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ADOBEAmerican Desert-Originated-Brick Edifice Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Buildings
ADOLF HITLERAustria's Demented Ogre Looked For Heaven, Instead Totally Lost Euthenical Reich. Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Politicians
ADOPTEDAngel Dancing On Pin Turning Either Direction Rico Leffanta, referring to that very Catholic question: "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?" If you are adopted (and are, one presumes, angelic) you must dance according to the direction of your new parents - whatever direction that may be, or fall from the only thing stable in your life...
Religion
People & Relationships:Family
ADRIANAAnnoyance Deepens Regarding Identities - Anger Narrowly Averted Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Comedy of Errors
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Comedy Of Errors
ADSAnticompetitiveness Doesn't Sell ADS = Active Directory Service (Microsoft)
Re-expansions of existing acronyms
Computers
ADULTERYAdults Doing Unlawful, Lustful Things - Exploring Repressed Yearnings Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
ADULTERY (2)Absolute Denial, Undermining Love Trust, Explicit Reprehensible Yarns Jan Morgan
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
ADVENTUREA Dastardly Villain Enters Niceguy Territory - Usually Really Exciting! Angela Brett, while pondering the ADVENTUREs of MacGirl and KEYBOARD.
MacGirl & KeyBoard
ADVICEAvoid Dreadful Violence In Caring Environment Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We are forming a new community group to end abuse, we are looking for a catchy acronym using the A for abuse. We don't want to limit ourselves to only family violence, or child abuse. Our purpose is to educate and raise awareness.
People & Relationships:Advice
People & Relationships:Abuse
AERATE MEAn Explanation Required As This Eludes Me, Elucidate! Tony McCoy O'Grady, wondering about the meaning of 'coolies.'
Assorted Phrases
AFAIKAccept Free Advice, I'm Knowledgeable!!! Tony McCoy O'Grady (AFAIK usually stands for 'As Far As I Know')
Re-expansions of existing acronyms:Conversational
A FASTAll Feasts Are Stopped Today Jan Morgan - see FASTING
Religion
Food & Drink
AFFCOTA Frightful Fart Cuts Off Talking. Angela Brett (Affcot is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'The sort of fart you hope people will talk after.')
Words & Wordplay:Liffs
AFGHANISTAN (2)Already-Forgotten Guerrillas Happy As New Invasion Supersedes Taliban As News Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Countries
AFGHANISTAN (3)Armed Fundamentalists Generate Havoc As Naive Infidels See Taliban Again Nascent Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Countries
AFGHANISTAN (4)American Forces Get Hurt As, Newly, Insurgents Start Terrorism Against Nation Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Countries
AFGHANISTAN (5)Armed Fundamentalist Groups Harassed After Noisily Insisting Supremacy, Terrorizing American Nation Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Countries
AFGHANISTAN (6)After Fighting, Grievously Harmed Asian Nation Impotently Struggles, Torn Apart Nightly Chris Kjelgaard
Places:Countries
AFRAIDAnxious For Reassurance, And In Distress Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
AFRAID (2)Anxious For Reassurance About Imminent Danger Angela Brett
People & Relationships:Emotions
AFRICAN AMERICANA Famous Race (It Came Across North Atlantic) Many Enduring Rigours / Intense Cruelty And Nastiness Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships:Nationalities & Races
AFTERSHOCKA Fellowship To Explain Redemption & Share Happiness Of Christian Knowledge Tony
Religion:Men's Ministry
AGAINST THE GRAINAll Genetic Alterations In Natural Seeds Taint The Horticultural Environment. God's Rapeseeds Adequately Impart Nourishment. Angela Brett, considering a possible name for an anti-GE organisation.
Science:Biology
Politics
Science:Environment
AGAMEMNONA Greek Aggressor Making Empty (Mainly Noble Oratory) Noises Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Troilus and Cressida
AGEAnnually Gets Elevated Angela Brett
Time:Age
AGESAeons, Generations, Epochs & Such? Angela Brett, after Edwin mentioned on the forums that he hadn't submitted an acronym for AGES and should be punished. I figured I'd better submit an acronym for AGES before anyone punished me!
Time
AGES (2)Approaching Geriatricity Every Second! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Time
AGES (3)A Geriatric's Emailing Session! Tony McCoy O'Grady, after returning from a trip and finding that the backlog of emails took ages to download.
Time
AGES (4)A Game (Ensemble Series) Jeff Anonymous, in reference to the "Age of Empires" series by Ensemble Studios, published by Microsoft (but available for Mac) and also as a response to the thread in the Acronyms forums which produced AGES.
Computers:Games
AGITATEAlways Get In The Action To Excite Rico Leffanta
Assorted Verbs
AGNOSTICA God's Not Observable, So Truth Isn't Certain Angela Brett
Religion
AGNOSTIC (2)As God's Not Obviously Shown, This Individual's Cynical Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
AGONYAffair Going On Near You Rico Leffanta
People & Relationships:Love & Lust
People & Relationships:Emotions
AHAAaah, He's Admitted! Angela Brett, when Tony finally admitted to being the mysterious acronymaniac known as TRICKERTREAT.
Communication:Acronyms Forums:Mystery Posters
AHMED IBN YUSUFArab-Hatched Mathematician, Expanded & Discussed Important Book. Nodoubt, Yusuf's Usual Studies Used Fractions. Angela Brett (Ahmed ibn Yusuf wrote on ratio and proportion, and expanded on/discussed book 5 of Euclid's 'Elements')
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
AIDAnnual Income Decrement Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Tax Assessment.
Commerce:Money
AIDANAn Individual, Dandy Adult, Newlywed Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
AIMEEAffectionate Is Meaning, Entreating European Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
AIRAllows Instant Resuscitation. Roger Williams
Science:Chemistry
Science:Biology
AIR (2)Almost Infuriating Redhat Sean Lamb (Air was the codename for Mandrake Linux 7.0)
Computers:Linux
Names:Code Names:Linux
AIR (3)Animals Inhale Regularly Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry
Science:Biology
AIR (4)Aids In Respiration Angela Brett
Science:Chemistry
Science:Biology
AIR FORCEArmed Individuals Regularly Fly On Reconnaissance (Covert) Exercises Top-Gun McCoy O'Grady
Military
AIRLINESAviation Industry Regularly Leaves Individuals Needing Extra Space Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport
AIRPLANEAerial Innovation Rising Perpendicular, Lifts Achieving Necessary Elevation Jan Morgan
Transport
AIRPORTAbounding In Runways, Plenty Of Recreational Travellers Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places
AIRPORT (2)Alimentary Intake's Restricted, Proffer One Roxio Toast! Tony
Computers:Do Not Eat
A IS FOR APPLEAnother Instructive Sentence Forming Opinions Regarding Alphabetic Pedagogy... Please Learn Earnestly. Angela Brett
Assorted Phrases
ALABAMAA Large Aeronautics, Based At Madison Area Jan Morgan - Madison County, Alabama, is where Huntsville is located and Huntsville has an aeronautics space camp for kids.
Places:States & Regions
ALABAMA (2)Americas Largest Active Battleship Alabama, Mobile Area Jan Morgan - Can Be toured here it saw action in WWII and was the largest ever built
Military
Transport
Places:States & Regions
ALADDINAdding Lavish Animation, Disney Does It Now Sean Lamb
Entertainment:Movies
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters
ALANA Leader, Able Navigator Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
ALAN GUTHAttended Lecture About 'Negative' Gravity -- Universe Triggered How? Angela Brett, after attending Guth's colloquium 'From Special Relativity to Cosmic Inflation' -- for more information, or to download the video, visit http://agenda.cern.ch/fullAgenda.php?ida=a054002
Names:Famous people
Science:Physics
ALAN GUTH (2)Astrophysicists Love A New Grand Unified Theory Hypothesis Angela Brett -- ALAN GUTH may be the expert on rapid expansion in cosmological terms, but an astrophysicist wth the letters GUT in his name is just asking for rapid expansion of a different kind. Perhaps the N word should be changed to 'Nice' or 'Neat' since I'm sure not all GUTs are welcomed, but 'New' flows better.
Names:Famous people
Science:Physics
ALAN TURINGAt Large Across Net Terminals Unlawfully. Really Is No Good Tony McCoy O'Grady, hypothesing about Turing's descendants becoming supercriminals.
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:When good scientists go bad
ALARMA Loud Appliance Ringing Madly Edwin Hermann
People & Relationships:Law & Order
Science:Electronics
Assorted Nouns:Noises
ALAS!Advantage Lost! Abashed! Surprise! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Main
ALASKAA Lotta Arctic Snow - Keep Away! Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:States & Regions
ALASKA (2)Arctic Lair Afforded Seals; Kodiaks Also Patricia Rix
Places:States & Regions
ALASKA (3)Audacious Lawlessness Allowed Spurious Klondike Acquisitions Roger Williams
Places:States & Regions
History
ALASKA (4)A Large Arctic Sledding, Klondike Area Jan Morgan
Places:States & Regions
ALBANIAAlthough Lying Beside Adriatic, Normally It's Alpine. Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
ALBANYA Loyal Briton And Not 'Yellow' Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (The Tragedy Of) King Lear
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:(The Tragedy Of) King Lear
AL'BATTANIAlbategnius' Liber Bore Astronomical Tables, Trigonometric Advances & Newer Information. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
ALBERT EINSTEINA Less-Bearded Enigmatic Researcher Tells Everyone In Natural Science That Everything's Interrelated Naturally Sean Lamb
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
ALBERT KLAGESAnother Link Between Epochs - Relays Tale Knowing Little About Game's Eventual Signification Angela Brett, referring to the character in 'The Solitaire Mystery' by Jostein Gaarder
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:The Solitaire Mystery
ALBUS DUMBLEDOREA Leading Bigwig Unusual Sorcerer Does Unbelievable Magic, Believes Love Endures Dangerous Offensive Recidivist. Educator Jan Morgan -- Harry Potter character
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
ALBUS PERCIVAL WULFRIC BRIAN DUMBLEDOREA Learned Brit, Uses Sorcery Prodigiously. Evil Rebels Create Insurgencies, Valiantly Albus Leads Wizards, Undermining Lord's Forces. Recently Incriminated, Came Back Righteous. Ingeniously Annihilated Nemesis' Defenses (Uncompletely). Made, By Loathsome Educator, Deceased. Oh Rowling’s Enormity! Robert Anonymous - Of the fifty or so apronyms I've done, this one is my favorite.
Art & Literature:Fictional Characters:Harry Potter
ALCHEMYActivate Libido, Carefully Hone Every Mettle Yourself. Rico Leffanta
Science:Chemistry
ALCIBIADESA Loyal Comrade Indeed - Battles Into Athens, Despatches Enfeebled Senators Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Timon of Athens
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:Timon of Athens
ALCOHOLA Little Consumption Often Helps Open Legs Rico Leffanta
Drugs
AL COHOLICA Lager Can Often Have Overwhelming / Lasting Irreversible Consequences Three more, please, Barman!
Food & Drink:Drinks:Alcoholic
Names:Prank Calls
ALCOHOLICAbsolutely Legless, Cannot - Obviously - Handle One's Liquor In Comfort. Tony McCoy O'Grady... describing KEYBOARD.
Drugs
ALCOHOLIC (2)Apple Lovers Can Only Have One Liquor... It's Cider! Angela Brett
Computers:Macintosh & Newton
Drugs
ALDEBARANAcross Lightyear Distances, Earthbound Beams Are Received At Night Tony McCoy O'Grady. (Taurus, the Bull, is a zodiacal constellation that contains the orange-hued star Aldebaran, the 13th brightest star in the sky and 45 times larger than the Sun.)
Science:Astronomy
ALEXAble Lad Engages Xylophone Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Male
ALEXANDERAble Lad Engages Xrays At New Domain, Enters Rear Jan Morgan -- Alexander has a new job in the xray area at the rear entrance of the building
Names:First names:Male
ALEXANDRAAble Lass Enjoys Xylophone, And Needs Direction, Rhythm's Aim Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
ALEXANDRIAAble Lass Enjoys Xylophone, And Needs Direction, Rhythm Is Aim Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
ALEXISAble Lass Engages Xylophone, Is Successful Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
ALFALFAA Little For Arthritis - Limbs Freely Active Tony
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
ALFALFA (2)A Little For Appetite, Lots For Anaemia/Autoimmunotoxicity Angela Brett -- Appetite is just one of the many A-words on the all-encompassing lists of what alfalfa might possibly improve. Apparently there is one documented case of alfalfa overdose which resulted in mild anaemia and leucopenia.
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
ALFA ROMEOA Lavish & Flashy Automobile - Result Of Much Engineering Originality Tony McCoy O'Grady
Transport:Car Makes & Models
ALFA ROMEO (2)Artistic Lines. Fangio Approved - Raced Often. Models Endearingly Ogled. Eric Bridgstock
Transport:Car Makes & Models
ALFREDA Low Fat Recipe Ensures Delight Tony McCoy O'Grady
Names:You Are What You Eat
ALGEBRA (2)Abstract Logic Governs Everything - Broad-Ranging Applications. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
ALGEBRA (4)Arithmetic Logically Grasps, Expressing Bounties: Representation Algebraic! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics
ALGEBRA (5)Abstract Logic Generalises Everything; Beautiful Relationships Appear Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics
ALGEBRA (6)Arithmetic Lovingly Grasps, Expressing Bounties: Representation Algebraic! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics
ALGEBRA (7)Arithmetic Literally Generalized! Expressions Birth Real Abstraction/Adaptibility! Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
Science:Mathematics
ALGERIAA Little Grotty Enclave Resting In Africa Tony McCoy O'Grady
Places:Countries
AL GOREAlways Let Government Organise Religious Events Rico Leffanta
Names:Famous people:Politicians
AL'HAITAMAnalysed Lenses, Had An Important Theory About Mirrors. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
AL'HASIBAbu Largely Helped Along Solving Irrational Bewilderment. Angela Brett
Science:Mathematics:Mathematicians
ALIAS GRACEA Little Irish Absconding Servant Gets Railroaded And Cannot Escape Patricia Rix, referring to the book by Margaret Atwood.
Art & Literature:Book Titles
A LIFEAcronyms Live In Fame Evermore! Angela Brett, when Patricia asked Tony, 'Do these excellent acronyms just roll off the keyboard or do you not have a life?'
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ALISTAIR MACLEANAction, Laced In Suspense That Accepts (In Readers' Minds) A Completely Ludicrous Escapism As Natural Tony McCoy O'Grady
Art & Literature:Writers
ALITALIAAircraft Leave Italian Territory And Land In Adriatic Chris Kjelgaard
Transport
ALL BOYS ARE GOODAt Last Look, Bad Ones Yes, Still Around. Remember, Every Generalisation Offers One Danger. Angela Brett, expanding an unsuccessful search and thinking of the quote attributed to Alexandre Dumas, "All generalisations are dangerous, even this one."
People & Relationships:Genderalisations
ALL BRANA Loathesome Lawbreaker - But Regular - Attacks Niceguys Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking up a cereal killer
MacGirl & KeyBoard:Supervillains:Cereal Killers
ALLEGORYAesop Love Legends Especially Glorious Ones Rousing Youths Rico Leffanta
Art & Literature
ALLERGYA Little Latent Enzyme Really Grabs You Rico Leffanta
Science:Biology
ALLIANCEA Large League Is Always Necessary Combatting Evil Tony McCoy O'Grady
People & Relationships
Military
ALLITERATIONAlike Letters Lead Individual Terms. Excess Rather Annoyingly Turns Into Overt Nausea. Eric Bridgstock
Words & Wordplay
ALLITERATIONSAnother Like Letter Indulges The Ear - Repeat Again To Induce Outrageously Nonsensical Sound. Angela Brett (see the Alliterations page at http://acronyms.co.nz/alliterations.html)
Words & Wordplay
Computers:Internet:Apronyms Website:Page Titles
ALMOST ANYTHINGA Laughing Macintosh Owner Sometimes Thinks About Nothing. Yes, Tony's Humour Is Nearly Godlike. Tony McCoy O'Grady, when, after boasting 'Told you I could do almost anything!' was challenged to do ALMOST ANYTHING.
Words & Wordplay:Acronyms about Acronyms
ALOETTEA Lovely Objective, Essence To Try, Everyone Jan Morgan -- A home party Cosmetic Company made with Aloe Vera in it
Commerce:Companies
People & Relationships:Beauty & Hygiene:Beauty Products
ALOE VERAAgave Lotion On Epidermis Virtually Erases Rough Abrasions Rico Leffanta
Food & Drink:Condiments:Herbs
ALOHAAcclaimed Loudly On Hawaiian Atoll Tony McCoy O'Grady
Communication:Hello & Goodbye
ALONEAlways Left Out - Not Enjoyable. Angela Brett. Tony replied by saying ''Alone' is not always a case of being left out - it can be a case of leaving! You're confiusing being alone with being lonely!' and demonstrating with some more versions of ALONE.
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships
ALONE (5)A Loved One Never Encroaches Tony McCoy O'Grady. (Who adds: assuming they respect your wish for solitude)
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships
ALONE (6)Appropriate Leisure Offers Nice Escape Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships
ALONE (7)Anthony/Angela Looks On, Needn't Entangle Tony McCoy O'Grady
Assorted Adjectives
People & Relationships
ALONSOA Louse Of No Saving Overtones Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Tempest
Art & Literature:Shakespearean Plays:The Tempest
ALPHABETAll Literate People Have Already Begun English Training. Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
ALPHABET (2)A Lexicographic Pattern Hailed As Big Educational Tool Angela Brett
Science:Linguistics
ALPHABET (3)All Letters Placed Here; Altered By Enthusiastic Testers Roger Williams
Science:Linguistics
AL QAEDAAmerican Leaders Quieten Arab Enemies' Destruction Attempts Chris Kjelgaard
Military:War & Terrorism
ALTARA Little Table Attracts Reverence Tony McCoy O'Grady
Religion
ALTSCAPEAlternative Landscape: Their 'Scenesaver' Creates A Personalised Environment Angela Brett, who is developing the Mac OS X version of Altscape's 'Scenesaver' and Media Manager software. (See http://www.altscape.com/index.asp?displaymode=DownloadsPage)
Commerce:Companies
ALTSCAPE (2)A Lively Team Shall Celebrate As Patronage Expands Angela Brett (see PARTY)
Commerce:Companies
ALTSCAPE (3)A Little Thousand... So? Countless Additional Patrons Expected. Angela Brett (see PARTY) who apologises for the over use of 'Patron' but thinks it was the best word for all the ALTSCAPE-related acronyms which use it.
Commerce:Companies
ALWAYS COCA COLAAre Liquids Wet? Apparently Yes. Some Contain Oxygenated Carbon And Cause Offensive Leaking Air Tony McCoy O'Grady
Food & Drink:Drinks
ALYSSAA Loud Yell Shouts Shrilly, Actually Jan Morgan
Names:First names:Female
AMActually Me Jeff Anonymous, after typing 'I AM the JA acronym' on the forums and realising he should acronymise AM.
Assorted Verbs

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