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100% ABETAid By Encouraging Transgression Angela Brett
88% ABSCONDAppropriate! Burgle! Steal! Coin Other Names as Desired. Rob Rix
100% ALARMA Loud Appliance Ringing Madly Edwin Hermann
Science:Electronics
Assorted Nouns:Noises
100% ASHCROFTArrogant Supporter Hates Criticisms Raised Over Firearms Threat Chris Kjelgaard
Names:Famous people:Politicians
Military:Weapons
100% ASHCROFT (2)Anti-Semite Helps Christian Right's Openly Fundamentalist Teachings Chris Kjelgaard. The term "Anti-Semite" here is used in its true dictionary meaning, which refers to any person of several races and persuasions, including Arabs, Phoenicians and others - not just the Jewish people.
Names:Famous people:Politicians
100% ASHCROFT (3)Attorney's Stance Harms Constitutional Rights, Only Furthering Terrorism Chris Kjelgaard. "Only Favoring Theology" could be an alternative ending
Names:Famous people:Politicians
100% AVOIDANCEA Villainy Of Investing Dollars And Not Contributing Excise Angela Brett
Commerce:Money
100% BLACKSTONEBritish Lawyer Authored "Commentaries", Keenly Saving Tomes Of Notable Expoundings. Roger Williams
Names:Famous people
100% BROKENBy Rebelling, Outlaws Keep Everyone Noticing Angela Brett, because laws are made to be broken. The theory is that criminals are really just doing what they do because they want attention. Sentence potential criminals to preventative attention and everything will be fine.
100% BUSINESS OF POLICE PROTECTIONBecause Unpaid Security Is Not Effective, Somebody Should Offer (For Pay) Officer Left In Charge, Exclusively Premises Requested Of The Employer's Client. This Is Ordinary Nowadays. Angela Brett
Commerce
100% CALL A COPCancel All Laws Limiting Any Christmas Office Party Rico Leffanta
Time:Special Occasions:Christmas
90% CATCH THEM!Citizens Alert!/Arrest! Terrorists/Temporisers! Child-molesters! Hoodlums! Trials ==> Hopefully, Execute Murderers! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
100% CIACriminals In Authority Tony McCoy O'Grady
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
100% CIPACan't I Play Anywhere? Thinking about what the CIPA (Childrens' Internet Protection Act) really means for American libraries and schools
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
100% CIPA (2)Censoring Internet Pages Always Thinking about what the CIPA (Childrens' Internet Protection Act) really means for American libraries and schools
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
100% CIPA (3)Congress Institutes Protections Awkwardly Thinking about what the CIPA (Childrens' Internet Protection Act) really means for American libraries and schools
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
80% CIPA (4)Congress's Inane Plan for Assimilation Thinking about what the CIPA (Childrens' Internet Protection Act) really means for American libraries and schools
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
100% CLEANERSCriminal Leaders Extracting Assets Never Expecting Redemption Settlements Rico Leffanta
100% CLUEClose Look Uncovers Evidence Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% CLUE (2)Criminal Left Us Evidence Angela Brett
83% CLUESConvoluted Leads Useful (to) Experienced Sleuths Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% CONSTITUTIONContract Offering Numerous Sequential Tenets Intended To Unitedly Temper Its Own Nation Patricia Rix
Politics
100% COPOUTCunning Operation Planning On Upbraiding Target Katherine
100% COPULATEConstables Outnumber People Usually Late At Tort Events Rico Leffanta (Cop! You Late!)
100% COUNTERFEITCreating Own Undetectable Notes To Earn Revenue Freely Evidently Is Tricky Tony McCoy O'Grady
Commerce:Money
100% COUNTERFEIT (2)Coiner Operates Under Noticeable Threat; Every Risky Forgery Extends Illegal Trafficking Patricia Rix
Commerce:Money
100% COURTSChurn Out Unacceptable Rejects To Society Rico Leffanta
100% CRIMECommitting Robbery Is Manifestly Erroneous Patricia Rix
100% CRIMINALS: GET WEALTH, POWER, FAME!Criminals Repent: Invest Mind/Money In Nurturing Altruism/Achievements, Living Sacrificially. Get Eternal Treasure. Wealth Earned Assures Life's/Lasting/Luxe: True Happiness. Power: Omnipotent's Wonderful Encouragement Receive. Fame: Almighty's Measureless Empathy! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. The Organising Principles of Expansion: 1. Each Word of Apronym Expands to one sentence. 2. Each Word of Apronym is the Expansion of its Initial in the APRONYM. These contraints strengthen the APRONYM, because the expansion is more predictable. I like that.
Religion
People & Relationships:Advice
100% DEEDDue Extreme End: Divorce Angela Brett, referring to the title of a property which has to be split in a divorce.
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:Marriage & Divorce
100% DEFENSEDetective's Evidence-Finding Etiquette Not Strictly Endorsed Angela Brett (If TV shows are to be believed, people often get off because the evidence which proves their guilt was not obtained in the right way.)
100% DETECTEDDetailed Examination That Eventually Caught The Evil Doer(s) Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% DMCADon't Make Cables Abroad It's not just DeCSS that US Customs doesn't want coming into the country. Check out http://www.cs.umn.edu/~mcmillen/dmca for another viewpoint. (DMCA usually stands for Digital Millennium Copyright Act)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
80% DMCA (2)Don't Make Copies of Anything DMCA = Digital Millennium Copyright Act (US Congress)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
100% ERICExact Retribution In Coinage Tony McCoy O'Grady (Crossworders will know that an 'eric' was a fine payable by a murderer to the family of the victim)
100% EVIDENCEEvidence Vindicates Indictment. Defenders Explain Nothing 'Cept Embarrassment. Sean Lamb
100% FAKEForgeries Are Kinda Expensive Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% FAKE (2)Fraud Artists Kid Everyone Angela Brett
100% FAKE (3)Fools Are Knowingly Ensnared Angela Brett
100% FAKE (4)Forged A Karat, Expertly Patricia Rix
100% FAKESFool And Kwanza Easily Separated Angela Brett
100% FINEDFor Infraction, Ninety-Eight Dollars Angela Brett
100% FINGERPRINTSForensic Investigators Now Get Enhanced Results, Putting Rogue Individuals Near 'The Scene' Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% FOREMAN OF THE JURYFinished Off Reviewing Evidence, My Announcement Notes Our Findings. Trial Has Ended, Judge Usually Rules Years. Angela Brett
94% FORGED SIGNATUREFraudsters Or Robbers Generally Employ Deception. Seldom Is Genuine Notation Available, The Usual Result (is) Embarrassment Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% GAOLGirls Are Only Lads Rico Leffanta
Places:Buildings
83% GAVELGive A Vital End to Lawsuit Sean Lamb
88% HEARSAYHis Evidential Account's Really Secondhand (According to Yvette) Angela Brett
100% HOLDUPHoodlums Often Loud Demands Upset Personnel Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% HOMICIDEHorror Of Murder Is Captured In Deceased's Expression Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
86% INDICTIgnorance is No Defense In Court Today Sean Lamb
100% INFANTICIDEIt's Not Fair, And Not Tolerated - Innocent Child Isn't Deserving Evisceration Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
100% INSIt's Now Security Sean Lamb (INS was the Immigration and Naturalization Service in the US until it merged into the DHS [Department of Homeland Security])
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
100% JAILJust Another Inmate Lodging. Roger Williams
Places:Buildings
100% JOHN JAYJustice Of Historic Notoriety, Just Another Yankee Robert Anonymous
Names:Famous people
100% JURYJudge: Unanimous? Representative: Yes. Angela Brett
88% JUSTICEJoin the United States - They Incarcerate Criminal Evildoers Angela Brett, with a rose-tinted view of JUSTICE (the AMERICAN WAY.) It isn't really true. After all, they didn't incarcerate Bill G*t*s.
100% JUSTICE (2)Jury's Undecided? Seems That I'm Convicted Erroneously. Tony McCoy O'Grady (see GUILTY)
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
100% JUSTICE FOR ALL!Just Us! Selfish Temporisers! Individuals Completely Egotistical! For Ourselves! Ruin Antagonists! Low Lifes! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
100% LAWLevelled Against Wrongdoing Angela Brett
100% LAWFUL CONDUCTLove And War: Fair Until Lawyers Come, Openly Nicking Dollars Using Clever Tricks Angela Brett
100% LAWSUITLegal Actions Will Sometimes Use Intricate Terminology Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% LEGALLoopholes Exploited, Getting Around Laws Angela Brett and Steve Keate
100% LOOPHOLELawyers Out Of Principles Halting Other Legal Effects Rico Leffanta
100% MISTRIALMaybe It's Supposed To Result In A Liquidation Sean Lamb
100% MURDERMotive Usually Revenge, Dealt Excessively Ruthlessly. Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Death
100% NABNet A Baddie Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% NAB (2)Now Apprehended Burglar Jan Morgan
100% NETNow Everyone's Thieves Sean Lamb (NET, in this reference, is the acronym given by the US Congress to the No Electronic Theft Act, which is supposed to simplify criminal prosecution for distributing proprietary files online)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers:Internet
100% ON THE LAWOne Night They Had Extra Labor And Wages Sean Lamb (A train crew is "on the law" when they have exceeded their allowed work time between rest periods)
Transport:Trains
100% OUTLAWSOld Uncles Talking Laughingly About Wayward Sisters Rico Leffanta
100% OUT OF HEREOnce Under That Old Fence, He'll Evasively Run East Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
100% PATENTPrior Art Treated Egregiously, Not Trusted Sean Lamb (the patent office is called to terms by the W3C with prior art on Eolas's web embedding patent)
100% PATENT (2)Patent Application Truthful? Eolas Needs Tutoring Sean Lamb (the patent office is called to terms by the W3C with prior art on Eolas's web embedding patent)
Computers:Internet
100% PIRACYPernicious Individuals Rob And Cheat You Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% PLEA BARGAINS Protagonist's Lawyer Expects A Bad Answer, Reasons Guilty Announcement Induces Nicer Sentence Angela Brett
100% POLICE PROTECTIONProbity Of Lieutenants Is Central, Ensuring Public Resources Operate To End Criminal Threats .... Intimidation's Outlawed Now Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% POLICE STATIONPlace Of Lies, Injuries Coerce Explanation. Suddenly They Are Terminating Investigation - Oh No! Steve Keate and Angela Brett
Places:Buildings
100% PURSUITPolice Under Requirements So Ultimately I Tergiversate Taylor Rundell's the name. I thought of the acronym in my brain, but I also used the thesaurus @ thesaurus.com
100% RACKETSRunning A Criminal Kingdom - Evil Thugs Succeed Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% RANSOMRecovery Attempt Needs Shooters Or Money Eric Bridgstock, after Angela's laptop was held to ransom.
100% RANSOM NOTEReally Awful Notice. Statement Of Malice. Not Often Tackled Easily. Eric Bridgstock
Communication
100% RAPERascal Assaults, Penetrates Eagerly. Steve Keate
100% RAPE (2)Readily Aborted Pregnancy Eventuates. Angela Brett
100% RETRIEVERecover Everything They Robbed In Evening's Violent Episode Tony McCoy O'Grady, whose mother once retrieved some of what had stolen in a burglary
100% RICHARD PERLEReaganite's Influence Conquers - Has Administration Reject Diplomacy, Preferring Extremely Right-Leaning Enforcement Chris Kjelgaard. "Extremely Rigorous Law Enforcement" could be an alternative ending
Names:Famous people:Politicians
Military:War & Terrorism
100% SAFE (2)Systems Adapted! Fully Electronic! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Electronics
100% SAFE (3)System Adapted! Fully Executed! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Capital Punishment.
100% SEARCH WARRANTSince Everyone Assumes Real Criminal's Here, We Are Raiding Rooms And Not Tidying. Angela Brett
100% SECURITYSafe Existence Creates Uniquely Relaxed, Incredibly Tractable You Patricia Rix
100% SECURITY (2)Safe Evolvement Causes Us, Relaxed In Trusting Yield Jan Morgan
100% SHARON TATESkelter, Helter Atrocity, Repulsive. On News Telling August's Terrible Event Jan Morgan - the Tate-La Bianca murders that Charles Manson orchestrated (the song 'Helter Skelter' by The Beatles was written in blood on the walls)
Names:Famous people:Actors & Actresses
100% SIGNATURE (2)Smallprint Is Giving Nobody A Total Understanding... Refrain/Retract Endorsement. Angela Brett
Commerce
100% SLANDERSpoken Libel And Now Defamation Endanger Rights Sean Lamb
100% SOSUMISound. Overtly Shagging Up Music Industry Tony McCoy O'Grady. The makers of the early Mac computers stated that they would never be used to make music. The name of the sound called "sosumi' translates as "so sue me". (see http://www.newtontalk.net/archive/newtontalk.2002-04/1425.html for more information)
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Entertainment:Music
100% SPECIAL WEAPONS AND TACTICSSome Police Experts Can Incapacitate A Larrikin With Exceptional Armaments. Positions Often Need Surrounding All Night / Day... The (Armed?) Criminal Then Is Captured / Shot Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% STICK 'EM UPSee This? It Could Kill Everybody. Make Unarms Prominent! Angela Brett ('unarms' are arms without arms, that is, unarmed arms. An alternative ending is 'Money Upfront, Please!')
100% STICK 'EM UP (2)See These? I Collect Kingly-Embossed Monies, Undo Purses! Tony McCoy O'Grady
100% STICKY ENDSaying That I Could Kill You Evoked Nasty Death Angela Brett -- don't threaten people, they might be armed with glue guns or worse.
People & Relationships:Death
100% STIPULATESet Terms In Place Under Legal Agreement That's Enforceable TMcCO'G
88% STONEWALL RIOTSSissies Take On Narrow-minded Enemies, Warring After Lights-out, Ladymen Rebels Insure Our Tavern's Safety Robert Anonymous
History
People & Relationships:Love & Lust:LGBTQIA
100% SUSPECTSSoaking Up Sunbeams, Probably Exceeding Contractor's Time Schedule Rico Leffanta
100% TERMS AND CONDITIONSThey Explicitly Restrict Mature Signers' Actions. Never Disobey Commands, Or No Deal! In Truth, Individuals Often Nonchalantly Skim. Angela Brett
100% TORTTwist Out Revenue Tidily Jeff Anonymous, since 'tort' comes from the Latin 'torquere' 'to twist'
100% TRIALTricky Reasoning Is Almost Laughable Angela Brett
100% TRIAL (2)Two Rival Ideas About Law Angela Brett
100% TRIAL (3)To Rally/Reconcile Interpretations And Loopholes Angela Brett
100% UIFSAUltimatum Insures Families Secure Alimony Sean Lamb - UIFSA really stands for the Uniform Interstate Family Support Act, an act that will enable the state that issues the first support order to have jusrisdiction over the payor (sic) regardless of which state the payor resides in. I used 'Families' instead of 'Fathers' because there are quite a few deadbeat moms out there with the deadbeat dads (growing up with a father prosecuting child support cases taught me that lawbreaking is an 'equal opportunity employer').
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
People & Relationships:Family
100% VICTIMVillain Is Cruelly Torturing & Injuring Me. Angela Brett
100% ZERO TOLERANCEZap Experimental Rounds Of Thievery, Offender's Liberty Encourages Repeated And Nastier Criminal Exploits. Angela Brett