Users Are Raving Angela Brett (see JAGUAR)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
JAGUAR (3)Just Add Great Users, And Relax. Angela Brett (see JAGUAR)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
JAGUAR (4)Jobs Announced GPU Utilisation And Rendezvous Angela Brett (see JAGUAR)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
JAGUAR (5)Just About Godlike... Unbelievers Are Reconsidering Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
JAGUAR (6)Joins Aqua GUI, Unix, And Reality Angela Brett and Rob Rix (reality as in, not vapourware)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton:Software
Names:Code Names:Apple
JANEINJust A No Expressed In Negative Angela Brett, in response to SICNON (Ja is the opposite/negative of No, while Nein is negative to start with!)
Communication:Yesses And Noes
JANETJust Another Name... Expand This! Angela Brett, expanding another name which means nothing to me from the unsuccessful searches list. I tried leaving it to somebody who knows a Janet but none appeared.
Names:First names:Female
JANITORIALJust A Nitwit In Tattered Overalls, Responsibility Is Airport Lavatory Angela Brett, who doesn't really think that lowly of janitors, and hopes somebody doing janitorial work will respond with a more positive expansion.
People & Relationships:The Workforce:Occupations
JAPAN (2)Justifiably, Apple's Popular Around Nippon. Angela Brett
Places:Countries
JAREDJewelry's A Really Expensive Delight Angela Brett, who went to http://jared.com hoping for inspiration for this expansion, and found a jewellery store.
Commerce:Companies
Household Objects:Clothing:Jewellery & Accessories
JEALOUSJustly Envious About Loved One Undressing Someone Steve Keate and Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
JEANNEJah Endows... As Numerous Names Express! Angela Brett - Jeanne, like hundreds of other names, comes from 'John' which means 'God is gracious' or 'Gift of God'
Names:First names:Female
JEEPERS CREEPERS'Jesus!' Euphemism; Expressing Perturbation Except Removing Sacrilegious Christ Reference. Everyone Except Pagans Exigently Respects Saviour. Angela Brett, thinking that the expression 'jeepers creepers' probably came about as a replacement for 'Jesus Christ!'
Assorted Phrases
Religion
JEERINGJudging Everyone Externally Reinforces Ignorance - Never Generalise Angela Brett
Assorted Verbs
People & Relationships:Insults
JELLYJuice, Except Less Liquid. Yum! Angela Brett
Food & Drink
JEREMYJewish Equivalent Really Exhausts Mouth -- Yirmeyahu Angela Brett (Jeremy comes from a Hebrew name Yirmeyahu.)
Names:First names:Male
JOBSJanitors Outdo Bigwig's Salary! Angela Brett - Steve Jobs only gets paid $1 a year for being iCEO of Apple.
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Names:Famous people
JOKEJest - Only Kidding, Eh. Angela Brett
Laughter
JOLLYJunket: Office Looked Lonely Yesterday Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett. "Jolly" is a slang term for a pleasure-trip, something like a semi-official business trip.
People & Relationships:The Workforce
JONATHANJust One Name, Around Two Hundred Alternative Notations Angela Brett (there are several spellings of Jonathan, and seemingly hundreds of other names from the same root as John)
Names:First names:Male
JOYBUTTON (2)Jollity: On. You'd Be Unwilling To Try 'Off' Now. Angela Brett, toying with the possibility of a joy button which toggles joy on and off.
Words & Wordplay:Made Up Words
Names:Acronymists
JUDGEJustice Usually Done, Given Equity. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
JUDGES (2)Jury Unanimously Decided Guilt; Enter Sentence. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Law & Order:Occupations
JUICE (2)Juveniles Usefully Ingest Citrus Extract Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett
Food & Drink:Drinks
JULES (3)Jesus Uses Lively Evangelical Singer Angela Brett
Entertainment:Music:Artists
JUMP IN A LAKEJust Use Mother's Personal Identification Number, And Lunch At Kin's Expense! Angela Brett, while thinking about the SHOVE OFF challenge... although this one doesn't quite fit it.
Words & Wordplay:Rudeness:Rude Advertising Slogans
JUMP OUT OF A PLANE!Jolted Upwards... My Parachute's Opened Up! Thrill Of Freefall Abated, Pleasantly Lowering Adrenalin Nearing Earth. Angela Brett
Sports & Recreation:Parachuting

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