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Loose apronyms:
Perfect Apronyms OnlyAll Apronyms
100% ATTORNEYA Trick To Own Resources Never Entitled Yours Rico Leffanta
89% ATTORNEY (2)Another Trialist Teaching Of Righteousness to Near Every Youth Sean Lamb (disclaimer: my father is a Deputy District Attorney for Los Angeles County in California; yeah, this isn't the best, but it's the first thing that popped into my mind)
90% BARRISTERBegins (on) A Retainer, Regularly Instructed, Succeeds To Extract Refreshers Tony McCoy O'Grady
91% BOYS IN BLUEBattling On Your Side - It's Not Bad Luck Unless (you're) Evil. Angela Brett
100% CHIEF INFORMATION OFFICERCorrupt Hog Is Editing Facts; If Nobody Finds Our Robber, Make Anyone Take It On Nose. Occasional False Findings Increases Constabulary's Evident Resourcefulness. Angela Brett, who tends to immediately think of corrupt police officers when seeing the word 'officer' on unsuccessful searches. (See also WARRANT OFFICER)
100% COPCorrect Operational Procedure Angela Brett, after hearing a character on a police drama use that phrase.
100% COPPERCommonly Our Police, Properly Earthly Resource Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% COPSCrime's Opposers Protect & Serve Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% COUNSELORCourtroom Officer Usually Negates Someone Else's Legal Opinion Resolutely Sean Lamb
91% ELITE FORCEEmergency Light Infantry - They Eliminate Foes Or Round-up Criminal Elements Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% GESTAPOGhastly Excess Shown To A People Overrun. Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% GESTAPO (2)Germans Employed Sadistic Thugs As Police Officers Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% GESTAPO (3)Gave Everyone Shivers, Taking Away People Obdurately Patricia Rix
100% JUDGEJustice Usually Done, Given Equity. Angela Brett
83% JUDGE (2)Jumped Up Disgruntled Geriatric Establishment-arian Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% JUDGES (2)Jury Unanimously Decided Guilt; Enter Sentence. Angela Brett
100% LAWYERLoopholes And Wrangles - You Escape Retribution Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Eric's colleagues looked for a LAWYER to go with DOCTOR.
100% LAWYER (2)Lopes Away With Your Expensive Retainer Angela Brett
100% LAWYER (3)Lying Attorneys Win You Extra Rewards. Angela Brett
100% LAWYER (4)Legal Assistants Waste Your Earned Remuneration Eric Bridgstock
86% LAWYER (5)Lies And Wriggles, You End-up Robbed Mike Redmond
100% LAWYERSLies And Wanky Yarns Essential. Requires Slyness Edwin Hermann
100% LAWYERS (2)Litigation About Winning You Election... Recounts Significant. Angela Brett, after the USA elections in 2000.
100% MAGISTRATESMust Always Give Incarcerative Sentences To Repeatedly Arrested Thieves, Extortionists & Swindlers TMcCO'G
100% NOTARYNot One To Assign Rights Yet. Sean Lamb
100% OFFICEROne Fine Fellow Is Courtroom Employed Representative Sean Lamb (I haven't met a member of law enforcement that I didn't get along with yet)
100% POLICEPatrolling Our Lives In Circus Environment Rico Leffanta
100% POLICE (2)Persecution Officers Like Intimidating Citizens Excessively Steve Keate
100% POLICE (3)Pursuit Of Lowlifes Into Criminal Endeavours Angela Brett
100% POLICE (4)Pigs On Lookout In Cars Everywhere Steve Keate
100% POLICE (5)Protectors Of Law In Continuous Endeavour Angela Brett
100% POLICE (6)Patrol Old Ladies Inspecting Casual Escorts Rico Leffanta
100% POLICE (7)People Organising Litigation Incarcerating Criminals Everywhere Mary Carr
100% PRIME MINISTERPlease Remember I'm Merely Empowered Mortal, I'm Not Infallible - So Try Empathetic Reactions. Angela Brett
Names:Famous people:Politicians
100% PRIVATE EYEPerson Researches / Investigates Various Activities That Employer Expects You'll Expose Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% RCMPRixes Care; McCop Provokes. Rob Rix - Responding to Tony "McCop" O'Grady's explanation for ROYAL CANADIAN MOUNTED POLICE
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
96% ROYAL CANADIAN MOUNTED POLICERound Ontario, Yukon & Alberta, Loyal Cops Are Nearly Always Daring In Adversity. Never Missing Opportunity (Usually Never?) to Take Evil Doers Prisonwards. Outdoors Lawmen In Cold Environment Tony McCop O'Grady - who was expecting a Rix to expand this!
100% SECURITY MANAGERSeeking Errant Criminals Usually Risks Injury To Yourself - Make A New Assistant Get Endangered Recklessly Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SNIPERSecreted Neatly In Place, Expert Rifleman Tony McCoy O'Grady
Military:War & Terrorism
100% SOLICITORSeriously Overpaid Lawyer In Conveyancing Industry - Too Often Roguish Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% SOLICITOR (2)Sole Objective: List Itemized Charges Including Time On Retainer Rico Leffanta
100% WARRANT OFFICERWe Are Raiding Rooms And Not Tidying! Oh F*** Fawning If Criminal's Eventually Reprieved. Angela Brett, thinking about an officer with a SEARCH WARRANT rather than an actual warrant officer - but at least this gets it off the unsuccessful searches list, so the search was warranted.