Author Topic: Acronymous Anonymous  (Read 13870 times)

Angela Brett

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Acronymous Anonymous
« on: July 27, 2001, 08:37:34 PM »
Hi,

I've had a lot of people send acronyms which are not suitable for this site, mostly because they are commonly used acronyms or mnemonics which either don't spell words or the words aren't related to the expansions. However, I've also had some acronyms sent to me which are the right kind of acronym, but they're reasonably well known and nobody knows who thought of them.

I don't really want to include these on the site, because then I'd feel like I'd have to add all the anonymous acronyms out there, and people might get the idea they can just scour other acronym sites and send me their finds. These could soon begin to dominate over the acronyms which were sent in by their authors, and the people who actually deliberately contributed to this website/stack would fade into the background. I also prefer it if the acronymist knows about this site, although that's not such an issue with acronyms which nobody knows the origin of.  I'm fine if the creator of the acronym wishes to be marked as Anonymous, as long as the acronym(s) are still submitted by whoever thought of them. I want this website to be more about creation than collection.

However, some of the acronyms are quite good. Rather than cluttering the main site with anonymous contributions, there could be a forum thread (this one!) where people can post well known/anonymous acronyms which they particularly like. Of course, these would only be acronyms which otherwise fit roughly inside the submission guidelines - the acronym would have to fit the expansion, and they'd be deliberately created as this form of wordplay rather than just a bunch of letters like JABOL.

Jeff

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Acronymous Anonymous
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2001, 05:36:53 AM »
Angela, you now have to expand JABOL.  A matter of honor, it is.  :)

Angela Brett

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Acronymous Anonymous
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2001, 12:33:31 PM »
Look carefully - I already did!


>>> On 27 July 2001 17:36:53 UTC, Jeff wrote:

Angela, you now have to expand JABOL.  A matter of honor, it is.  :)

Jeff

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Acronymous Anonymous
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2001, 03:47:56 PM »
I see...Just A Bunch Of Letters.  You had it concealed.

Angela Brett

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Acronymous Anonymous
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2001, 06:23:40 PM »
Here are some of the acronyms I've been sent, which were heard in conversation:

BITCH--
1) Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming and Helpful
2) Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming and Horny
3) Bill's in Trouble, call Hillary
4) Boys, I'm taking charge here

I've also seen a few on a website - BASIC=Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control, and the wholly incorrect MACINTOSH=Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.

Jeff

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« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2001, 08:13:13 AM »
Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.



Why does that sound so much like my computer on a bad day?

Angela

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Acronymous Anonymous
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2002, 02:41:26 PM »
I was sent these acronyms, which are anonymous in more ways than one! They are, according to the person who sent them to me, from the community of
recovering persons (12 Step programs ranging from substances to behaviors)

A A - Adventurers Anonymous.

A A -  Altered Attitudes

A A - Altruistic Action

A A -  Attitude Adjustment

A C T I O N  - Any Change To Improve Our Natures

A F G O - Another Freaking Growth Opportunity

A N O N Y M O U S - Actions, Not Our Names, Yield Maintenance Of Unity
and Service.

A N G E R - Any No-Good Energy Rising.

A S A P - Always Say A Prayer.

B A T H - Behavior, Attitude, Thinking, and Habits.

B E S T - Been Enjoying Sobriety (Serenity) Today?

B I G   B O O K - Believing In God Beats Our Old Knowledge

B O G G L E - Bad Or Good, God Loves Everyone

C A L M - Can Anger Leave Me.

C A R D S - Call your sponsor, Ask for help from your Higher Power, Read
the Big Book, Do the Twelve Steps, Stay active in your group.

C A R E - Comforting And Reassuring Each Other

C H A N G E - Can Help Attract New Gifts and Energy.

C H A N G E - Child Having Another Growth Experience

C H A N G E - Choosing Honesty Allows New Growth Everyday

C H A O S  =  Can't Handle Another Overwhelming Situation

D E A D - Don't  Ever  Admit  Defeat

D E A D - Drinking  Ends   All  Dreams.

D E N I A L - Didn't Even Know I Always Lied

D R Y - Doing Recovery Yourself.

E G O - Edging God Out

F A I L U R E - Fearful, Arrogant, Insecure, Lonely, Uncertain,
Resentful, Empty.

F A I T H - Facing All In Trusting Him

F A I T H - Fantastic Adventures In Trusting Him.

F A I T H - Fear Ain't In This House.

F A I T H - Finding Answers In The Heart

F A I T H - For All I Trust Him

F E A R - Face Everything And Recover

F E A R - False Events Appearing Real

F E A R -  Fighting Ego Against Reality.

F E A R - Fools Every Alcoholic Repeatedly

F E A R - Forever Escaping And Retreating

F E A R - Forgetting Everything's All Right

F E A R - Frantic Efforts to Appear Recovered.

F E A R - F... Everything And Run  (before recovery)

F E E L - Feel, Experience, Express, Let go.

F I N E - Free, Independent, New and Energetic

F I T - Faith, Intuition, Trust.

G I F T - God Is Forever There

G I F T S - Getting It From The Steps

G O D - Gifts Offered Daily

G O D - Give Others Dignity

G O D - Good Orderly Direction

G R A C E - Gently Releasing All Conscious Expectations.

H A L T - Honestly, Actively, Lovingly, Tolerant.

H A L T - Hope, Acceptance, Love, Tolerance

H A L T - Hungry, Angry Lonely, Tired

H E A R T - Healing, Enjoying, And Recovering, Together

H E L P - His Ever-Loving Presence

H E L P - Hope, Encouragement, Love and Patience

H O P E - Hang On, Pray Everyday

H O P E - Happy Our Program Exists

H O P E - Hearing Other Peoples' Experience

H O PE - Heart Open; Please Enter

H O P E - Helping Other People Everyday

H O P E - Help Open People's Eyes

H O W - Honest, Open, and Willing

H O P E - Hang On; Pray Every day.

H O P E - Hope Overcomes Petty Emotion.

LET GO - Leave Everything To God, Okay?

L O V E - Living Our Valuable Experiences.

I S M - Insecure, Selfish, Me

N U T S - Not Using The Steps

O D A A T - One Day At A Time

P A C E - Positive Attitudes Change Everything.

P E A C E - Providing Experienced Attitude Changes Every day.

P R I D E - Pretty Ridiculous Individual Directing Everything.

P R O G R A M - People Relying On God Relay A Message

P U S H - Pray Until Something Happens

P U T - Patience, Understanding, Tolerance.

R E L A T I O N S H I P - Real Exciting Love Affair Turns Into
Outrageous Nightmare, Sobriety (Serenity) Hangs In Peril

S I T -  Stay In Today

S I T  D O W N -  Stay In Today, Do Only What's Necessary

S L I P - Sobriety Loses Its Priority

S O B E R - Simply Observe Bill's Exemplary Recovery

S O B E R - Son of a Bitch, Everything's Real

S O B E R - Spiritually On Beam; Everything's Right

S O B E R - Spirituality Over Booze Equals Recovery.

S P O N S O R - Sober Person Offering Newcomer Support Of Recovery.

S T E P S - Solutions To Every Problem in Sobriety

S W A T - Surrender, Willingness, Acceptance, and Trust

T E A M - Together Everyone Achieves More

T H I N K  - The Happiness I Never Knew

T I M E - Things I Must Earn

T R U S T - Teaching Recovery Using Steps and Traditions

T R U S T - Try Relying Upon Steps and Traditions

W H O  M E? - Willingness, Honesty, Open-mindedness, Must Exist.

Y A N A -  You Are Not Alone.

Y E T - You're Eligible Too

Patricia

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Acronymous Anonymous
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2002, 12:28:53 PM »
Melanie had these forwarded from her brother-in-law. Like Angela, I do not agree with the MacIntosh acronym, but it takes all kinds:

PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN - It Still Does Nothing

APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

SCSI - System Can't See It

DOS - Defective Operating System

BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM - I Blame Microsoft

DEC - Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW - World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of
Mathematics

COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out

MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools
Teenagers

Neeraj

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Acronymous Anonymous
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2002, 04:19:23 PM »
STUPID: Surely The Ultimate Person I Desire

Tony

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Acronymous Anonymous
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2002, 07:23:42 PM »
Neeraj wrote:

> STUPID: Surely The Ultimate Person I Desire

NITWIT
Nobody, I Think, Whom I'd Treasure

THICKO
They Have Intellect Completely Kicked Out

rob s

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Acronymous Anonymous
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2003, 02:39:39 PM »
FORD - Found On Road Dead
     - First On Race Day
     - Fix Or Repair Daily
     - Frigin Old Recycled Dodge

DELTA - Dont Even Leave The Airport

PONTIAC - Poor Old Niceguy Thinks Its A Caddilac

Tony

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Acronymous Anonymous
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2003, 02:06:15 AM »


MOTORCARS
Millions Of Them Overload Roadways, Causing A Right Snarl-up

Angela

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Acronymous Anonymous
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2003, 02:49:16 PM »
Is that really an 'Acronymous Anonymous' acronym?


>>> On 08 March 2003 13:06:15 UTC, Tony wrote:

MOTORCARS
Millions Of Them Overload Roadways, Causing A Right Snarl-up

tony

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Acronymous Anonymous
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2003, 03:42:51 PM »

 Angela wrote:

Is that really an 'Acronymous Anonymous' acronym?

No, it was a follow-up to Rob S's message ragarding Pontiacs and other names

Rachel Park

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Acronymous Anonymous
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2003, 01:55:56 PM »
FOB=Fresh Off Boat