Do Not Eat

[tony]

CABLE
Chewing A Bit Lacks Excitement

[Angela]

Cables are so last-century. For a light snack I prefer the radio waves of WIRELESS networking.

WIRELESS: Weight Is Restricted Easily, Light-Eating's So Simple

IPOD PHOTO: In Pictures Or Diapason, Person Has Obviously Taken Overdose

Or, as it would probably wreak havoc with the large intestine:

IPOD: I'd Put One's Diapason

(I have never heard the word diapason spoken, I hope it sounds similar enough to 'diapers on' to make this work.)

[tony]

Angela wrote:

>Cables are so last-century. For a light snack I prefer the radio waves of WIRELESS networking.

AIRPORT
Alimentary Intake's Restricted, Proffer One Roxio Toast!

[tony]

APPLE
Are Processor's Parts Lacking Edibility?

MACINTOSH
Might A Computer's Internals Torment One's Stomach Horribly

KEYBOARD
Keep Eating Your Breakfast - Of ASCII-Related Dishes

ASCII
Are Some Computer Ingredients Inedible?

[tony]

CHIPS
Can I Have Processors Salted?

MEMORY
Much Eaten - Makes One Retch Yuckily.
(Applications are often described as 'eating' memory)

DONGLE
Devoid Of Nutriments - Generally Lacks Edibility

MODEM
Much Od Diet's Evidently Malnourishing

[Angela]

>>> On 15 January 2005 19:20:52 UTC, tony wrote:

CHIPS
Can I Have Processors Salted?

CIHPS, eh? Sorry, but you Can't Have Intel Processors Salted

SPEAKERS: Some People Eat Audio Kit, Ending Really Sick

[tony]

Angela wrote:

> tony wrote:
>> CHIPS
>> Can I Have Processors Salted?

> CIHPS, eh? Sorry, but you Can't Have Intel Processors Salted

Can I Have Pepper 'Stead?
(As this is a misspelling there's no need to include this in the update.)

[Angela]

Can I Have Proper Spelling?

[tony]

Angela wrote:

> Can I Have Proper Spelling?

LOL - p,r,o,p,e,r.

:-)

[tony]

ACETIC ACID
Asperged Cautiously & Evenly Throughout Individual's Computers - Aids Chips In Digestiveness

(one always has vinegar on chips!)

[Incredible Inedible Cookery]

I wrote:

> ACETIC ACID
> Asperged Cautiously & Evenly Throughout Individual's Computers - Aids Chips In Digestiveness

> (one always has vinegar on chips!)

I forgot about the SALT
Season A Little Technology

[Sporkmaster]

USB: Unkind [to] Sensitive Bowels

[tony]

CHIPS
Chewing Helps Internal Processing System

[Jeff]

When I saw the iPod Shuffle website this category was the first thing that came to my mind -- but I really have been too busy with Latin (INTER ALIA, as it were) lately and have fallen behind on apronyms.

IPOD SHUFFLE:
It's Portable, Obviously Durable.  Should Happy Users Find Freedom, Loving eMacs?
(Suspecting that people will buy a Mac after a happy iPod Shuffle experience -- though to be technical, with the eMac you need a USB extender to plug in the mini).

*INTER ALIA: Infinite Number of Things, Events, Readings, All Looming In Aggregate.

*INTER ALIA: I Need To Enthusiastically Restart Apronyms, Lest I Atrophy.

[tony]

SOCKET
Swallowing One Causes Keen Electric Tingle

PLUG
Possible Lunch? Unlikely Gastronomy!

MICROPHONE
Mine Is Chewy & Rubbery, Others (Plastic) Have Obviously No Edibility

SPEAKER
Small Parts Enhance A Kitchen-Executive's Recipes